ï³ACROSS&DOWNzH›Èp;ÚPy1.2cî}–'@ CHASM.OYSTERBEDH.L.A.D.Y.S.U.EABITSTEEP.SAMOAT.E.O.S.H.E.A.DEUNUCHS.INNARDSA...H.A.L...O.EUPSHIT.WITHOUTA..E.S.R.S.E.N..FIXATION.PADDLEA.A...S.S.D...AIMPETUS.HUSTLERR.P.O.E.A.T.A.SCREEK.TOMBOYISHO.A.Y.T.E.N.R.OPILLORIED.ENDIT-----.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.------.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------...-.-.-...-.-------.--------..-.-.-.-.-.-..--------.-------.-...-.-.-...--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.------.----------.-.-.-.-.-.-.----------.-----Eye 185 published by Private Eye June 2001CyclopsCharles touching Camilla's next to middle hole ... (5)House offers continental cat piss (7)Having other-worldliness is key to Archerism? No (5)Graduate (sociology and other shit) – one who would make himself smart? (9)... a deep productive plot: something to make her randy and somewhere to do something about it ... (6,3)Each little sod’s wandering the city (6)Young Mr Collins is weighed downed by smallpox (8)City "hostess" enthusiastically entertains (5)Go about casually, showing arse, note, on stage (3,6)See dad buggered on one – entered by Jordan definitively (4,3) ... – unreasonable, taking a girl sexually almost on the vertical? (1,3,5)The country's so flipping protective of a Mowlam (5)Women supervisors for whom union is out of the question (7)Guts shown by boozers restricting Henry from having an erection (7)(& 26/15/19) High on heroin, TV's Jonathan, unable to have a row, is in trouble (2,4,5,7,1,6)Attraction of an earnest plea for some rumpy-pumpy (3,6)(see 13) (8)Monumental tribute to a stiff Mick Jagger? (9)Artist's jiggling tits sore (8)Topless Hague companion, catching cab back, reveals thing (8)Non-PC WPC's quite reasonable bust (4,3)(see 13) (6)Each short ejaculation shows effective range of one's organ (7)Fraud: maybe Piers Morgan's humiliated (6)Force politician Hague's butt into new suit (7)Yard briefly to OK laundered capital (5)Pushy type: "Let's break in Ben" (7)Landowner's shagged outside castle (5)(see 13) (5)Thumb Callow – that's hardly demurely feminine (9)Ridiculed, pissed, no Eye, without off-colour alternative (9)Tip: taking on computing stuff is to fulfil a death wish (3,2)