*„ACROSS&DOWNjJã–¹+¶]ú1.2cî}–'@UIMDREAMINGOFAWHITECHRISTMASN.U.Z.A.Y.V.S.I.E.L.E.A.O.ETUBER.NUMBERS.GUSTO.SODSLAWO.A.A.I.P.R.E.H.T.N.U...O.EUNIMPEACHED.RETAINERS.UTTERC...O.C.O.U.T.R.C...C.N.O..HARDUP.IMBECILE.LIVEINLOVER..I.N.S.A...O.A.E.E.T.I...EBLOODYMINDEDNESS.INBADTASTEU.T...A.I.U...O.A.A.T...O.DGRANT.SMARTYPANTS.BEERBELLYG.C.H.H.C.H.S...S.L.D.A.T..INTHERED.HAREBRAINED.ISAIAHN...B.R.C.N.U.O.M.S.F.T...AGROPER.NOWANDAGAIN.MONARCHY..M.A.N.C.S...E.L.D.O.R.Z.WBREAKNECK.IMPERIALIST.DRAMAO.G...C.T.A.E...T.S.S...R.ISTANDTRIAL.CROSSEXAMINATIONO...E.O.I.A.I.P...G.E.N.N..MINNEAPOLIS.STARKERS.STUART..E.P.H...B.H.G.E.E.C.O...HFAWNS.INTHEWASH.ELEPHANTINEA.S.P.L.O.S.B.E.P.M.A.I.R.CTSUNAMI.PETAL.TOFFEES.ORIELW.I.C.A.E.O.E.T.I.N.T.N.S.AASTHEACTRESSSAIDTOTHEBISHOP----------------------------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.------.-------.-----.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-...-.------------.---------.------...-.-.-.-.-.-.-...-.-.-..------.--------.-----------..-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-.-...-----------------.-----------.-...-.-.-...-.-.-.-...-.------.-----------.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-..--------.-----------.-------...-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-...-------.-----------.--------..-.-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.-----------.------.-...-.-.-.-...-.-.-...-.-----------.-----------------...-.-.-.-.-.-...-.-.-.-..-----------.--------.------..-.-.-...-.-.-.-.-.-.-...------.---------.------------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.-----.-------.------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------------------------Jumbo - published by private Eye December 2000CyclopsAs the NF member vocalises his fantasy for the present time (2,8,2,1,5,9)Communicating badly, chin out (2,5)Here is what Brenda will do nominally with the introduction of semen (5)Raze development in front of tramp poet (4,5)Jealous brother with one minute, inverted nut (6)Riled company man: “Hi, here's an excessive union-lover” (12)Periodically late and unsettled (7)Fool Brenda into changing claim (9)Pissed? Time to think of plotting to oust Brenda! (4,7)Hitler’s sole seed producer? (8)C only – Dolly ...? (5)... tits a seducer twiddled and gave a revitalising kiss? (12)How most of us feel when lawyers get a rise? (3)Maureen meets fate with oxygen and very volatile cocktail! (7)Needle-user's filth channel (5)However retiring, Brenda displays a fleshy bit (5)Book more than one drug (7)Relish thus half in and half out of pot (5)Arseholes rule; it's perversely inevitable (4,3)Giving awfully nice head, Monica's first up – unlike Clinton (11)Advances and keeps grabbing Brenda (9)Consummate, say? (5)Not enlightened by topless tabloid student sex (5)In need of having an erection repeatedly (4,2)Old legislation from out-of-control party – Bill wants Tony's head (4,3)One needs long distance to ring Becks, mostly – moron! (8)One whose sexual needs are also accommodated? (4-2,5)No choice for top management job among even able seamen (8)Shrill-voiced Stalky (5)Dish – Sky's first pap-producer? (7)Gore disposition? Obstinacy (6-10)Installing tap – or trying (7)Auntie has scrapped Anthea's opening – it makes the going easier (10)A little tense, having penetrated excited Santa, I'd be off (2,3,5)Jewish guy gets it up for the maestro (5)Fit in with tacky Times alias (10)Blow job recipient permit (5)Male (bachelor) going into wood, gives head (3,4)Mensa member hurt youth – goes in for heavy breathing (6-5)Listener's issued a writ – sham! (5)As a corporation, pisspoor Beeb really lacks one (4,5)Villain gets off hugging celebrity (7)Bust forms some mountain there, dear! (2,3,3)Bared hernia, coming out in rash (4-7)Jolly flier – shag? (5)Berlin type of investment gains interest with a sigh of relief (6)Constable's work making heroin bust in a way? (3,4)Manhattan member and dog (8)Flirting with dogs – old political leader's that is (7)One who feels good nuzzling up to cowboy? (6)The final development – in-Dome garage (5)Wogan and Ian tangled sometimes! (3,3,5)Harmony's wrecked when Conservative leader intervenes, as a rule (8)Alexandra was the last to enter saloon in one (7)Choleric pain treatment for one with unresponsive sex partner (12)Flipping short bloke's rubbing against Unity in the row (12)Knock off, snog at a furious rate (9)Report in which Scottish leader makes boobs (5)“No follower of Marx gets serial PMT,” I repeated (11)Kick bucket to sailor with the French fruit and veg (11)It's a luvvie thing to drive home between December and April (5)So don't appear before magistrate with stomach irritant (5,5)Sun lacks influence here, though profoundly affecting Gap (4,5)Symbolic kiss with possibly oral pumping (5-11)Stupid git has pet food (9)TV presenter, tear-inducer, with one director (9)Unlikely to be inflamed, like, by boozy has-been (rather large) (8)Pointless nominal penis surgery here (11)Recent habit of Virgin, taking legal action (3,4)Kelvin nabbed by agog audience and exposed (8)What Di liked to do: persist with tantrum (4,3)Royal family's surprise – recruiting Posh (6)Lech indiscriminately, knock around and this could result (3,4)Pure heroin's in order (6)Brown-noses Brown to a point (5)Some disbelief at warrant – a death one? (5)Getting cleaned up is when a shit cracked (2,3,4)Drunk, get up to put balls away again (5)Huge Nelly gets in key (11)Murdoch has hot temper (5)Somersaulting, I mount round behind, giving a big wave (7)A long snog first, dearest? (5)Price enters soft, pliant Candy (7)It transparently sticks out (5)Crack climax to intercourse between player and roving piece (2,3,7,4,2,3,6)