ACROSS&DOWNzHQ;&1.2c LOOK.STRAIGHT..E.N.V.E.U.E.R.IGETLAID.PASSIONA.H.S.H.A.T.P.TLEEDS.ELIZABETH..S.A.A.R.P...ECOPULATE.TOPPLEO.O...H.P...L.YMOTIVE.OLDFLAMEE...I.C.A.E.S..BEERBELLY.TITLEA.N.R.U.B.I.E.XCURRANT.AUSTRIAK.O.T.C.L.H.E.M..LOOPHOLE.ODES----.--------..-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.------.---------..-.-.-.-.-...---------.-------.-...-.-...-.-------.---------...-.-.-.-.-..---------.------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..--------.----Eye 153Cyclops(& 3/9) Boldly regard what our readers do on getting the latest issue? (4,8,2,3,3)(& 29) Proper twist and joint sought by sharp lawyers (5,8)In the midst of the action, Posh Spice, ultimately no model, wasted time (2,3,4)(see 1ac.)Former PM allying Kennedy with Bush (3,5)Gold team secures in-house foreign aid (2,4)They got people to talk in stages, tap on (7)Bollocks and guts prepared as food (5)Casanova salivated holding subordinate (6)(see 1 ac.)Have sex only to be subjected to a put-down? (3,4)Die without ones ardour (7)City haemorrhages without capital (5)Brenda gets Ms Hurley a-flutter inside dont you think? (9)Couple doing place out (8)Rally and ejaculate with support (4,4)Prescott finally gets other directionless people to oust the leader (6)Pissed off desert pal (9)Show willing as Hamlet, maybe? Nut! (4,4)Incentive: sex the other way round during shift (6)Instruction to one who plays with sex aid endlessly ... (7)It's pass to hot tongue your ex (3,5)... for those who view sex objectively? (6)Labour leader in the grip of Nick and Churchs grip (6)Corporation after piss pot (4,5)Register Lorens bust! (5)Duchess possibly makes boob on live programme finale (5)As taken by students, amphetamines are about the flipping limit! (5)Dried up fruit makes old dog go on like Ian Paisley (7)Someone once underneath Clinton gets out from down under what a state! (7)(see 1dn.)Backs directions on party lines (4)Originally published by Private Eye in March 2000