ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

[Lead in:]
Everybody stops and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, See my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"!

It seems so long since I could say, "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle, (thhh.)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, See my two front teeth!
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"!

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, See my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"!

It seems so long since I could say,  "Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle, (thhh.)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, See my two front teeth!
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"!