_ACROSS&DOWNjHejp+þ® 1.2cî}–'@ROPEY.APATHETICO.A.E.L.R.E.I.AOCCULTISM.LEPERD.I.L.C.S.L.P.R.OFFONESTROLLEYE.I.W...R...E.IRACKSUP.ALSORANR...E.R.D.U...GOREGANO.EMBARGOL.Y...B...S.I.NFEELGOODFACTOR.L.B.O.S.O.R.T.IYPRES.CALLITOFFN.O.E.I.L.B.U.FNEWJERSEY.ESSAY-----.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.---------------.-.-...-...-.--------.--------...-.-.-.-...--------.--------.-...-...-.-.---------------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.------.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.-----Eye 181 published April 2001CyclopsOn taking exercise, Hattersley's still in bad shape (5)Measure an audience might take as indecent (4)The main president? Bill if one gets around (7)Shout "that hurt!" and point to each part of 2 (6,3)One blow and the male jerk's without feeling (9)'Topless bitchiness' is Carol's reported character (5)Putting one over poor dear Mrs T, in which Aitken denied any knowing involvement (4,5)How do you do cringe-making, vacuous, celeb interviews? (5)Piss artist, one who makes waiters happy when taking a length ... (7)... not pulling out when having illicit sex (8,2)Weird practices when comic screwed with slut (9)Punch's chief, besieged by The Eye, is a pariah (5)Mad, even though getting an NHS bed finally? (3,4,7)Star turn Lenny and Rolf with rat-arsed opening (5,5)Holder's got an erection and accumulates points (5,2)Whore and stud sandwiching Chief Inspector's trunk (9)Failure Gore really tried to be President (4-3)How to get more lowly than a writer: become an Eye regular! (9)Dick takes Ecstasy with old Herb (7)Marvellous organ comes to peak – it's archly raised (7)Contracted mega-bore, pisspoor Boycott (7)Making love, suitor's screamingly funny (7)Have a satisfying poke, with consideration for what Blair desperately wants to see among the electorate (4-4,6)Take a look, poke between the buttocks (removing ring) and point (2,3)Female clone, topless, hardly produces a serious erection (5)Flash Jack's gone doubtful (4)Terrible conflict seen as publicity-grabbing "positive response" (5)Decide not to go all the way when 'phone sex gets sour? (4,2,3)Latest type of cattle in such a state (3,6)Lamb product – extremely suspect top cuts, for instance (5)