ACROSS&DOWNbH`#S1.2cSHORTS.TOPHEAVY.B.O.C.H.R.A.A.BODYZONE.OASIS..M.A.U.D.S.E.E.ABEL.RIOTPOLICE...M.E.G.E...T.SEXAID.SCREWYOU.Y.I...B...A.M.FELLATIO.DELAYS.S...E.L.U.K...SHOPAHOLIC.ARSE.A.A.E.O.H.B.M..DINER.CHEROKEE.O.A.A.K.S.U.A.TWOMINDS.SATIRE------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.-----..-.-.-.-.-.-.-.----.----------...-.-.-.-...-.------.--------.-.-...-...-.-.--------.------.-...-.-.-.-...----------.----.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..-----.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.------Eye 159 - published by Private Eye Magazine June 2000CyclopsPants and takes the line of least resistance (6)Heroin: flop as a great leveller (1-4)Delivery system describing Prince Charles to an audience (5,4)What desperate searcher did: cursed pitifully about sod all (7)Leading film villain like Dolly Parton? (3-5)Outstandingly good article on boxer possibly over the head of Sun-reader, tosh (3,4,8)Hookers, given salesmans erection, do very well (7)Frame, with no difficulty, Latvias premier (5)Hospital cut that will result in an unproductive future (9)Rib about dozy, ill-conceived Dome feature (4,4)Pop group enough to turn one to drink? (5)Reported fit though he was relatively wiped out (4)Supposed guardians of the peace sticking one in balls, flower lousy things! (4,6)It helps some people come out with ideas about cross (3,3)A magnificent organ on dog its for cosmetic purposes (3-6)Get lost, stupid Open University! (5,3)Bush rambling about Kabul to Western Alliance initially (9)As indulged in by Fitzgerald having it off and invading Robin Cooks preserve? (8)Its capital here, rudely interrupting Brown (7)Theyre produced by suspenders of French sexual conquests (6)Fergie, large figure, socially acceptable on the game (7)As one adored by retailers, Posh sadly takes a break with Chip (10)Lofty operator responsible for Blair being without one-to-one (5)Dewar's effectively hiding his real mouthpiece? (4)"Small organ" slur (5)Consumers popular in bloody back (5)American people cause pop star whos getting on all right to take amphetamines (8)Breaks wind with most its hard to choose if in such a state (3,5)To be a father without, note, Tonys capital produces irony (6)