Can i borrow your face
for a few days? My arse is going
on holiday.
How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
See, that’s what’s meant by dark
and handome. When it’s
dark, he’s handome.
I’ve seen people like you before — but i had to pay
admission!
You have a face only a mother could
love — and she hates
it!
You’re so ugly, you almost look
like your mother did, before
the operation.
Fat? You’re not fat, you’re just
... oh hell, OK. You are fat.
Very fat indeed, in fact.
She’s so fat, she has the only car
in town with stretch
marks.
Hey, i remember you when you only had the one stomach.
You have more chins than the Chinese phone book.
I see that you were so impressed
with your first chin that
you added two more.
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