National Insults
The perfidious, haughty, savage,
disdainful, stupid, slothful,
inhospitable, inhuman English.
The English are, i think, the most
obtuse and barbarous people in
the world.
The English talk loudly and seem
to care little about other people.
This is their characteristic, and
a very brutal and barbarous
distinction it is.
A demon took a monkey to wife — the result, by the grace
of God,
was the English.
Violence is as American as cherry pie.
The Americans are a race of convicts
and ought to be grateful for
anything we allow them short of
hanging.
Every time Europe looks across the
Atlantic to see the American
eagle, it observes only the rear
of an ostrich.
I am willing to love all mankind except an American.
The trouble with America is that
there are far too many Americans
there.
May the French Ulcer love you and the Lord hate you.
When the Frenchman sleeps, the devil rocks him.
One thing i would say for the Germans
— they are always perfectly
willing to give somebody’s land
to somebody else.
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