`MACROSS&DOWNzHŽœ;±zx1.2cξχΏ PISSINGIN.SUGARU.E.D.O.O.H.R.UTHEWIND.ONAROLLU.S.O.F.S.M.M.EPROSTRATE.BUYERJ.F...T...O.K..OFFAL.HAMILTON.B...A.E.U.I...C.ALLSORTS.CREDO..A.T...K...R.OSTIFF.FEELAFOOLC.D.L.O.T.M.T.IRIOTING.EDIFIEDU.F.N.E.E.G.C.GBEFOG.YARDOFALE---------.------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.------.-...-...-.-..-----.--------.-...-.-.-.-...-.--------.-----..-.-...-...-.------.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.------.---------Private Eye 174 - published Jan 2001CyclopsWasting your time and risking a wee reversal (7,2,3,4)Devious scheme to accommodate long-suffering type (3-2,3)Eye's unavailable – so marches out of the premises (4,3)Half-wit ex-dictator brought to book (5)Possibly bitch about pop 'gangsta' leader (9)The ultimate in neckwear for a swinger (5)Tabloid American turned round is dearest (5)Inept corporate stink at the heart of Michael's pointless floundering (9)Ex-president: "Poor Gore? No way – I'm delighted, excited, OK?" (7)Brenda's straight strip (5)see 1 ac (3,4)Eligible to vote, having had much recent success (2,1,4)Knocked down hooker's charge – about time (9)The origins of buggery unfortunately, yet ever regrettably, lead to a procurer (5)In bad taste, a bad loser coming out with "Garbage!"? (5)The ultimate extra-marital affair? Hold on, Chuck! (4,5)Henry, a poet – one whose appeal went down badly (8)An old soldier 'Emu' reeks badly around trouser opening (9)Being brazen, that is, about chad ultimately secures George as the president (8)Sweet things want testicles not starting to rot horribly before start of sex ... (3-5)Temporarily unemployed, shagged and feeling unwell (4,3)... some swear by one that's firm without looking inflamed (5)Sexy material Brenda has to return to gallery (7)One who's late having an erection (5)Cancel Bush! (5)Grope a butt and think you look absurd (4,1,4)Oldie magazine endlessly dominated by state of confusion (5)Is Cyclops mounting work mate? (5)Embraced by patriot in gratitude – revolting! (7)Having had an uplift, single female has one grabbed by hacks (7)Obscure adjacent characters in Slough (5)Long drawn-out piss as a result of emptying one? (4,2,3)