Report from Coniston 15th -16th September 2001


VISIT TO CONISTON

The weekend started with the usual fit of enthusiasm, and by the agreed rendezvous time there were at least two boats present....…

Angela & Bruce Ryde Weller with son Steve, being old hands at this game, timed their arrival perfectly, and had their immaculate 13 HeNe polished, rigged and with its hair neatly brushed while the rest of us untangled the main halyard from the right hand trailer wheel.

The two Scottish 13's took their standard 45 minutes to be ready to sail.

    
 

At last the small fleet felt ready to launch.  All that is except the 16 El Rato of Gordon and Chris Etherington, who announced slightly sheepishly that they had "a wee problem" involving the main halyard and the inside of the mast.  A committee was swiftly formed under the dubious guidance of John Leigh (Laser 16 Miranda), a man of great experience and wisdom, but who had omitted the one essential for the trip - a boat.  Undeterred, John set to with a series of ever more complicated lines and splices which seemed to be passed through every orifice in the mast.  At last the offending halyard appeared at the top of the mast once more, and we set sail on a starboard reach in a stiff North Wester.  The starboard reach lasted around four minutes before abruptly becoming a port reach of equal intensity, to the considerable embarrassment of all except the unflappable Bruce.

Near capsizes to windwardall round but we carried on South.  Shortly afterwards, the familiar sight of a blue and white hull signalled the first upset of the day, with Andrew Morison and eleven year old daughter Lindsay (13-530) enjoying a pleasant Autumnal dip in the lake.  Great moral support all round from around half a mile ensured a swift righting and our passage continued.  Five minutes later, Richard Hunter (the author) and daughter Louise were guilty of admiring Bruce and Angela's helmsmanship to the detriment of their own and a swift but spectacular capsize ensued in one of the many windshifts and squalls which marked the morning.  An unspoken agreement was reached to shorten the morning trip and seek shelter for lunch - much chattering of teeth all round.

The opportunity was taken by all to reef and an only slightly less challenging reach back to Coniston was achieved without further alarm.  The group agreed to adjourn to land based pursuits until the evening.  

The meal in the Crown in Coniston was greatly enhanced by the discovery that it was the birthday of Christine Roy's friend Celia, which confirmed the undoubted choral talents of the Association.  Pictorial evidence was obtained by Andrew's flash camera,
to the alarmed cry from Mike Meadows (also on El Rato) of "oh God, I hope that wasn't
a speed camera".  Meantime our two youngest members, Louise and Lindsay retired to the Ladies and succeeded in extracting Lindsay's loose tooth !

Sunday dawned brighter and with the wind reasonably steady from the North.  A pleasant run down the lake was terminated by the abrupt turning about by Bruce on the basis that the twelve o'clock gun had sounded - only he heard it.  El Rato turned immediately and thus moved from last position to first !  The afternoon declined into patches of calm water, but Christine Roy (13 Apothecary) soon summoned up a stiff breeze by getting out her oars !

Another great weekend courtesy of Angela, but please could we stick to Ullswater ?  More consistent sailing and much nearer the motorway too !  For those of you who read this and were not there, get next year's date in the diary as soon as it is announced - we need more boats and it is really an excellent trip.

Richard Hunter