
AB ABSURDO
80's Recommended Reading
Links
from Number 80
Backwards Glances Index
2005 part 3
A word of
warning - owing to the Weekly Glance's attempted topicality some of the links
below may be even more ephemeral than usual. (Tip - a search for cached versions
of missing sites is often productive using either
Google or The
Internet Archive Way
Back Machine.)
April 1st 2005
Fox Hunting
April 3rd 2005
Begging Voice
April 5th 2005
Darfur and the Culture of Life
April 7th 2005
The Company You Keep
April 9th 2005
Hari's Game
April 11th 2005
Of Teacups and Intolerance
April 14th 2005
Beetle Honor
April 17th 2005
Beijing Backfire?
April 20th 2005 Faith-Based
Electioneering
April 24th 2005
Deya's Day of Reckoning
April 27th 2005
Unhealthy Influences
April 30th 2005
Plagiarize
May 2nd 2005
Holy Omerta
May 4th 2005
21st Century Delusion
May 5th 2005
Cross Dilemma
May 7th 2005
Vanquished Virgin
May 9th 2005
Bananas in Kansas
May 11th 2005
Ultra Drivel
May 17th 2005
Galloway Bites
May 19th 2005
Shredded Parsley
May 20th 2005
Stephen In Wonderland
May 21st 2005
CLOOB!
May 23rd 2005
PABAAH
May 26th 2005 Journalism?
No! Uncritical Plug? Yes!
May 28th 2005
Medium Ghoul
May 30th 2005
Nessie's Gnasher
June 2nd 2005
Smithsonian Institute Blues
June 3rd 2005
Peace One Day
June 4th 2005
Possessed by Superstition
June 7th 2005
African Shame
June 9th 2005
Bible Bashing
June 11th 2005 Legislative
Lunacy
June 18th 2005 Not
So Fast
June 20th 2005
ID = Intelligent Dutch
June 21st 2005
The Exorcist
June 23rd 2005
PBS
June 24th 2005
No Account Bigots
June 27th 2005
The Wages of Hinn
June 30th 2005
Tiny Tom and the Aliens
Fox Hunting - when it comes to
impartial, fair and balanced news reporting one name that certainly does not
spring to mind is Rupert Murdoch's Fox News. This is not just 80's opinion, but
one that is shared by
many folk - including Sam Kimery. He has
invented the "FOX
Blocker" a nifty little gadget that you can fit to your TV to keep it
clean of that particular contagion. It appears that Kimery, along with most
rational, sentient beings decided that Fox news output was right-wing
propaganda, a view also shared by FOX Blocker co-founder Joshua Montgomery. He
states "We don't believe in censorship." on the
Blocker website
and adds "I don't have a problem with FOX News. If they
would just come out and say that it is rightwing news for right wing nuts
(wingnuts) we will take this site down and move on." An added kicker when
you buy a FOX Blocker is that "With every order placed,
FOXBlocker.com will send an e-mail in your name to the TOP 10 advertisers at FOX
News letting them know that yet another subscriber has opted out of FOX News.
With a little luck and a lot of volume, we can shut the FOX up!"
Naturally this has upset the fair-minded, impartial and balanced individuals who
get their worldview from Fox. Montgomery answers them thus,"All
you hate mailers out there (750 or so today) quit sending me "CNN, MSNBC, ABC,
CBS, NPR and the BBC are left wing liberal hippies......." without EVIDENCE. If
you are going to send it, send it with FACTS......Just saying it makes you sound
like the stupid, ignorant, uneducated hillbilly you are." Neither Kimery
or Montgomery are making any money out of this - they just want to make a point
- any profits, should they materialize, will be donated to
FAIR.org,
MediaMatters.org
or Lawrence Freenet. If you have $8.95 burning a hole in your pocket get a FOX
Blocker and send a message to Fox.
Miracle
Babies - the
long-running saga continues. Now the latest
twist in the Gilbert Deya Miracle Babies scandal involves Deya's right hand man
in the UK, pastor Benjamin Mensah, who
stoutly defended Deya when the accusations of
baby-smuggling started flying. Now it seems that Mensah has had enough of trying
to defend the indefensible and has resigned from Gilbert Deya Ministries. Deya
is reported
here in the East African Standard as showing
little Christian charity toward his former deputy saying "...good
riddance as he had been a disgrace to the Church". He went on to say "I'm
not interested in fighting wars through litigation. I'm a man of God and there
is nothing to worry about." The only real mystery in all of this is why
this "man of God" is still in the UK and not deported to Kenya where the police
are anxious to talk with him about his activities.
A Glass
Cathedral - it is a well-known truism that in a debate or dispute when
one party begins
comparing the other to Nazis any rational
discussion flies out of the window and the discourse deteriorates into abuse.
Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor, in attacking women's right to choose in the
matter of abortion has unwisely chosen to play the Nazi card. Unwisely because
it not only illustrates the poverty of his argument but also because it brings
the focus sharply onto the history of his own church. The Roman Catholics at the
top of the hierarchy have always been known for their often cosy relationship
with fascists - unlike many priests at the lower end of the scale who suffered
for their opposition to oppression. Whether it was accommodating
Hitler,
Mussolini,
Franco or more recently, criminals such as
Augusto Pinochet the Roman Catholic church with
its unelected and authoritarian hierarchy has shown an affinity for repressive
fascist governments. Murphy O'Connor, who is already damned in 80's eyes as a
paedophile-shifting hypocrite, has managed to
sink even lower with his Nazi mudslinging. Those who live in glass cathedrals
should be very careful indeed not to start throwing stones. (For more on the
Catholic churches links with political authorities
this page makes interesting reading.)
April 3rd 2005
Begging
Voice - a bigot rattles the collecting box for your money. Not much, just
a mere £75,000, in order to allow Christian Voice (CV) to pursue its
blasphemy case against the BBC for showing
Jerry Springer - the Opera. So goes a begging letter, (in pdf) that can be
downloaded from the CV website (and kindly made available in html by
Mediawatchwatch. The writer, the sainted Green
the Baptist himself, even tries to answer a question that 80 (and many many
others) has asked about his protests, which is "Can't God
look after Himself?". Green thinks not, although he feels obliged to say
"In truth, God could have struck the BBC electrical system
with a thunderbolt as we prayed. He chose not to." How does Green know
this? Did the old boy tell him personally? Perhaps the big G is saving his
thunderbolts for Green himself, to punish him for his arrogant assumption that
he speaks for the deity. No, Green has a different answer, but equally silly. "I
believe God is generous enough to involve ordinary believing men and women, with
all our weaknesses, in His purpose. He wants us to share His victory. He
graciously desires fellowship with us." Including such weaknesses as the
aforementioned arrogance. On the subject of arrogance, Green has something to
say about it himself, in response to his own rhetorical question " Shouldn't we just forgive those responsible for Springer?"
He pays lipservice to the idea of forgiveness for, after all, " I dearly want my trespasses forgiven!" (These no
doubt would be the trespasses of homophobic bigotry and bullying a cancer
charity, to name just a couple.) What he is actually saying is that we should
forgive those who trespass against us, not out of kindness or understanding but
for our own benefit, "...not least because only then will
God forgive us our trespasses." So, you forgive only in order to be able
to get away with (be forgiven for) some trespasses of your own. How very moral.
But the twist comes when Green says that we can forgive those who have slighted
us, but not those who have slighted others. For "...when
that sin is against the Lord Jesus, what arrogance it would be for us to forgive
on His behalf!" And what arrogance it is to condemn on his behalf. Let's
be optimistic, this could be a breakthrough - Green at least understands the
concept of arrogance - given enough time he may even realize just how much it
applies to him and his crude and offensive zealotry. Meanwhile, in the real
world, the BBC governors have
vindicated the producers of Springer the Opera
- although irritatingly this report still repeats the ridiculously inflated
numbers for emails received by the BBC in protest. It is technically a fairly
trivial exercise to flood an address with duplicated emails - numbers received
should not be taken as an indication of the actual number of complainants.
Ark of
the Covenant Discovered in Israel - see
here for this amazing story which has parallels
with the Oded Golan/James Ossuary affair. "An amazing
archaeological discovery has been made in Israel, one that could potentially
shake the world of antiquities to its core and signal the upcoming bloodbath of
Armageddon, according to Biblical experts. Indeed, what appears to be the Ark of
the Covenant referred to in the Old Testament has surfaced in, of all places,
the private collection of a longtime antiquities dealer." (thanks to the
excellent
Explorator)
Dumb
Quote of the Day - the struggle to keep US schools' science classes
unblemished by religion continues unabated. This
particular skirmish in Dover, Pennsylvania has
been dragging on for a while now as religionists campaign for the teaching of
evolution to be replaced by fairy tales. The same tired arguments are trotted
out once more about Darwin's Theory being "just
a theory". To many of these religionists theory means little
more than a guess - they cannot quite get their heads around what theory
actually means in science "A well-substantiated
explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted
knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set
of phenomena." (WordWeb)
Now and again something slips out that illustrates quite how ignorant these
fundamentalists are, and epitomises just what this struggle is all about. Pastor
and parent Ray Mummert, surely unintentionally, put his finger on the real
problem when he said, "Christians are a lot more bold
under Bush's leadership, he speaks what a lot of us believe. We've been attacked
by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." Which by
implication means, in the black and white terms so beloved of the
fundamentalists, that Mummert and chums are the stupid, ignorant segment of the
culture. Now this is hardly news, but it is nice to have it confirmed by the
good pastor. (Much thanks to Gerald Gluch for the heads up. Read Paul Krugman in
the
New York Times (reg rqd) for a reminder that
schools science and the Terri Schiavo case are but two fronts in a much wider,
and increasingly dangerous and dirty war.)
April
5th 2005
Darfur
and the Culture of Life - the UN security council has voted to refer war
crimes suspects involved in the government-enabled murder, rape and torture in
Darfur, Sudan to the
International Criminal Court (ICC). About
bloody time too - at last the US managed to get over its fear of supporting the
court in The Hague by abstaining in the vote along with China, Algeria and
Brazil. Strange company for the Bush administration and its "culture
of life" but at least things may get moving now and this horrible
ordeal for the people of Darfur will end. Anne Patterson, US deputy ambassador
to the UN is
quoted by the BBC as saying "It
is important that the international community speak with one voice in order to
help promote effective accountability." which is pretty rich considering
it was the US that held things up over referral to the ICC in the first place.
80 wonders how many more folk will have been killed because of Bush's
prevarication and paranoia. Early last month 80
quoted Captain Brian Steidle on the atrocities
in Darfur perpetrated by the Janjaweed militia. Steidle, a former US Marine who
was a ceasefire monitor for the African Union
tells of his tour of duty in the UK
Independent,"In the six months I spent in Darfur as a
"ceasefire observer", I saw entire villages burned down with Sudanese locked
inside their huts. I saw villagers with their eyes or ears plucked out, or men
who had bled to death after being castrated. I interviewed women who had been
gang-raped while out collecting firewood." Culture of life? Don't make me
sick. Bush and cronies make a loud enough noise over the Terri Schiavo case and
other causes dear to right-wing conservative Christian voters, but the lives of
the people of Darfur are obviously not so important. You may ask how come 80
singles out the US and not China, Algeria or Brazil, the other abstainers?
Because 80, perhaps foolishly, expected better of the United States. What the
hell have they been doing since September last year, when then Secretary of
State Colin Powell
called what was happening in Darfur genocide?
The US administration's hypocrisy sits well next to the outraged squealing of
the Sudan government in
this report from Islam Online.
Naked
Fear - when John Ashcroft let his
nipplephobia get the better of him (they keep following me round the
room) and had the nude statues in the Great Hall of the Justice Department's
headquarters draped at the taxpayers' expense 80 thought he was a uniquely sad
little man. This was wrong - he is not unique after all, he has a soulmate in
the form of Frank Butler, a zoning inspector for Bartholomew County, Indiana.
Butler
has ordered that classical-style statues at
White River Truck Repair and Yard Art be moved out of the public view. Asked
why, this silly little official said, "They have nudity
... and that should not be in the view of a minor." It seems Indiana's
obscenity law prohibits the display of nudity where children might see it. You
wonder about the moral danger breastfed babies must be in - unless you blindfold
them at dinnertime of course. To be honest, it is unfair to have a go at Butler
as he is only doing his job - the two creeps that complained to his department
in the first place are the real weirdos.
April 7th 2005
The
Company You Keep - can say a lot about you. 80
often employs this maxim when looking at, say, a website that makes health
claims that appear questionable or unsubstantiated. Just check the other sites
that this site links to, and you can get a feeling for where they are coming
from. This assessment by association can work in other areas, such as capital
punishment. A recent
Amnesty International report has found that "During
2004, more than 3,797 people were executed in 25 countries and at least 7,395
were sentenced to death in 64 countries.." Of course this only includes
recorded, judicial executions as opposed to widespread, coordinated murders
taking place right now in places like Dafur. Also many countries announce a much
smaller number than other evidence would lead one to expect, such as global
leader in executions, China. According to the Amnesty report "China
executed at least 3,400 people, but sources inside the country have estimated
the number to be near 10,000." On the other hand it does also strike a
hopeful note, saying that there is a "..worldwide trend
towards abolition..." but also stresses the "..ongoing
need for concerted action by the international community to consign the death
penalty to history." This BBC page helpfully publishes a
graph of the top six countries in the world judicial murders league -
and it is here that the "company you keep" exercise can be employed. In
decreasing order of executions are China, Iran, Vietnam,
US,
Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. Strange company indeed for a country like the US,
with a president who blathers on about a "culture of life"........
On the bottom words are shallow.
On the surface talk is cheap.
You can only judge the distance by the company you keep
Gone But
Not Forgotten - all over the world the late Pope is being eulogized in
such adulatory terms that 80 thought it only fair to mention some of his
achievements that have gone strangely unremarked. Damage to the environment
caused by the increase in human population, a population in many countries
forbidden contraception by this man. Thousands dead and dying from HIV AIDS
because they were forbidden to use condoms by this man. Unknown numbers of women
dead or seriously injured in backstreet abortion clinics because abortion was
forbidden by this man. Thousands of children abused by the Catholic priesthood,
a scandal never fully acknowledged by this man. Gays and lesbians worldwide
condemned as "... part of a new ideology of evil"
by this man. Even now, the old autocrat's work is still not done, although he
himself is dead. He has packed the Conclave of Cardinals with men possessing the
same stern conservative views as himself, thereby doing his best to ensure his
successor will be in the same mold. (To emphasise business as usual, Cardinal
Law, who resigned as Archbishop of Boston in 2002 following accusations that he
covered up sexual abuse of children by priests, will be leading a memorial mass
for the dead pope. A support group for the victims of priestly abuse will be
there, armed with leaflets. This BBC
report reminds us "In
February 2004, a report commissioned by the Church said more than 4,000 US Roman
Catholic priests had faced sexual abuse allegations in the previous 50 years, in
cases involving more than 10,000 children - mostly boys.")
April 9th 2005
Hari's
Game - 80 has mentioned Johann Hari and his sane and rational articles
before. Now, in common with the rest of the world (or so it seems) he has
written about the late
Karol Wojtyla. He
suggests that despite all the excessive adulation for the man he will be seen
eventually in the same light as one of his predecessors, Pope Pius XII, as "a
deeply malign force". Hari's articles are archived on his website
here,
and are definitely worth reading. Almost as interesting, however, are the
discussions that follow further down the page - although 80 doubts whether some
of the contributors are quite what they claim to be. There is one particular
correspondent who so fits the profile for a right-wing, religious, homophobic
twit that he must surely be a caricature. Anyone that manages to defend the
likes of Franco and Pinochet, (they kept those godless commies/socialists in
check) and simultaneously maintain an irritating holier-than-thou attitude has
to be a fake or a nutter. Here is an example of this person's thinking on the
church's
condom/AIDS lies, "Condoms
are a perversion of sexual intercourse, which is intended for procreation. In
discrediting condoms, the Church was not attempting to spread disease, but
rather to emphasise that the one truly acceptable course is in fact to abstain
from sexual activity altogether, outside of marriage. That message is
theologically sound and it is the surest way to prevent disease. The Church is
not in the business of advocating condoms as a second-best strategy, because
second-best doesn't cut it with God." The thought that this person,
assuming they are for real, is out there walking the streets is too worrying to
contemplate. There are also those whose postings give 80 the old "I wished I had
said that" feeling, a mixture of admiration and jealousy. One of the papal
apologists' favorite, and poorly substantiated, claims to absolve Wojtyla in
spite of his awful record (see Gone But
Not Forgotten) is that he spoke out against communism (mild version)
or singlehandedly brought the Berlin wall crashing down (loony version). As
Phil, another contributor says, "..even a broken clock
tells the correct time twice a day". The last word is Hari's, looking at
the catalog of Wojtyla's achievements and the nauseating obsequiousness of his
funeral rites and tributes, "If we want to talk about
respecting the dead, today we should grieve not for one peddler of superstition,
but for the tens of thousands who - thanks to him - did not live to see this
day. I do not believe John Paul II will face a Judgement Day in "Heaven". But
one day, the fatuous tributes of the past week will rot, and his name will be
cursed here on earth."
Funereal
Flummery - here is an
excellent piece by Polly Toynbee (in the
Guardian) expressing disgust at the world leaders fawning over a corpse in Rome
today. As 80 has attempted below,
Toynbee adds a desperately-needed counterbalance to the crawling coverage in the
media of Karol Wojtyla and his legacy. As Toynbee so eloquently puts it, " Today's saccharine sanctimony will try to whiten the
sepulchre of yet another Pope whose obscurantist faith has caused pointless
suffering; it is no defence that he was only obeying higher orders."
TV Ghost
Frauds - well worth a look is Tony Youens'
Commentary on the stupid TV ghost/psychic shows, in particular the
fatuous "Most
Haunted Live". In
Psychic Dumbing Down Tony asks the question, how may health and
safety legislation apply to ghostly "hazards" featured in this show, which is
described in the publicity blurb as "...terrifying"
and comes away with some interesting observations. The unwelcome spread of such
shows has as much to do with the cheapness of production as with the gullibility
and ignorance of the target audience. A low light camera system, some
"performers" and a bucket load of bullshit and you are there.
April 11th 2005
Of
Teacups and Intolerance - sometimes what appears to be a storm in a
teacup can presage something far more serious. Take the row going on in the
English village of Lyneham in Wiltshire. What seems to have started it was Mitch
Hawkin's website
www.lynehamvillage.co.uk - or more particularly
his references to the late Pope and a spoof ad that he ran for a successor.
Hawkin's comments strike 80 as amusing and also to the point - "Fancy
a new job? The Vatican is now looking for a new Pope now that the current one
has snuffed it. Let's hope the next Pope can do a better job. Better still, why
not abolish the position of Pope, as religion, at the end of the day, causes
more wars than anything else." Certainly nothing offensive here in 80's
view, but that view is not shared by another village resident, one Andy Humm,
who coincidentally has his own, rather more conventional and sedate website
www.lynehamvillage.com. Not only does Humm think Hawkin's site "shames"
Lyneham he
told the Guardian "What
Mr Hawkin has said about the Pope is disgusting and outrageous. Mr Hawkin should
be charged." (Perhaps Humm should have look at Number 80 if he wants to
fret about disrespectful coverage of the dead Pope) It seems Humm and a local
Tory councillor, Allison Bucknell, are keen for Hawkin to be served an
Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for daring
to mock Wojtyla. The Wiltshire police are said to be investigating. The first
observation to make is to wonder whether some of Humm's spluttering outrage is
owed to the fact his site visitor numbers have likely dipped - the publicity
about the threatened ASBO has no doubt boosted Hawkin's site instead. But aside
from the amusement to be had from this, let's face it, petty squabble, there is
an important principle at stake. Just because Hawkin has not joined in the
nauseating adulatory coverage of the late Wojtyla, but rather expressed, via
humor, his opinion of the whole religious circus, should he be gagged? Certainly
not. If not given enough scrutiny and opposition Humm and Bucknell might
actually succeed in making an ASBO do the job of the (currently shelved)
religious hatred law. The idea of these little Englanders dictating what one can
or cannot say is in itself "disgusting and outrageous"
and should not be permitted to happen. Even if you don't find Hawkin's pages
particularly funny, visit his site and show your support. Voltaire's (possibly
apocryphal) saying, "I disapprove of what you say, but I
will defend to the death your right to say it" definitely applies here.
The use of an ASBO to stifle free speech could well be the thin end of a very
nasty wedge. (Thanks to
New Humanist for the heads-up on this)
Top Marks
for Cain - in the left margin of this page you will find many interesting
and useful links, this is the story of one of them. A long time ago, in a galaxy
far away, The View from Number 80 started life as a space advocacy page - as you
can see it has changed a lot since then, although a vestige of the original
purpose still exists further down this page - see
Case For Space. Also mentioned on this site since its inception is an
internet newsletter called
Universe Today, (UT) which is also the source
of the syndicated Space News that 80 still runs. Universe Today, now well past
its 1000th edition, is the brainchild of Fraser Cain. It has grown over the
years from a plain text newsletter to the illustrated, professional product we
see today. Apart from running space news and releases, these days UT offers high
quality downloadable desktop images and original interviews, book reviews and
ads for space-related businesses, an indexed archive from 1999 and a lively
forum on a number of space-related topics. Now Cain is running an experiment in
Podcasting, (an audio file, usually MP3, that can be downloaded for listening to
either on your pc or a portable player when you want). To kick off the service
is a short interview with Scott Gaudi at the Harvard Smithsonian Center for
Astrophysics about Sedna's lack of a moon. (Sedna
is a recently-discovered planetoid three times farther away from Earth than
Pluto, and named for an Inuit goddess). To check out the podcast, catch up on
space news, discuss space and astronomy, find out how to run Space News on your
own site, and enjoy Cain's occasional wry humor, cut along to
Universe Today
- highly recommended. (Update - UT now has an RSS
link to which you can subscribe so that you will automatically hear show
updates. For more information visit UT)
Mourners and
Shakers - my, what a wonderful place the papal
funeral was for bringing people together - there was Prince Charles shaking
hands with the dictator of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe and, even more touching,
Iranian President Mohammad Khatami and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad shook
hands with Israeli President Moshe Katsav. Sadly the warm glow shed on it all by
this
Reuter's report fails to mention that Charles
claims he was "caught
by surprise" (pre-nuptial jitters maybe?) and Khatami
denies any of it ever happened. Syria does not deny a handshake took
place but "this did not change Syria's position on the
Jewish state." Officially they are still at war with each other.
Sigh..............
April 14th 2005
Beetle
Honor - here is an amusing little
item - Two former Cornell University
entomologists, Quentin Wheeler and Kelly Miller have been busy naming new
species of slime mold beetles and have chosen some striking names for three of
them. These unfortunate little critters have been named for George W Bush, Dick
Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. When asked why, the scientists said it was out of
admiration for the principles (?) of the three gentlemen and not because the
beetles looked like them. As if anyone would assume otherwise.......
Promises To
Keep - here is an op-ed in the
New York Times (reg rqd) from Kofi Annan,
secretary general of the UN, on the pledges made recently by donor countries to
aid those suffering in Sudan and particularly in Darfur. It is one thing to
promise aid - it is another thing to keep the promise. As Annan points out "...in
1992, donors pledged $880 million for Cambodian war rehabilitation; three years
later, only $460 million had been delivered. Nearly a year after donors promised
$1 billion to deal with the devastation caused by the 2003 earthquake in Bam,
Iran, less than 20 percent of the money had been delivered." He also
reminds us that monetary aid is useless without an end to the atrocities still
being committed every day. The sooner the Janjaweed and their government backers
stand trial for their actions the better. Meanwhile President Bush's hopelessly
inappropriate and insulting nominee for ambassador to the UN, John Bolton, is
having a hard time attempting, and failing, to justify his past contemptuous
remarks about the institution. Bolton is also tainted by his politicizing of
information and fighting to keep blatant inaccuracies in a speech on Cuba's
weapons program. This was attempted by intimidating those who felt adherence to
the truth was still important, even within the Bush administration. A former
intelligence chief, Carl Ford, described Bolton as ""kiss-up,
kick-down sort of guy", who tried to bully government analysts into producing
the intelligence he wanted." according to the
Guardian. Sadly the general feeling is that
Bolton will get the job - if so, it will be the equivalent of Bush and his
neocons giving the UN the finger - yet again.
April 17th 2005
Beijing
Backfire? - nothing in China happens on the public stage without
government approval and/or backing. This should be borne in mind when reading
news reports of
angry Chinese crowds protesting outside
Japanese embassies and businesses. The ostensible reason is outrage at Japan's
refusal to fully acknowledge the (very genuine) abuses of all kinds perpetrated
by them during the
invasion and occupation of part of China in the
late 1930s, although the real reason is more likely Japan's acknowledgement of
Taiwan and also its declaration of
oil and gas drilling rights in an area of the
China Sea claimed by both powers. If the Chinese government wanted to stop say,
the 10,000 people protesting in Shenzhen they could probably do so, after all,
just think
Tiananmen Square, but at what cost?. Times have
changed and the old men who run China had better proceed with caution - having
allowed such mass assemblies for their own purposes they may not like the next
target of the people's wrath - it could very well be themselves. Turning a
communist command economy into a capitalist one capable of trading on the world
stage is a ticklish process, and one that could so easily run away from them. As
the affluent inhabitants of places like the bubbling capitalist enclave of
Shanghai are enviously eyed by the much poorer
and less-favored bulk of the huge population, things could turn very nasty
indeed. Orchestrating street demonstrations against the Japanese is a weapon
that could very easily backfire, with disastrous results for the old Communist
hard men.
The God
Who Wasn't There - as regular readers know 80 often makes use of Robert
Carroll's The Skeptic's
Dictionary - there is a permanent link to this excellent site in the
left margin of this page. (The dictionary is also available as a regular book
and also an ebook). In addition to this, Carroll produces a free newsletter
which is always full of information on the strange events and beliefs in the
news - plus a healthy shot of humor. The latest issue reached 80 the other day
and as ever it is full of good stuff - you can sign up for your copy
here.
Among the items was a notice of a new movie to be released on DVD, entitled "The
God Who Wasn't There". Why straight to DVD? Can you really imagine
movie theaters in the US trying to run this, particularly in those states where
Imax movies that mention evolution are
unwelcome? Due out June 6th, the movie,
directed by ex-Christian fundamentalist Brian Flemming looks at the Christ myth
theory. Although there is nothing really new here to those that have kept up
with modern biblical scholarship, archaeology and history most of the material
will come as a complete revelation (to coin a phrase) to those who have never
really questioned the story handed out by churches and enshrined in the gospels.
Even the view of Jesus as a purely mythic figure has been around for a long
time. According to the ad, "The God Who Wasn't There" will feature "...interviews
and special commentary tracks with: Richard Dawkins (A Devil's Chaplain), Sam
Harris (The End of Faith), Richard Carrier (Sense and Goodness Without God),
Alan Dundes (Holy Writ as Oral Lit), Earl Doherty (The Jesus Puzzle), Robert
Price (The Incredible Shrinking Son of Man) and many others." Dawkins,
Carrier, and Doherty have often been mentioned in 80's pages and their presence
bodes well for the movie. Earl Doherty in particular has uncovered a mass of
convincing evidence that argues for the ahistoricity of Jesus, and which is
available on his outstanding website,
The Jesus Puzzle and also in book form. How
will religionists react to the movie? Some will ignore it, some will denounce it
as satanic and many more will put their figures in their ears and chant "I am
not listening, I am not listening...." Throwing over a comfortable belief that
tells you that you are somehow special because of your faith cannot be an easy
thing to do - let's hope the movie will help a few brave folk make the leap into
reality. As the US continues what seems to be an inexorable slide towards
theocracy it is truly heartening that Flemming has the guts to to go against the
tide.
April 20th 2005
Faith-Based Electioneering - the general election
campaign is in full swing in the UK and many secularists are concerned at how
far the three main political parties are prepared to go in order to court the
religious voters - or what they perceive to be religious voters. One example
that worries those who believe that religion does not belong in the classroom is
the way the big three all promise the expansion of faith schools, with the
Tories in particular promising "perhaps thousands".
Their education spokesman, Tim Collins says that Christian, Jewish and Islamic
schools have higher standards and a stronger ethos than secular schools. Quite
how accurate this claim is and whether it has anything with the ability of these
schools to choose only promising pupils is not mentioned. Collins goes on in a
quite scandalous and inaccurate fashion, blaming "..decades
of departure from faith and family.." for drug misuse and abortions, and
"..feral, scavenging youngsters preying on the old and
vulnerable." according to this
BBC report. This kind of scaremongering
nonsense seems to be the way this election campaign is being conducted, at least
by the Tories and Labour. That Collins can get away with this drivel is
astounding - especially his idiotic assertion that "Faith
schools do not divide communities, they brought people together." Try
telling that to anyone in Northern Ireland. The very fact that the each of the
three religions Collins cites claims that it alone is the true faith is divisive
right from the start. This imbecile then goes on to say that faith schools "....
are among the few places where the young can seek out answers to the really big
questions - not who will win Pop Idol but what is the purpose of my life and
what happens after my death." To attempt an answer to such questions
needs not more more schools peddling superstition but an addition to the
curriculum of lessons on ethics, philosophy and critical thinking. History
shows us that filling student's heads with
religious fairy tales is not the way to go - especially if this fool Collins is
an example of the sort of person such schools turn out. Despite recent
declarations to keep religion out of the election campaign it is right in there
- what else is all this faith schools nonsense about but religious
electioneering? For UK voters interested in their local candidates' views on
matters religious take a look
here - if you cannot see your area represented,
email your local parliamentary hopefuls, find out their views and submit them to
the site. For an earlier piece reflecting 80's disgust at UK political parties
toadying to unrepresentative faith groups see
Faith Works? It also points out exactly how
unpleasant some of these churches are.
Proctology News - a short while back 80 wrote about the
unpleasant activities of the nuttier end of the
alternative medicine world and in particular a nitwit called Bolen. Here you can
read the
latest ravings from this thoroughly unpleasant
and deluded individual who attempts to portray the actions of those concerned
about the dangers of quackery as part of a giant conspiracy (while you are there
check the links at the top of the page - can we say nutters? Yes, I think we
can.). This latest piece is similar to others in that yet another great victory
is claimed over the Quackbuster's conspiracy. With so many victories under his
belt you would think Bolen could retire from his labors - unless of course his
victories are as delusional as his conspiracies. This clownish, self-described "consumer
advocate" and his sad little crusades on behalf of the indefensible would
be funny, apart from the fact that he also spreads malicious lies about
responsible physicians. If you hear of a new miraculous medical treatment that
sounds too good to be true, do yourself a favor, check with these websites
Quackwatch,
the Quackfiles,
HealthWatcher
and HealthWatch
UK. One last point - why proctology news? Just think where Bolen's
head is........... (Update - it has been said that
Bolen's advocacy is the kiss of death for any cause he espouses - an observation
that is confirmed
yet again. 80 may be picky, but having a state
medical board rule that the object of Bolen's misplaced affections is a "serious
threat" to public health does seem to be a bit of a setback.)
April 24th 2005
Deya's
Day of Reckoning - cannot be far off. 80 has been following the story
of self-styled archbishop Gilbert Deya and the "miracle babies" scandal since
August of last year. Deya boasted that he could miraculously cause sterile,
barren and post-menopausal women to have babies through his intercession or as
the BBC described his claim at the time, "he can
exorcise demons from women who have passed the menopause or who are infertile"
. The only snag was that the women, members of Deya's congregation in Britain,
would have to travel to Kenya to give birth. It was then that things began to
unravel for Deya and his confederates as the Kenyan authorities investigated
and accusations of baby-smuggling were voiced. Deya, still in Britain, has
maintained his innocence in a most extraordinary fashion, cursing his
accusers, apparently believing that his increasingly unhinged outbursts were
sufficient to quiet investigations - see here for 80 on the
Miracle Babies story as it unfolded. Now the
BBC have returned to the subject, having originally featured Deya in a radio
show called
A "Cure" for Infertility last year and
still available online
here. Tomorrow, Friday 22nd April at
12:04 pm "...we'll be hearing new evidence on the UK
based Gilbert Deya Ministry and its links to child trafficking - currently the
focus of police investigations both here and in Kenya." on the You and
Yours show. This can be listened to over the web on
BBC Radio 4 as it goes out and will be available afterwards on the
You and Yours
web page. (This is a classic example of how
the faithful can be perfect targets for fraud - making use of their undoubted
gullibility. Also see
Faithful Forfeit
and
Costly Blind Faith for more examples.)
New Pope
Shock - in a startling departure from the ways of the past the Conclave
of Cardinals have chosen an old, white, European man to be the next Pope. Who
would have thought it?
A
Relative, Perhaps? - after hearing the
unwelcome news that the pontiff's mastiff, the
deeply conservative Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger (see
Panzerkardinal) is at the front of the running
for the job of boss of the Roman Catholic church, 80 was somewhat cheered to
read this description of someone who must be relative of his, courtesy of
Private Eye
magazine. "Joseph Ratpoison, 79, Archbishop of Warfarino.
A noted hardline liberal, with profoundly conservative views on issues ranging
from abortion to women priests, Ratpoison is a noted linguist, speaking 17
languages, including Croatian, Walloon and Klingon."
April
27th 2005
Unhealthy Influences - unhealthy for free speech and unhealthy for
democracy. Catherine Bennett in the Guardian looks at the unprecedented
attempts by religious groups to influence the UK general election in a
piece rather hopefully entitled "How
atheists can swing this spiritual election". In this largely
secular country the religionists, perhaps taking comfort from George
Bush's re-election, seem determined to stick their oars in wherever and
whenever possible. What is more worrying is that the leaders of the three
main political parties seem more than happy to court this small and
unrepresentative portion of the electorate (see
Faith Works?
and Faith-based Electioneering).
Bizarrely, it would appear that the influence of these church groups with
politicians grows in inverse proportion to their shrinking congregations.
The media for the most part are happy to play along with this farce as
though the fact that these people believe in something they are incapable
of proving deserves some kind of respect. (To paraphrase the Beatles' Hey
Bulldog, "What makes you think you're something
special when you pray?") Why this should be so is a mystery and
seems to apply to no other walk of life. Bennett's suggestion is to take a
leaf out of the religionist's book and ask parliamentary candidates
searching questions to bring out their views on certain contentious
matters. Such excellent queries as "How would you defend the state-funding
of faith-based education?" and "Where do you stand on therapeutic cloning?
If it leads to effective treatments, should a member of Opus Dei ever be
allowed to benefit?" should draw out the would-be member of Parliament's
beliefs although 80 suspects Bennett takes a certain wicked glee in them,
none more so than "Approximately how many people have stopped going to
church in the past 15 years? One thousand? Twenty thousand? Or 1m?" and
"Are you wearing a
spiked garter under your suit?" (To learn
more of your local candidate's stance do take a look at
this page.)
Microgonesoft? - meanwhile in the country that has set such a bad
example of religious politics, the USA, threats by some whining churchman
have apparently caused the mighty Microsoft to drop support for a state
bill that would have barred discrimination on the basis of sexual
orientation. The
New York Times (reg rqd) reports that
many feel the software company bowed to pressure from a local evangelical
church in Redmond, Washington. Dr. Hutcherson, pastor of the Antioch Bible
Church, had meetings with company representatives and claims he threatened
them with a national boycott of their products. This does sound rather
unlikely as it is damn near impossible to buy an ordinary pc without
Windows being installed as the operating system. What would all these holy
boycotters do, switch to Linux? Let's face it most people are technically
challenged even when faced with something as familiar as Windows, let
alone the somewhat arcane breeds of Linux. It is more than likely, in 80's
view, that rabid evangelists are even less technically competent than the
average - and as 80 has learned from bitter experience, praying has no
effect on a balky PC - or anything else for that matter. Swearing, on the
other hand, can be wonderfully bloody cathartic.
April 30th 2005
Plagiarize - let no one else's work evade your eyes*.
80 wishes to apologize for lifting material from another publication. When did
this happen? Right now - the National Secular Society's Newsline email
newsletter is a regular Friday shot in the arm and this week the letter writers
have excelled themselves. So, what better than to quote some of their thoughts
and incidentally plug the National Secular Society - the NSS have perfected the
art of making a point without descending into pomposity - the element of humor
is never far away. Anyway, on the with the bare-faced theft... Dave Purnell
wrote in with some pertinent observations regarding the new creation museum in
Kentucky, "Re. the creationist museum which showed a
saddled dinosaur (Newsline last week). This is perfectly sensible. Using
established scientific procedure, we start by examining the available evidence
(ie. the earth is 10,000 years old), create a testable hypothesis (that man and
dinosaurs therefore must have co-existed), then work out the consequences. One
of which is that men, as masters of the animal kingdom, would have rode astride
the dinosaurs for the purposes of travel, recreation, quarrying, etc. They would
also have used smaller herbivores to mow the lawn, and parrot-like dinosaurs as
telephones. This is exactly as described in the testimony of the Prophets Hanna
and Barbera (peace be upon them), available every day on the Boomerang Channel,
Sky 603." Here is Alan Rogers on the pope's funeral, "Later,
I accidentally saw a few seconds of the ‘spectacle’ on BBC news. Before I hit
the OFF switch I saw Bush, Rice, Blair (responsible for uncounted deaths in
Iraq), Prince Charles (adulterer and breaker of wedding vows) and Robert Mugabe
(vicious dictator extraordinaire)… all sitting in a line at the pope’s funeral.
‘You know a man by the company he keeps’ even in death it seems." If you
find yourself smiling and nodding in agreement with these writers 80 recommends
you check out
membership of the NSS - for the price of say, a
few lottery tickets, you can help make a difference and join a society "...on
the side of all humanity, the side of intelligence, rationality and decency".
Soiled Award - like a dog digging up a favorite, mouldering, odiferous
bone for one more chew, Ben Goldacre in his current Bad Science column returns
to the subject of the You Are What You Eat bullshitter,
Gillian McKeith. It seems that in a moment of
madness the
Soil Association has presented this
self-promoting, scientifically-illiterate, minor TV celebrity and pretend
nutritionist their 2005 Consumer Education award. Goldacre's take on all this is
a breath of fresh air - and one you can inhale
here. For an interesting look at McKeith's
medical knowledge see this
page "In
my view Dr Gillian McKeith is a charlatan. For all I know she may genuinely
believe what she says and has convinced herself she is giving the truth but
there is no scientific basis in anything she says." So says John Garrow,
professor emeritus in human nutrition at London University, retired head of
nutrition at St Bartholomew's Hospital and chairman of the internet medical
service Healthwatch.
May 2nd 2005
Holy Omerta - Mark
Lawson
writing in the Guardian on April 23rd revealed
a gift for prophecy when he wrote that "The worry for
Catholicism, though, is that, for the first time, a pope finds himself subject
to the minute journalistic research now standard for political candidates. What
if some embarrassing document or revelation about Ratzinger were to be found? " Right on cue the next day in the Guardian's sister paper the Observer
was the headline "Pope
'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry". It seems that Pope Benedict XVI,
then Joseph Ratzinger, in May 2001 sent a confidential letter to bishops
asserting the church's right to make its own investigations of child abuse
allegations and to keep those proceedings secret. It orders that the results of
investigations be referred to Ratzinger's office which, to quote the Observer, "...has
the option of referring them back to private tribunals in which the 'functions
of judge, promoter of justice, notary and legal representative can validly be
performed for these cases only by priests'." The letter also baldly
states "Cases of this kind are subject to the pontifical
secret" the disclosure of which could be punished by excommunication.
This is less shepherd of the flock and more like capo of the mob -
omerta indeed. Ratzinger's attitude is made
clear in
another Observer piece by the same
correspondent, Jamie Doward, about
well-corroborated allegations of abuse made
against Marcial Maciel, founder of the Legion of Christ and confidant of Pope
John Paul II, who described him as "..efficacious guide to
youth". Ratzinger is also reported to have said of the accusations "One
can't put on trial such a close friend of the Pope as Marcial Maciel".
The arrogance displayed here is breathtaking. Sexual abuse of children is
apparently not serious to merit investigation if you are a close friend of the
Pope. There is no reason to expect that Ratzinger, a man in his late 70's, will
undergo a Damascene transformation into someone who actually cares about the
abuse of children rather than the Church's reputation just because he now has
the top job - it likely to be business as usual - and disgusting business at
that. It seems that this old man is quick
to see the mote in another's eye but is blind
to the bloody great beam in his own. At his inauguration mass Benedict/Ratzinger
said that his task was not to pursue his own
ideas, but to listen to and be "...guided by the will of
God." And who decides what is the will of God? Why, Ratzinger. Dressing a
hypocrite in a white stole does not make him any less a hypocrite. In the words
of his own scripture, he is nothing but a whited sepulchre "which
indeed appears beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones and of
all uncleanness". (Matt. 23:27 if you are curious)
Interstellar Bible-Bashers - which is more scary - aliens armed with
superweapons or aliens armed with religion? Quite frankly either sounds pretty
dire in 80's view, but movie director Steven Speilberg
thinks differently. Interstellar bible-bashers
hold no fears for him apparently "I can't believe anybody
would travel such vast distances bent on destruction. I believe anybody who
would travel such vast distances are curious explorers, not conquerors. Carrying
weapons a hundred-thousand light-years is quite a schlepp. I believe it's easier
to travel 100,000 light-years with their versions of the Bible." Would we
be considered ripe for conversion - perhaps the
forced conversion suffered by native Americans
at the hands of Catholic friars in the New World? Or would we be considered
animals or vermin for not being made in their God's image? Considering organized
religion's disgusting record on this planet 80 would be happier to see ET's
tentacle wrapped around a raygun rather than a bible. Let's hope neither is the
case. Perhaps Arthur C Clarke has it right, calling religion a "disease
of infancy", and in his novel 3001: The Final Odyssey it has become
taboo, a product of man's early ignorance that provoked hatred and bloodshed.
Given that so many scientific and technical advances have occurred despite, not
because of, organized religion perhaps ET will have outgrown all that nonsense.
Perhaps creatures that don't manage this are doomed to extinction. Poor old homo
not so sapiens. With rampant Islamic fundamentalism and the Bush
administration's efforts to turn the US into a theocracy maybe when ET does land
the planet will be vacant, just waiting for some new, and hopefully less
destructive and irrational tenants.
Mustache
Guy - the truth. Here is an
interesting item that goes some way towards
explaining George Bush's
nomination to the post of UN ambassador of a
man whose unsuitability for the job is
glaringly obvious, John Bolton. It seems that
Bolton was
up to his neck in the election scandal in
Florida in 2000. The article, from Daily Kos, charmingly, and accurately calls
Bolton "Scary Abusive Intelligence-Manipulating Mustache
Guy" and highlights his typically bombastic intervention in the vote
recount with the words "I'm with the Bush-Cheney team, and
I'm here to stop the count." Bolton was called in as attack dog by James
Baker, former Secretary of State, when it looked like the Florida count would be
crucial to Bush's chances. Bolton's job was to put an end to all that dangerous
democracy stuff. As one correspondent says on the Daily Kos page (scroll down to
the comments) "Bolton knows where the FL 2000 bodies are
buried. If you were Bush/Cheney would you abandon him?" It seems not,
hence his current nomination to serve as ambassador to an organization he has
repeatedly attacked and belittled. And there was 80 thinking Bush proposed him
for the job because of his neat trick of balancing that caterpillar on his upper
lip. (According to
this article from the Miami Herald Bolton is
just one of 50 people who "helped" in the Florida recount battle and who were
subsequently rewarded with political appointments)
Quotes
- from comments on the Daily Kos page mentioned above, "The
Book of Revelation is NOT a foreign policy manual." and this little gem,
"When the rapture comes can I have your stuff?"
May 4th 2005
21st
Century Delusion - in an article in the Guardian entitled "The
21st century atheist" Dylan Evans tells us that "Not
believing in God is no excuse for being virulently anti-religious or naively
pro-science." Evans is senior lecturer in intelligent autonomous systems
at the University of the West of England and on his website he proclaims that
his book, Introducing Evolutionary Psychology "...was
required reading for the main actors in The Matrix". The Matrix, you will
recall, was a movie, shot through with religious imagery, about a human race
held captive and used as the energy supply for a super computer that kept its
human batteries quiescent by fabricating a false reality. In the Guardian piece
Evans not only looks to be falling into a delusional trap of his own making, he
also takes an ineffectual swipe at what he calls the "...old
and tired" atheism of Richard Dawkins and Jonathan Miller. Evans claims
to distinguish his 21st century atheism from "old atheism" in three ways, "...it
values religion; treats science as simply a means to an end; and finds the
meaning of life in art." Leaving the first tenet for the moment let us
look at treating science as a means to an end. This is hardly new and would be
the position of old atheists as much as new. The idea that old-fashioned atheism
can be "..naively pro-science" is a nonsense.
Science, or more accurately the scientific method, is a human construct that
attempts to understand the universe, how it is put together, how it began and
how it may end. It is not perfect, as scientists themselves are fallible humans,
but unlike any other human activity it has the virtue of being self-correcting.
Science, and its application in technology, has to pass the Feynmann test, "For
a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for
Nature cannot be fooled." If something is shown by experiment not to
match Nature then it is rejected, simple as that. All scientific knowledge is
open to revision - which happens to be the very opposite of revealed religion.
Atheists are questioning types, otherwise they would not be atheists, and their
skepticism extends to science, as it does to any human endeavor that claims to
offer answers as to how the world truly is. As for Evans's third tenet that his
brand of atheism "...finds the meaning of life in art"
this is purely an opinion, as any individual's reaction to a work of art is a
subjective one. Asking whether anyone can find the meaning of life in art seems
to assume that life has a meaning in the first place. Physicist Steven Weinberg
sees things differently, "The more the universe seems
comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless." - which again is a
subjective view. If such meaning, or the lack thereof, could be proved
objectively there would be no room for religious faith, which is, after all, a
blind belief that your particular religion gives meaning to existence.
Which brings us to Evans's first tenet
of his new atheism, that it values religion. Here he becomes a victim of his own
imagination by falling for his ideal picture of an acceptable version of
religion, and yet all the while ignoring how it actually plays out in the real
world. He says, "When I say that I value religion, I don't
mean that I see any truth in the stories about gods, devils, souls and saviours.
But I do think there is one respect in which religion is more truthful than
science - in its depiction of the longing for transcendent meaning that lies in
man's heart.....My kind of atheism sees religions as presenting potent metaphors
and images to represent human aspirations for transcendence. It is only when
these metaphors are understood as such, and not mistaken for literal statements,
that the true value of religion is revealed." This is all very fine as a
personal point of view, but is not shared by the the growing numbers of
politically and socially active religious fundamentalists who believe the old
myths and legends in their holy book are literally true - and that this book
contains rules everyone else must obey on pain of punishment. The same people
would view new or old atheists as incapable of any morality or ethics, which are
solely the preserve of the believer and god-given. The sight of the USA under
Bush lurching toward an anti-science Christian theocracy, or Islamic suicide
bombers sowing death in crowded markets is enough to show Evans's view of
religion paints a pretty but grossly innaccurate and naive picture.
The rational world view and the
scientific method are under threat as never before and Evans's "21st century
atheism" is pathetically inadequate as a tool to combat this. Try discussing
religion's "...longing for transcendent meaning..."
with a Pope who would like to see medieval Christendom foisted on the European
Union, with women in the role of baby-making machines, or a creationist nitwit
who believes the planet is a mere few thousand years old and who flatly rejects
any scientific evidence to the contrary - and who wants such nonsense taught in
schools. Evans reveals how out of touch with reality he is when he says "Atheists
who attack religions for painting a false picture of the world are as
unsophisticated and immature as religious believers, who mistake the picture for
reality. The only mature attitude to religion is to see it for what it is - a
kind of art, which only a child could mistake for reality, and which only a
child would reject for being false." This sentence shows just how unaware
Evans is of the danger posed by religious fundamentalists in positions of power.
Try telling a religious fanatic who believes he has been specially chosen by God
to blow himself up on a school bus, or to fly an airliner into a skyscraper, or
to shoot a doctor who happens to provide abortions, that his religious
convictions are "..a kind of art". Evans's
so-called 21st century atheism is new in only one thing, its total uselessness
in the face of the resurgent, assertive and violent religiosity that threatens
everything humanity has learned since the Enlightenment - including the kind of
advances that allow Evans to be a senior lecturer in intelligent autonomous
systems rather than being persecuted or even killed for his lack of belief. 80
has tried to avoid the "ivory tower" cliche in this short piece but sadly that
is from where Evans views his world, a world that does not actually exist. It is
little wonder his book was required reading for the cast of The Matrix. Perhaps
it is time Evans took the
Red pill.
Here are some other reactions to Evans's piece
from Guardian letters, and
this is what Butterflies and Wheels has to say
about it.
Don't
Know How to Vote? - for anyone feeling challenged by the dazzling choices
available to UK voters, a look at
this page may help you concentrate. Or not.....
Politburo
Conclave - here is an interesting
article by Andrew Brown comparing the choice of
old hardliner Joseph Ratzinger to run the Catholic church with that of the
Politburo in the fading days of the Soviet Union when they selected old
hardliner Konstantin Chernenko as boss, fighting a rearguard action against
change. Hindsight tells us he was the last of the old brigade before Mikhail
Gorbachev the reformer. The fact that Gorbachev's reforms actually hastened the
end of that corrupt and repressive empire leads Brown to hope that the next
occupant of the Vatican will be a Pope Mikhail - with all that implies for the
Roman Catholic church. 80 is not convinced, but Brown's take on things is well
worth reading, as is much else on the
openDemocracy site. For example try
George W Bush: far from Mount Rushmore by
Godfrey Hodgson, Terri Schiavo, Iraq, social security, stem-cell research, the
supreme court – three months into President Bush’s second term, his right-wing
coalition is cracking...read on.
Unreal
Estate - here is what, at the moment, seems to be a purely American
phenomenon - Christian real estate agents. Not real estate agents that just
happen to be Christians but agents who trumpet their membership of the faith to
promote their business. This
piece in the San Francisco Chronicle introduces
us to the Christian Real Estate Network and their coyly named website
Hismove.com.
The main selling pitch seems to be that as these folk believe in a supernatural,
undead being, this somehow makes them more trustworthy to do business with. The
pledge of performance on the web page had 80 reaching for the sickbag, "As
committed believers, and as Real Estate Professionals, we Agree to provide a
level of service to our clients which will glorify our Lord and Savior, Jesus
Christ." How does buying and selling property at a profit glorify their
God? It comes down to the usual Christian drivel that because they think a
bogeyman is looking over their shoulder all the time ready to damn them for
eternity if they screw up they are somehow more ethical. What happened to
ordinary, non-supernaturally enforced integrity and fairness? If the only reason
someone is square with you is because of their fear of divine retribution, is
that not deeply sad? Why not treat others fairly and considerately because you,
yourself, not some nebulous savior, feel that is the right thing to do. This
whole business is one more example of Christians arrogantly assuming that their
particular delusions somehow make them more moral than those who can make up
their own minds as to how to treat others. Then, to cap it all, these smug
bastards use their supposedly high morals as a marketing tool. Where the hell is
that sickbag?
May 5th 2005
Cross
Dilemma? - it cannot have escaped the notice of those eligible to vote in
UK elections that today is polling day. If you are a humanist/atheist and are
still undecided you are leaving things a bit late, but before rushing off to the
polling booth take 5 minutes to read this article in New Humanist by Nick Cohen,
Where will you put your cross? which looks at
what the major parties are offering unbelievers. They are all keen (excepting
the Greens) to court the religious vote, but what are they promising those
unencumbered by a god or gods? If after reading Cohen you are still a waiverer
perhaps you should cast your ballot in favor of the
Monster Raving Loony Party which, among other candidates is fielding The Flying Brick, Shadow
Minister for The Abolition of Gravity, Dancing Ken, Shadow Minister of
Happiness and Jedediah Caleb Bartimaeus Headbanger, Shadow Minister of Silly
Sausages.
Burka
Sprint - sometimes, right in the middle of a serious news item a
description or turn of phrase can trigger amusement wholly inappropriate to the
subject. This happened today when reading a New York Times
piece (reg rqd) about the arrest of a man
identified as an al Qaeda bigwig, Abu Faraj al-Libbi. (In passing, 80 can't help
thinking the US administration still regards al Qaeda as a hierarchical
organization like Ian Fleming's SPECTRE, rather than a loose network that
enables disparate and otherwise independent groups of terrorists - but that's
another story) The details of his capture included this description "Two
Pakistani intelligence officials said a tip early Monday led to a suspected
hideout in Mardan. When intelligence officials arrived, he fled on a motorbike.
They pursued him, with two of them disguised as burka-clad women, until Mr.
Libbi holed up in a house." 80 cannot help but wonder, just how fast can
you move wearing a burka? Two guys wearing tents running after a speeding
motorbike must have been quite a sight.....more Inspector Clousseau than James
Bond. (Update - despite all the antics it now seems they have no bigwig after
all, but a very
small fish.)
Backwards Preacher Man - a short while ago 80
mentioned the story of Microsoft and the minister, one Dr. Ken Hutcherson of the
Antioch Bible Church in Redmond (see
Microgonesoft?). Hutcherson claimed he, or more
accurately his threats, caused Microsoft to withdraw support for a state bill
that aims to bar discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation, a claim 80,
at the time, doubted. Apparently Hutcherson feels his faith justifies
homophobia, but his actions have attracted scrutiny from many unsympathetic to
his prejudices. The Cleveland Plain Dealer does not beat about the bush with an
article called "'Lovable'
minister preaches hatred" by Connie Schultz. What she is bothered
about is not his religiously-inspired prejudice, let's face it, sadly
gay-bashing preachers are a dime a dozen, no, she is concerned about the veneer
of good humor that shrouds Hutcherson's real motives. As she says, "What
I find most troubling about Hutcherson is the charm he brings with every blow to
civil liberties. His wit and self-deprecatory humor make for real entertainment,
and laughter is a great way to disguise the hate he's peddling." He also
uses the fact that he is an African-American (whatever happened to black? Many
African-Africans find the term African-American downright silly) to back up his
assertion that he understands what it is like to be on the receiving end of
prejudice. To 80 this makes it all the more baffling that he in his turn is
prejudiced against homosexuality - is he worried that it might be made
compulsory? He also is sure that Jesus, who never mentions gays in the Gospels,
would "...would have expelled homosexuals." It is
an indication of the size of his ego that Hutcherson has the confidence to put
words in his deity's mouth. 80 wonders what else Jesus failed to mention that
Hutcherson would like to invent. But just how accurate is this bigmouthed
preacher's claim that he scared Microsoft with a software boycott into acceding
to his demands? This piece from
Stranger.com informs us that "Minister and
Microsoft Executive Offer Wildly Different Versions of Meeting." Now
there's a hard call to make, who's lying, the Beast of Redmond or a religious
bigot? Sandeep Kaushik's piece tells us that Microsoft, no doubt somewhat
embarrassed and under fire from gay activists, is disputing the minister's
claims of influence, although not convincingly. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
denies that Hutcherson influenced the decision to drop support for the
legislation and that the decision had already been made. As Kaushik shows, the
whole thing has turned into a "yes you did, no I didn't" schoolyard-style spat.
The upshot is that no one comes out with any credit whatsoever. Microsoft should
not have withdrawn support, whether they were influenced by the preacher or not,
they have no justification for their volte-face. Hutcherson has no place trying
to push his bigoted views onto others no matter how he sugar-coats his
prejudices - he is yet another unpleasant symptom of America's slide into a
hypocritical theocracy. Land of the free? Not if you are gay it seems.
May 7th 2005
Vanquished Virgin - the prize for daft headline of the week must go
to a BBC news page with "'Vision
of the Virgin' vandalised". (To be fair they do get 8 out of
ten for alliteration) This vision, like all the other Virgin apparitions,
was strictly in the eye of the beholder, as only the eye of
faith/gullibility could discern a human figure in what was just a stain on
a concrete wall in a Chicago underpass. This leads to the question, can
one vandalize a salt stain? The answer has to be no. One Victor Gonzalez
has been accused of daubing the wall with the words "big lie" in brown
paint which may well be vandalism, but vandalism of a concrete wall and
not some imagined image. This "image" of the Virgin is but one of a
succession of such. The old girl has turned up as
fencepost in Australia (this one was "vandalized"
too), and on windows
and
toast in the
US. As 80 has observed before, this minor Christian deity has nothing on
the showy tribal god of Old Testament times - at least he could manage a
burning bush and a pillar of fire. Personally 80 thinks thinks they are
all true manifestions of the blessed Saints
Rorschach and
Pareidolia.
George Bush will be talking a lot about democracy during his
forthcoming trip to Russia, Latvia and Georgia but he couldn't endure the
real thing. The British electoral process, flawed though it undoubtedly
is, comes far closer to that ideal than Dubya could dare to imagine.This
is summed up nicely by a quote from Julian Borger
writing in the Guardian on how the
election was seen in Washington, DC. "Among so many
mixed opinions of the big picture, there were a few things Washington's
political class could agree on. Several pundits felt there was something
raw and viscerally democratic about the way, the father of a dead soldier
could directly confront the prime minister at Sedgefield, and say his
piece while the nation studied Mr Blair's face. It could never happen to
the president." Damn' right it couldn't.
Talking With Dawkins - if you read only one thing this week (apart
from this paragraph obviously) do take a minute or two to read the
interview with Richard Dawkins by Gordy Slack at
Salon.com. You will need to go through a
couple of pages of ads to reach it but it is well worth that minimal
inconvenience. 80 was tempted to lift some quotes to give a flavor of the
discourse, but the trouble with Dawkins is that almost every sentence
qualifies - 80 would have ended merely reprinting the entire interview and
no doubt attracting the attention of copyright lawyers. Given this, one
representative quote will have to act as an enticement, should one be
needed. In answer to the question "How would we be
better off without religion?" Dawkins said "We'd
all be freed to concentrate on the only life we are ever going to have.
We'd be free to exult in the privilege -- the remarkable good fortune --
that each one of us enjoys through having been being born. An
astronomically overwhelming majority of the people who could be born never
will be. You are one of the tiny minority whose number came up. Be
thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous
desire for a second one. The world would be a better place if we all had
this positive attitude to life. It would also be a better place if
morality was all about doing good to others and refraining from hurting
them, rather than religion's morbid obsession with private sin and the
evils of sexual enjoyment." There's plenty more where that came
from - do read the interview. (Here is another interview from 1995
courtesy of Skeptic.com called
Darwin's Dangerous Disciple)
May 9th 2005
Bananas
in Kansas - a couple of things needs to be straightened out here -
Intelligent Design (ID) is merely the deceitful wing of the creationist
movement. The IDer's evasions, when asked exactly who or what their Designer is,
are as pathetic as they are unconvincing. Documentary evidence has been around
for a good while (see
Wedge Cat) that they believe the Designer to be
the Judaeo-Christian god and they are dissembling when they say anything else.
Given that ID is little more than a front, this reduces the opposition to
evolution to one group, the creationists, whether they try to give their
nonsense a scientific gloss or not. When I say one group this is not to imply
that all creationists agree with each other, but the majority of them in America
believe in a young Earth, Noah's flood and all the other biblical myths. What
many folk don't realize is that in trying to twist and misinterpret reality to
fit their beliefs they not only repudiate evolution but also biology, geology,
physics and astronomy. And these are the people putting evolution "on trial" in
Kansas right now. In this article in the
Washington Post (reg rqd) the first paragraph
encapsulates what is really happening in the dispute about the teaching of
evolution in the science class, " Witnesses trying to
persuade Kansas officials to encourage more criticism of evolution in public
school classrooms are making statements some scientists say betrayed creationist
views." More damning is the observation that witnesses in the hearing had
not even read the very science standards that they are trying to replace - and
neither had "two of three presiding board members".
So these people are trying to do away with standards that they haven't even
bothered to familiarize themselves with. Now why is this so? Are they just lazy
or is the document too difficult for them or do they not need to read it having
made up their minds already on religious grounds? Any one of the three, or a
combination is likely. Typical of the witnesses is a biology instructor at
Kennesaw State University in Georgia, Nancy Bryson who told the Post that life
originating from molecules is "..utterly impossible".
She then goes on to say "In my personal opinion, I believe
there is an intelligent designer." Where is the evidence presented by
this woman? All we have is an argument from incredulity backed up by her
personal opinion. On this basis how does she qualify as a witness for anything
but her own beliefs? One of the two board members who could not be bothered to
take the time to read the very proposal she opposes, Kathy Martin, says it all,
"I'm not a word-for-word reader in this kind of technical
information." Not a word-for-word reader? And this is one of the people
who is supposedly competent to decide what children are taught in a science
class? Perhaps someone should provide Martin a kindergarten version of the
proposal that she can try and get her head around. One also has to wonder on
what basis scientific witnesses were selected, such as John Sanford, an
associate professor of horticultural sciences at Cornell University who when
asked to explain the appearance of humans on the planet answered "My
explanation, humbly offered, is that we were specially created." What
arrogance - specially created, and since when did humble offerings become
scientific evidence?. It would be interesting to hear his explanation as to why
human beings share 50% of their genes with the banana if we are not, however
distantly, related. Perhaps his god was working with a limited set of
components - which makes him a rather limited little deity - still, even then,
50% banana doesn't sound much like "..we were specially
created". 80 pities the children who will grow up handicapped by the
teaching of unscientific nonsense if this bunch have their way. It is enough to
drive you half bananas.
The Right
Move - further to the piece Backwards Preacher Man it seems that Microsoft has been stung by the
adverse criticism and publicity about its retreat in the face of threats from
homophobic bigot Dr. Ken Hutcherson of the Antioch Bible Church. The
New York Times (reg rqd) tells us that Steve
Ballmer, chief exec, sent an email to 35,000 employees in the United States
stating, "After looking at the question from all sides,
I've concluded that diversity in the workplace is such an important issue for
our business that it should be included in our legislative agenda."
Hutcherson, whose claims that it was his threats that caused Microsoft to
remove support from a bill against discrimination on sexual orientation grounds
have not been substantiated, has yet to comment. As 80 pointed out in an earlier
piece (Microgonesoft)
Hutcherson's threats of boycotting the company's products never did sound very
intimidating. Perhaps Microsoft realized how silly and unworkable a Windows
boycott would be - the only wonder is what took them so long. Sadly, in common
with many of his fellow religionists this apparent setback to the deeply
unpleasant Hutcherson is unlikely to teach him that other people's sexuality is
none of his damn' business.
May 11th 2005
Ultra
Drivel - not to be outdone by his mom (see
Vanquished Virgin) it seems that Jesus has
popped up in an ultrasound scan at Toledo Hospital in Ohio. The parents,
according to this idiotic
ABC news report "...say
they received a sign she is special in an ultrasound photo taken about a month
ago. After taking a closer look at the ultrasound they say there's an image of
Jesus Christ in it. It's an image mom and dad say they can see in two of the
ultrasound images taken that day." 80 doesn't wish to say anything to
detract from their joy at the birth of a healthy child but it is a sad thought
that little Aaliyah's parents will no doubt bring up the child to believe in
this drivel. Here is one of the
miraculous scans - can you see Jesus' beaming
face? No, I thought not.
Conduct
Unbecoming.. - "What message are we sending to the
world community?....We have sought to appoint an ambassador to the United
Nations who himself has been accused of being arrogant, of not listening to his
friends, of acting unilaterally, and of bullying those who do not have ability
to properly defend themselves. Those are the very characteristics that we are
trying to dispel." Senator George V. Voinovich of Ohio, commenting on the
nomination of the wholly unsuitable John R. Bolton (see
Mustache Guy). Sadly, the same comments could
also describe how most of the rest of the world, and many in the US, see George
W Bush's America.
Finally,
The Answer - to one of life's big questions, if not the biggest, and only
just a click
away.
"Special", Redefined - Prime Ministers of Britain, past and present, have
made much of a so-called "special relationship" with the US. Often this seems to
be little more than, as in the 1970s and 80s, the island becoming the US's
largest aircraft carrier. A recent instance is Tony Blair's eagerness to join
with George Bush's neo-con administration in the ill-planned invasion and
occupation of Iraq, which, for all spin applied to it, still looks like a bloody
quagmire. A less well-known instance of the Blair government's eagerness to
please in the aftermath of the 9/11 atrocity is the change to the extradition
procedure (Extradition
Act 2003) to the US. This removed the requirement for American
prosecutors to present a prima facie ("at first sight") case before a British
extradition hearing. Simply put, they need present no evidence. This change, by
removing such a check, has greatly speeded up the procedure - but to whose
benefit? In February this year, according to this
Guardian piece by Simon Bowers, Blair defended
the Act as justified and right in a "post September 11"
context. So, how many requests have been made under the act? 43, "...of
which 22 relate to white-collar crime charges. Only three relate to terrorism
suspects." Still, with this special relationship it must make it easier
for the Brits to get hold of any miscreants hiding out in the US, right? Wrong -
the Bush government has yet to sign a reciprocal agreement. Which means this is
a one-way street - a case of you scratch my back and you can scratch your own
too. Now you know what is so special about the so-called special relationship -
nothing. 80 will be watching the challenge being mounted to this ridiculous
state of affairs by the lawyers of the latest white collar suspect that Uncle
Sam wants handed over. (see Joshua Rozenberg in the Telegraph for
details.) This is yet another instance of a
nasty phenomenon that obtains on both sides of the Atlantic - the loss of civil
liberties in the name of the "war against terror" that in fact has nothing to do
with terrorism - unless you happen to be a Prime Minister trying to justify this
nonsense.
May 17th 2005
Galloway
Bites - 80 has never been much of a fan of British MP George Galloway but you
have to admire the slapping he gave the US Senate Oil for Food investigator,
Senator Norman Coleman. Obviously no one had checked out what a handful Galloway
can be, which is why he was handed such a platform to criticize the invasion of
Iraq and its continuing bloody consequences. The whole confrontation was a
circus, but it certainly wasn't stroppy George who ended up looking like a
clown. This account from
The Nation by John Nichols is hardly unbiased
reporting but is certainly entertaining enough in its own way. Perhaps Mr
Galloway should visit the US more often. (For more on the Oil for Food scam this
piece from
Capitol Hill Blue and this in the
Guardian make for interesting reading. Two
words that spring to mind are, cui bono?)
What's In
a Name? - in Contra Costa county, Northern California, one of the area's
beautiful landmarks, Mount Diablo, is under attack. Not the landmark itself, you
understand, but its name. This is a favorite spot of 80's for a walk, a picnic
and just to take in the scenery, but it seems the name given it by the original
Spanish settlers is not good enough for one particular gentleman, Art Mijares.
He wants it changed and has applied to the U.S. Board of Geographic Names to do
so, according to
this SF Gate.com piece. The name he suggests is
Mount Kawukum, which he claims is indigenous and means "laughing
mountain, everywhere seen." If the reason for the change was driven by
the same kind of considerations as the Australian Ayers Rock, named after its
European "discoverer" and now called by its original (and aboriginal) name,
Uluru, one could have some sympathy with Mijares but this is not the case. He
wants it changed because he thinks it is named after an imaginary bogeyman,
otherwise known as Mr Scratch, Old Nick or the Devil. So what if it is? This is
yet another tiresome example of a whiny Christian wanting to change or censor
something because of his superstitious fear. If it's not Hallowe'en or Harry
Potter it's Mount Diablo. A recent local example quoted in the SFGate article is
the change of name from Diablo Street to Antioch Street in nearby Vallejo, after
the Antioch Church of God had complained. Now this church probably thinks
Antioch is a nice Christian name and that city, now in Southern Turkey, was
indeed an early center of Christian activity. What they probably don't know is
that it was originally founded by the pagan Seleucid dynasty, descendants of one
of Alexander the Great's generals, Seleucus. A later Seleucid king, Antiochus
Epiphanes, was notorious for occupying Jerusalem and
desecrating the temple there, a temple in
which, rebuilt by Herod the Great, the bible says Jesus and his disciples
worshipped. (There is also the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, but that's
another story.) Happily the SFGate piece takes
Mijares' concerns lightly - it seems even his suggested name, Kawukum, does not
exist in the Californian Indian languages. It appears that Mijares does not know
what the devil he is talking about. It is a beautiful mountain by any name and
if Mount Diablo has been good enough since the early 19th century there is no
point in changing it now to pander to the superstitions of the ignorant. For
explanations of many names in Mount Diablo State Park, including the mountain,
take a look
here. For those of you who don't want this
pointless name change to happen go to
SaveMountDiablo.org and join the campaign to
stop this nonsense in its tracks. Oh, by the way, if you are up there anytime
enjoying Mount D's natural beauty and you catch a glimpse of a guy with horns
and a tail - that'll be 80 out for a stroll. (By a strange coincidence Contra
Costa features in the current View - see
here)
May 19th 2005
Shredded
Parsley - 80 has mentioned the
Humanist
Network News on several occasions. It is a free weekly compendium of
news items and comment from a (surprise, surprise) humanist perspective. Based
in the US it regularly features news from all around the world, with input from
particularly Canada and the UK. It is one of the public faces of an educational
non-profit organization, The
Institute for Humanist Studies (IHS), which is
a think tank whose mission is to promote greater public awareness,
understanding, and support for humanism. The Institute specializes in pioneering
new technology and methods for the advancement of humanism. You can sign up to
receive a copy on their
website or simply click the link in the left
margin of this page. One regular feature is a book review section, and for the
last five weeks Kenneth W Krause has been looking at Pastor Rod Parsley's
Silent No More: Bringing Clarity to America... While
Freedom Still Rings. Over this time Krause has skilfully dissected
and examined the worldview of Parsley, as enshrined in his book, and finds it
seriously wanting. Parsley, founder of the
Center for
Moral Clarity, is one of a growing number of religionists in the US
and elsewhere who feel constricted by the separation of Church and State and
would like to see their religious beliefs given the force of law. Right from the
start Krause shows us the mind behind the book, "[T]his
book isn't designed to move you to think great thoughts," confesses Rod
Parsley.......in the introduction to his new book, Silent No More. One could at
least credit the pastor with candor and consistency, I suppose, had he not
recorded the sentence, "I don't apologize for writing a book that requires
thought," only one short paragraph earlier. Confused? So was I, until I
grudgingly accepted that both con and contradiction are core elements of
Parsley's style." To read this whole fascinating and highly recommended
review click
here. A look at Parsley's book on
Amazon.com is also informative, especially
about the company it keeps. This is represented by the list of other books
purchased by buyers of Silent No More, which include "The
Maker's Diet: The 40 Day Health Experience That Will Change Your Life Forever"
and "The American Prophecies: Ancient Scriptures Reveal
Our Nation's Future". Several readers' reviews are full of gushing praise
for the book. Here's one that seems to encapsulate Parsley's target audience "Courageous
and Truthful ....The book just confrms what others before him have been saying
and proclaiming: Islam is a threat to human civilization....Christianity is
being viciously attacked by liberal politicians in Washington and other
anti-Christian groups, now a humble preacher decided to be "silent not
(sic) more."" 80 wonders which liberal politicians
these might be - certainly not the ones in the majority right now. As a
counterbalance to this there is a review that is a model of brevity and which 80
feels hits this particular nail on the head, "Utter Bovine
Scat - Another example of a fundy who thinks that unless he has the power to
force all of us to conform to his thinking that he is being discriminated
against. Full of lies and half truths." This last quote is Krause's
summation from his review, "The pastor quite correctly
observed that “people are grasping for spirituality at any price.” But I hope
“any price” will not include the purchase of this book, because I would feel
especially sorry for any person who bought it expecting to learn something."
Empathy Lesson - here is a suggestion for Pastor
Parsley (see above) and others like him that yearn for a theocracy. Try and use
your limited intellect to imagine how ghastly and dreadful you would find life
under the Taleban or the mullahs of Iran. Got that picture in your head? Good,
now try and understand that is exactly how 80 and many, many others feel about
your projected Christian state.
May 20th 2005
Stephen
in Wonderland - it can be very sad to watch an individual's retreat from
reality but in the case of Stephen Green, of loony pressure group Christian
Voice, it can afford a great deal of amusement. In Britain it is traditional
that an incoming government's proposed program of legislation is announced in
the Queen's Speech, whereby the monarch is obliged to parrot whatever has been
written for her by the politicians. The real thing is pantomime enough, but it
is obviously far too close to the real world for Green, who has produced his own
weirdo Christian fundamentalist version for the monarch to mouth - a
Green's Speech if you will. Upon reading this document the first
observation is that the spelling and grammar are pretty good, which leads to the
conclusion that Green must have had a grown-up to help him. (Although as the
speech is downloadable in Word format perhaps it was the blessed
St. Clippy who did the work.) Secondly, as has
been noted elsewhere, he indulges in the usual cherrypicking of biblical laws, a
common practice with religious nuts. There is little need to discuss his ravings
point by point as we have heard it all before, ad nauseam. The main impression
80 gets from this document is that Green is retreating into a never-never land.
He is clearly losing his struggle with reality and this imaginary Queen's speech
is only more evidence of that. His fantasy talebanisation of Britain would be
repugnant to everyone, bar a few of his fellow loonies. He seems to have slipped
up though, for search as 80 may, there is no clause proclaiming Green as
Archbishop-General of Great Britain. No doubt he will rectify this omission in
the near future. Purely in the spirit of humanist charity 80 would like to
extend to Green the same advice offered to the equally offensive Pastor Parsley
- see Empathy Lesson below.
Star Wars v
Adolf Hitler - if you were concerned about the level
of debate in the US Senate over the filibuster row, a look at
this page (reg rqd) from the New York Times
will not set your mind at rest one tiny bit. As the preparation continues for
the forthcoming battle over George Bush's judicial nominees, new standards were
set when Senator Frank R. Lautenberg, Democrat of New Jersey, brought out a
picture of Chancellor Palpatine, a character in the new "Star Wars" movie, and
noted that he was a Senate leader who broke rules to amass power."As
millions of Americans go to see this film in the weeks ahead, I sincerely hope
that it doesn't mirror actions being contemplated in the Senate of the United
States." Mr. Lautenberg said. There was only one thing left for Senator
Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania to do, and that was to play the Nazi card. In
blaming the Democrats for breaking with Senate tradition by their tactics he
said, "It's the equivalent of Adolf Hitler in 1942 saying:
'I'm in Paris. How dare you invade me. How dare you bomb my city? It's mine.'
" Later, regretting his remark Santorum said "....it was a
mistake and I meant no offense." Somehow 80 doesn't think exchanges like
these add anything to the debate and succeed in making the whole process sound
like brats squabbling in a school yard.
May 21st 2005
CLOOB! - after reading the astrologers'
mealy-mouthed spinning of their less than
spot on predictions for the UK general election, which shows them no
better informed than anyone else and a damn' sight sillier, 80 was
reminded of a word recently coined by
Tony Youens - cloob. Tony defines it as "..actually
shorthand for “complete load of old bollocks” and although it can be
applied to anything supernatural it is by no means limited to that field.
For example homeopathy is also a cloob." Although abuse is
considered a fairly low tactic in a debate the word cloob is more than
justified when describing the same tired old nonsensical claims that, even
though they have no supporting evidence whatsoever, are endlessly recycled
by the gullible, the stupid and the just plain crooked. It also nicely
describes New Age
silliness, such as the movie "What
the Bleep Do We Know?" Tony has also added a new page to his
site that, while it is still in an early stage, is destined to grow into
an extremely useful resource. The reasoning behind
Instant Skeptic, for that is its name, is
described thus, "It would be accurate to say that
some of the more frequent questions I am asked are concerned with why I
don't actually believe certain things. Below is a list (which I hope will
grow and grow) explaining in very concise terms some of my reasoning. Of
course giving such narrow accounts leaves me open to any number of retorts
and comebacks. Nevertheless I think it's worth nailing my colours to the
mast. I've called it 'Instant Skeptic' as after a quick read through you
too will be equipped to bluff your way in skepticism." So far he
has a useful section on critical thinking and a wide range of subjects,
including Ghosts and Haunting, Telekinesis, Mediumship and Dowsing, which
he has been tactful enough not to put under the heading Cloob. This does
not mean he has not been scathing in his criticism - he has, and rightly
so - but this is leavened with a good deal of humor. Highly recommended.
(As is his piece in which he lays bare the mediumistic trick/art of cold
reading,
Psychic Sophistry.)
Creationism: God's gift to the ignorant. As the Religious Right
tries to ban the teaching of evolution in Kansas, Richard Dawkins
speaks up for scientific logic in the
Times. "Science mines ignorance. Mystery — that
which we don’t yet know; that which we don’t yet understand — is the
mother lode that scientists seek out. Mystics exult in mystery and want it
to stay mysterious. Scientists exult in mystery for a very different
reason: it gives them something to do."
May
23rd 2005
PABAAH - here is a charming little website that will find favor
with those who believe there is a liberal left-wing anti-Christian media
conspiracy in the US -
Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American
Hollywood. (Most anyone else will mistakenly assume the site is
a clever parody on a par with the
Landover
Baptist Church. Sadly, it's not.) PABAAH represents the sort of
folk that are scared of their own shadow and see the hand of those who
would do America down in anything that doesn't fit their own warped world
view. Here you can sign various petitions that really address all that is
wrong with the world - "Please Sign Our Petition
Asking AG Gonzales To Charge Michael Moore With Treason" or "Sign
The "No Foreign-Born Presidents" Petition" (sorry Arnie) and the "Kick
The U.N. Out Of The U.S.A. Petition" (Scary
Mustache Guy just has to have signed that one). A brief
look at the headlines that adorn their ravings will give you a flavor of
things - the flavor being mixed rancid and bitter with a soupcon of
sourness. "Another activist judge defies the will of
the people" and "Boycott Star Wars And George
Lucas" and "Hanoi Jane's Movie Out This
Weekend" (my, that one's topical). Hold on, we know these nuts
can't stand Fonda, but what's the beef with Lucas and Star Wars? It seems
that the PABAAH bunch have been frightened by their own reflection in the mirror. In
the movie, which 80 has not seen, a manipulative politician builds up,
exaggerates and even manufactures various security scares in order to
overthrow the republic and install an Evil Empire. The constant litany of
threats to the state is enough to give this politician and his minions an
excuse to roll back the freedoms previously enjoyed - and to do so with
the ignorant connivance of a frightened and manipulated people. This is
hardly an original storyline and could apply to many times in history,
such as the rise of the first Roman emperor Augustus or the takeover of
the state by Hitler voted in by the cowed and misled people of Germany in
the 1930s. 80 is sure that with little effort the reader can think of many
other instances where this has taken place. Strangely, the perpetrators of
PABAAH, instead of being reminded of historical parallels, choose to see
things in a contemporary light and treat this sci-fi extravaganza as an
assault on their beloved leader and commander-in-chief George W Bush. Now
why on earth would they do that? For them to immediately assume the movie
plot is an attack on Bush they must be even more paranoid than originally
thought - or is it that the fit is just too exact to ignore, even for
rabid partisans such as themselves? For more on the originator of PABAAH,
one Jon Alvarez, take a look at
ChronWatch. Also check out the
Urban Dictionary for an interesting and
accurate definition of PABAAH. In the service of accuracy 80 would humbly
suggest that the first word of the group's name be amended - Pathetic fits far
better than Patriotic. Check and see how many of your favorite actors and
musicians are on these clowns'
Boycott List. This
version of the list is annotated with the
comments or actions that attracted PABAAH's attention.
These include Dustin Hoffman "I
believe the administration has taken the events of 9/11 and has
manipulated the grief of the country", Robert Redford "Bush
is pursuing a dangerous and self-defeating path... and Bush offers an
absence of leadership..." and Julia Roberts "The
man's embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either".
Looking at most of the comments they are not anti-American as such, but
anti-George Bush and the invasion of Iraq. Alvarez and chums obviously
think this is one and the same thing. Wrong.
Talking of Blacklists - (see above) Alvarez is just following a
trend. Take a look
here - and then check out the rest of the
piece,
Dangerous Clowns by Pamela Troy - this
stuff is genuinely frightening.
May 26th 2005
Journalism? No! Uncritical Plug? Yes! - you would be forgiven for
thinking a journalist on a national broadsheet newspaper would investigate
extraordinary claims in a balanced and rigorous manner - you could say the
same of someone considered to be an
expert on buying used cars. Both, one
might think, would be hard-nosed professionals - but
this article in the UK Daily Telegraph
reveals that this is not the case. In what is a text book example of how
not to report the claims of so-called Complementary Alternative Medicine
(sCAM) Christina Hopkinson tells how TV presenter Quentin Willson's son was
treated by a chiropractor for what was believed to be
autism.
Nowhere in the article is an actual diagnosis quoted,
although given the poor standard of the piece a charitable soul might say
it was merely forgotten. This charitable view is not 80's. The actual
diagnoses quoted are "dyspraxia and dyslexia",
it was only the child's parents that "...began to
think that Max was autistic as he demonstrated symptoms that are often
associated with the disorder: he walked on tiptoes, had an obsession with
soft clothes and didn't like labels next to his skin." A medical
basis for their belief is not given. It was another parent, who thought
the child's "..skeleton was out of alignment and
that he should see the chiropractor she had used, Deirdre Edwards".
On no more evidence than this the Willsons consulted Edwards, a
practitioner of
McTimoney chiropractic. "Once
she had checked that it was safe to give chiropractic help, Deirdre began
to palpate his body. "There are seven bones in the neck," she says, "and
four of his were severely misaligned, affecting the natural balance
throughout the rest of his body."" One wonders how she checked that
manipulation of the child's neck was safe - it is also worth asking
whether the Willsons looked into chiropractic beyond the advice of someone
who was already a patient. Were they aware of the
risk of stroke from chiropractic neck
manipulation? Had they looked at the
pseudoscience behind this therapy?
Perhaps they were so desperately concerned with the child's behavior that
they either did not bother to investigate or discounted the
widely
available information concerning this particular quackery?
Willson is now described as being an "evangelist" for chiropractic
believing that the perceived improvement in his child is evidence of its
effectiveness. Evangelist, with its religious overtones of faith, ie
belief without evidence, is a particularly fitting word to use. A good
result for the Willson's case is obviously enough for them, but it does
not explain why Hopkinson's article is little more than an extended plug
for a therapy that is at best no more effective than conventional
treatment for lower back pain. Its efficacy in cases of "autism" or any of
the myriad other complaints its proponents claim to treat successfully is
unproven, and evidence exists that neck manipulation can be a
very dangerous and potentially crippling
procedure. For those that think this is an exaggeration please take a few
minutes to look at the shocking
videos here and peruse this
article. Two things are certainly proven
after reading Hopkinson's piece, firstly, working for a national paper
does not necessarily make you a good journalist (although it can, it seems, allow you
to be a publicist for one of the most lucrative forms of quackery) and
secondly, knowing a lot about used cars does not mean that you cannot be
deceived by your own hopes and desires.
"The tenets of skepticism do not require an advanced degree, as most
successful used-car buyers demonstrate. The whole idea of a democratic
application of skepticism is that everyone should have the essential tools
to effectively and constructively evaluate claims to knowledge. All
science asks is to employ the same levels of skepticism we use in buying a
used car or in judging the quality of analgesics or beer from their TV
commercials."
Carl Sagan
......or complementary
/alternative medicine claims that are unsupported by acceptable standards
of evidence. (also see
Faith-Based Medicine and
Confessions of a Quackbuster)
Dangerous Fools - here is an
article by Daniel Pipes that shows the dreadful consequences of
mixing religion, scientific ignorance, and an irrational and
unsubstantiated conspiracy theory - in this case countless children
suffering from polio, a disease that should have been
eradicated by now. In fact eradication was the plan of the
World Health Organization, and it was very nearly achieved, but in 2003 it
ran into the Muslim population of Northern Nigeria, which had been fed on
a diet of lies by Ibrahim Datti Ahmed, president of Nigeria's Supreme
Council for Shari'a Law. This idiot spread the story that the vaccine was
adulterated with an agent that caused infertility and/or AIDS, and was
believed by thousands as a trusted authority figure. Despite many
assurances the misinformation has spread not only in Nigeria but
elsewhere, even as far as India, with tragic results. Those that think
such an attitude to vaccination is limited to poorly educated folk in
third world countries are very much mistaken - there is a vocal
"anti-vax" movement in many so-called developed countries. Most recent are
the scares about the combined
MMR vaccination that have resulted in
many parents choosing not to have their children protected in this way. In
this week's
Bad Science in the Guardian, Ben Goldacre
has some things to say about the bloody fools that persist in spreading
misinformation about MMR and notes that the incidence of mumps in the UK
is
soaring. As Goldacre so rightly points
out if these diseases only struck the fools that refused vaccination it
would be perhaps only just, but it is their children and the rest of the
population who are endangered. For reliable information on vaccines check
out
The Green Light, like Number 80, a proud
member of the
Anti-Quackery Ring.
Culture of Life - but not for all. Some interesting comments have
been made over the bill, sponsored by Arlen Specter, to expand US federal
financing for human embryonic stem cell research. The most ridiculous was
uttered by House majority leader and demagog, Tom DeLay. "An
embryo is a person, a distinct internally directed, self-integrating human
organism. We were all at one time embryos ourselves. So was Abraham. So
was Muhammad. So was Jesus of Nazareth." Wrong, an embryo has only
the potential to be a person, and this includes the thousands of embryos
currently trashed by fertility clinics or
spontaneously (and naturally) aborted in
early pregnancy. Does DeLay want to bring all these to term? He may have
his hands full. As for his distinguished list of former embryos, we can
add Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin - in fact every human being who ever lived.
80 certainly agrees with George Bush that every human life (excluding
those on
Death Row, of course) is something to be
cherished, but shadowing every one of the happy and healthy babies and
toddlers with which he
surrounded himself in the White House,
there were many, many thousands of others. These are the children who were
born with AIDS because their parents were given only
fine words about abstinence instead of
condoms, these are the children that have
died in Iraq in the aftermath of the
botched invasion, these are the children who will suffer from the
slackening of pollution control
legislation. Surely the life of a child is to be valued more than a
collection of cells in a petri dish? (see
The President's Stem Cell Theology (reg
rqd) in the New York Times and Jerome Groopman's piece in the Washington
Post,
Beware of Stem Cell Theology (reg rqd))
May 28th 2005
Medium
Ghoul - one deeply unpleasant activity of some who call themselves
psychics or mediums (others might say fantasists, liars or con artists) is to
gain some cheap publicity by "looking" for missing persons and attempting to
involve themselves in police investigations, with the concomitant stress on
relatives and waste of police resources. One exponent of this ghoulish and
disgusting practice is the American medium Allison Dubois whose "experiences"
form the basis for an NBC show called, unsurprisingly, "Medium".
The callous self-publicist is given an uncritical plug in a
nauseating article in the Arizona Daily Star.
This poor excuse for a newspaper, and its poor excuse for a reporter, Carla
McClain, (no relation to Shirley?) compounds the offence by citing Gary
Schwartz, a gullible researcher, as authenticating Dubois' supposed abilities.
Ray Hyman, who along with
James
Randi, gets a small mention, no doubt in the interest of "balanced
reporting", has shredded Schwarz's findings and his laughable experimental
protocols. See
How Not to Test Mediums. The Daily Star
also gives Schwarz a platform to make disparaging remarks about Hyman and Randi
but offers them no right of reply. So what is Dubois? Some might say she is a
fraud validated by an incompetent, but 80 couldn't possibly comment. These
psychic ghouls are not confined to the US by any means and Tony Youens takes a
scathing look at another of this vile bunch,
from Northern Ireland. Youens has also conducted his own investigation into
another case - see
Did a medium identify a murderer? For more on
Schwarz (who may be a dupe or merely incompetent) and his investigative methods
see
A Critique of Schwartz et al.'s After-Death Communication
Studies by Richard Wiseman and Ciaran O'Keeffe. (see The Skeptic's Dictionary for a good overview of the
whole sordid Psychic Detective business and also
What If
Gary Schwartz Is Right? It seems that
Schwarz does not limit his investigations to psychics, he is not averse to a
little
energy medicine as well.)
Quotes
- "Orthodox Jews are not merely evangelicals who read the
Bible right to left." Nathan Diament, public policy director of the Union
of Orthodox Jewish Congregations. While they have seen eye to eye with Bush and
his pushy Christian pals over many "moral issues" the stem cell debate is where
Orthodox Jews draw the line. According to the
Washington Post (reg rqd) the Union declared
that the "..potential to save and heal human lives is an
integral part of valuing human life." and "Moreover,
the traditional Jewish perspective does not accord an embryo outside of the womb
the full status of humanhood and its attendant protections." It is more
than rich to hear Eric Cohen of the Ethics and Public Policy Center, writing in
the National Review, lecture the Orthodox Jews, saying that they "..seem
to have forgotten even the minimal liberal wisdom of tolerance". Liberal
wisdom? 80 is amazed the very phrase did not crash his word processor.
May 30th 2005
Nessie's
Gnasher - the pursuit of cryptozoology, covers a wide spectrum, ranging
from the scientifically plausible to the downright silly (see
Crouching Godbear, Hidden Bunyip). This is
illustrated by two stories that have appeared this week, although to be strict
the first is not actually cryptozoology as the creature sought is known to have
existed - at least until it ran into gun-toting farmers. Of the four definitions
of cryptozoology found
here only the one from Wikipedia covers the
search for the "Tasmanian Tiger". "Cryptozoology is the
study of rumored or mythological animals that are presumed (at least by the
researcher) to exist, but for which conclusive proof does not yet exist; or are
generally considered extinct, but occasionally reported." The Tasmanian
Tiger, actually a carnivorous marsupial (Thylacinus cynocephalus) is thought to
have been extinct for 70 years after a cull by farmers and others out to protect
their livestock - and keen to collect a government bounty offered on the
unfortunate creatures. This BBC report
describes the modern day hunt for any survivors
- only this time with cameras instead of guns. Unconfirmed sightings have been
made over the years and there is an outside chance a small population may still
exist in isolated areas. Unlike the subject of the second story, the Loch Ness
Monster. Bill McDonald from Arizona, described as a forensics expert by The
Inverness Courier, is offering $100,000 for a
tooth from Nessie. He seems undeterred that
most folk think it is actually a piece of antler. The
tooth
was claimed to have been discovered by a couple of students earlier this year,
lodged in the ribcage of a dead deer. The
pictures that claim to show the discovery and extraction of the tooth, are
laughable (the video wouldn't play). These are their only "evidence" as the pair
claim the fang itself was confiscated by a man claiming to a water bailiff. (The
smell of something fishy is overpowering.) Bearing in mind the old animosity
between the two clans following a massacre in 1692 (but see
here) a local photographer Gary Campbell,
president of the Loch Ness Monster Fan Club, had this to say "As
a Campbell in the Highlands, if a MacDonald is offering $100,000 for a bit of
dead deer, then I'd be happy to offer him a full set of teeth." A case of
the canny meeting the uncanny perhaps, with the hoax explanation way out in
front. Talking of hoaxes this article from
SFGate.com, is full of them, including the
quite disgusting story of one Mary Toft. "In 1762, Mary
flabbergasted her doctor by seeming to give birth to rabbits. Soon top medical
advisers, including the king's surgeon, investigated, witnessed the bizarre
births and vouched for them. Only when she was sequestered and stricken with
infection did Mary fess up: Craving a little attention, she had been inserting
dead rabbits into her vagina." Happily none of the other hoaxes mentioned
are so nauseating. Vicki Haddock has written an amusing piece which contains
this wonderful quote by Constance Rourke on the journalistic hoaxes of Edgar
Allen Poe, "His purpose in the hoaxes was to render his
readers absurd, to reduce them to an involuntary imbecility." Poe would
have found plenty of employment in the credulous tabloids of our own day that
fall over themselves to report sightings of the Virgin Mary, WMD, psychic
detectives, spoon bending or even dear old Nessie. (And now it seems
Queen Elizabeth II in a fried egg)
Quotes
- from South Korean scientist Woo-Suk Hwang, on the Bush administration's
blinkered attitude to stem cell research. "The scientific
effort to resolve the pain of patients with incurable conditions is very
honorable, and I believe no mere individual politician or party can stop the
historic trend, solving these problems is a common responsibility of humanity."
And on using the correct terminology, "I firmly reject the
term human cloning, this is a scientific activity called somatic nuclear cell
transfer, and in no part does it involve the physiological process of
fertilisation of eggs by sperm." And on morality, "Let's
say we have a microproduct just 100 micrometers long, made through nuclear
transfer technology, and let's say we have a human being who has lived in pain
all his life, to argue that there is a balance (in considering the humanity of
the two) would not be ethical." (Reuters
article)
June 2nd 2005
Smithsonian Institute Blues - when 80 read about this the other day it
seemed as if the silly season had arrived early. It appears that the Smithsonian
Institute's
National Museum of Natural History will
be hosting the premiere of a movie on the subject of
Intelligent Design - note that 80 says subject, not theory, as ID
makes no testable hypotheses, relies upon the
argument from
ignorance and offers the non-explanation of the origin of life on
Earth and its complexity by saying "God
did it". This is why ID has to rely upon publicity stunts and legal
action via school boards rather than scientific arguments to put its case. The
ID crowd are careful not to use the G word (this would scupper the campaign for
ID to be taught in science class) but there is
plenty of evidence that the Designer they have
in mind is the Judaeo-Christian god and not some super advanced ETs such as
Rael's
Elohim. The movie is called "The
Privileged Planet: The Search for Purpose in the Universe." Even the
title is questionable - how can one say one particular planet is "privileged"
(whatever is meant by that term), unless a suitably large sample of planets has
been studied. We are only at the threshold of the detection of extra-solar
planets and can say nothing detailed about them beyond the basics of their
orbits, let alone whether they too are "privileged". The unwelcome news that all
is not well in the nation's attic was reported in the
New York Times (reg rqd) and also in a
supplement to the
James Randi Educational Foundation's
newsletter. The Times's headline is nonsensical in itself - "Smithsonian to
Screen a Movie That Makes a Case Against Evolution" - this is exactly what ID
cannot do. The report continues in the same vein, referring to the backers of
the movie, the Discovery Institute, as "..a group in
Seattle that supports an alternative theory..." to evolution. This
illustrates the ignorance of the reporter, John Schwartz, as to what a
scientific theory actually is. ID is not by any stretch of the imagination "A
well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized
system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to
explain a specific set of phenomena." Schwartz then compounds the error
by describing the movie as a "documentary". Wrong again - this film is not a
documentary by any recognizable definition of the word. It is certainly not "A
film or TV program presenting the facts about a person or event" or "A
film that deals directly with fact and not fiction, that tries to convey reality
as it is instead of some fictional version of reality." Facts are
conspicuous by their absence in ID "theory". So, what on earth can have induced
a scientific institution to show such a movie? It seems, even for the
Smithsonian, that money talks, even if in this case it is talking gibberish. The
Discovery Institute is paying $16000 for the use of the Baird Auditorium but it
is getting much more than the chance to screen a movie - it is getting, for a
remarkably cheap price, the cachet of promoting its nonsense in the heart of a
scientific establishment. Such publicity is priceless for an organization that
has no real science to offer and it is bound to be milked for every last drop of
coverage by them and their more blatantly creationist brethren -
see here. If all you have to offer is hot air,
the oxygen of publicity is vital. If the Smithsonian is so desperate for funds
that it will sell its integrity for a mere $16000 the JREF has offered to bail
them out by stating it "...is willing to donate $20,000 to
the Smithsonian Institution if they agree to give back the "Discovery Institute"
$16,000 and decline to sponsor the showing of the film. And the JREF will not
require the Smithsonian to run any films or propaganda that favor our point of
view..." which sounds like a pretty good bargain. In the NYT a museum
spokesman, Randall Kremer, is quoted as saying "It is
incorrect for anyone to infer that we are somehow endorsing the video or the
content of the video." The problem is, Mr Kremer, that is exactly the
impression that is being given and one the IDers, like the pseudoscientists they
are, will plug ad nauseam. He also said "We're happy to
receive this contribution from the Discovery Institute to further our scientific
research." If you don't feel happy about the Smithsonian's embarrassing
lapse from its usual high standards why not let Mr Kremer know - you can email
him by clicking here.
You may want to point out that ID, at heart, is a religious "explanation" and
therefore contravenes the Smithsonian's own rules regarding such things. Kremer
claims that "..staff members viewed the film before
approving the event to make sure that it complied with the museum's policy,
which states that "events of a religious or partisan political nature" are not
permitted". Which staff members were these, the janitors?
Update to Smithsonian Institute Blues - it is reported in the
Washington Post that the Smithsonian has
backed off somewhat in the matter of showing the Intelligent Design
creationist movie The Privileged Planet. It now seems that "The
film will be shown, but the screening fee required by the museum (in this
case, $16,000) won't be accepted and the museum will withdraw its
customary co-sponsorship." A statement issued by the Institution
says "We have determined that the content of the
film is not consistent with the mission of the Smithsonian Institution's
scientific research." Well d'uh. This still leaves the question how
the hell did they get into this situation in the first place? The Post
article tells us that the movie was screened for content on two occasions
and reviewed by "...the Associate Director for
Research and Collections of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural
History". Did the director, Hans-Dieter Sues, a graduate of the
University of Alberta and Harvard University sleep through the whole
thing? Perhaps when he has had time to wipe the egg off his face he would
care to share with the world his view of the movie, and why he thought it
merited premiering in a scientific institution. The answer given to the
Post by spokesman Randall Kremer as to whether the Institution had made a
mistake in agreeing to host the event is waffle "We
don't look at it in terms of whether we made a mistake or not. Our
statement speaks for itself." 80 predicts a future career in
politics for Mr Kremer - perhaps when
Scott McClellan retires.
Update to the Update - for the final word on the Smithsonian
debacle (see below) and the subsequent recovery of its former standing in
80's view, see the
latest issue of the JREF weekly
commentary. To jump straight to the relevant section click
here - but if you do you, will miss a lot of other good stuff,
so why not begin at the
beginning? In this issue incidentally, is
a report on the completion of a preliminary test for the
JREF prize. This was organized by the
Association for
Skeptical Enquiry (ASKE) and involved Tony Youens (no stranger
to this page) and Nick Pullar, chairman of discussion group
Skeptics in
the Pub. (A link to the latest of James Randi's weekly
newsletters is always in the sidebar of this page - as are links to ASKE
and
Tony Youens' Commentary. 80 is a member of ASKE, as noted
here, but his opinions are entirely his
own responsibility)
June 3rd 2005
Peace One
Day - September 21st is the UN
International Day of World Peace designated as a day of global
ceasefire and non-violence. Idealistic, unrealistic, pie in the sky? This would
be the reaction of many people, including 80, a hardened cynic if ever there was
one. But stop for a moment and think what a symbol such a day could be for those
who live daily with the organized murder happening in Darfur, Iraq, Afghanistan,
Congo and countless other less well known slaughterhouses around the world. Any
movement for change has to start somewhere, and for it to have any real chance
it must be supported at grass roots. This
page is full of ideas and suggestions of how to
get involved and raise awareness. An old friend of 80's, singer/songwriter Jack
Pound (see
Sound As a Pound) has become involved at just
such a local level. This coming week two venues in Kent, UK will be showing the
movie, Peace One Day, by British director Jeremy Gilley, which documented
and inspired the establishment of the United Nations International Day of Peace.
On Thursday, June 9th at The Grand, Folkestone, Kent there will be a screening
at 2.00pm and again that evening 6.50pm in nearby Canterbury, at Cinema 3,
Gulbenkian Theater, University of Kent. Admission is a paltry £4/5. The latter
showing will also feature the added bonus of Jack Pound playing and singing from
6.00pm. (Further information on these screenings can be had from Phillipa on
01303 264869). Those from elsewhere in the world who would like to obtain a copy
of the DVD of Peace One Day can buy
online here.
Also available is a range of T-shirts (designed by Stella McCartney) and
posters, buttons and leaflets. If you are staging events in support of Peace One
Day let 80 know. Jeremy Gilley's film will also be showing at the venues listed
below - (check this
page for other locations.)
15th - 26th June 2005
Durban
International Film Festival
screening date TBC
22nd - 26th June 2005
Boston
International Film Festival
screening date TBC
23rd - 31st July 2005
“Being
Human” documentary Film Festival, Cairns, Queensland, Australia
coinciding with Cairns Peace Week
24th - 28th August 2005
Tahoe/Reno International Film Festival (T-RIFF)
screening date TBC
Jack Plug - for more on Jack Pound and his
music take a look at his
website. 80 is currently enjoying a couple of
his albums, Robbery and Murder, a compilation, and his latest, King Troubadour's
Tears. Jack is "...a highly skilled guitarist and
songwriter, his bluesy, often quirky style is particularly appreciated by
discerning literary audiences.....whilst the rest of us just enjoy the music".
June 4th 2005
Possessed by Superstition - It has been reported in the newspaper
stories about the
religious abuse of an orphan girl by
those charged with her protection and wellbeing that small churches,
meeting in impromptu settings
abound among the African community in London
and other British cities. The rise of these organizations, and the
competition between them, is a great cause of concern for community
leaders who see at close hand their malign influence. In order to hang
onto their congregations the "pastors" of these churches use fear of the
devil and possession by evil spirits to scare them into compliance. The
churchgoers are in general poorly educated and genuinely believe these
pastors are in touch with God. (also see the story of Gilbert Deya and the
Miracle Babies) One leader of Britain's Angolan community
told the Guardian, in an article by Vikram Dodd on the scale of the problem,
that "In our community we are scared a lot of
witches. The main hold the church has over people is making them scared
about witches and spiritual possession." The sad result of this
organized superstition (which all religion is at heart) has been seen in
the case of a little girl tortured by those who were supposed to care for
her. They believed that in order to drive the evil spirit out of the child
it was necessary to inflict pain thereby rendering the eight-year-old's
body an unsuitable demonic host. The result was that she was tortured over
a period of months. She was "... beaten with a belt
and a stiletto shoe, cut with a kitchen knife and had chilli peppers
rubbed into her eyes." What could drive people to be so unspeakably
cruel? Religious beliefs. This case was the disgusting result of a
blending of fundamentalist Christianity and African religion, but evidence
is
widely available that the African input
is not necessary for this type of child abuse to occur - fundamentalist
Christianity, in particular the literal belief in bible stories of
possession, is quite enough on its own. In light of this recent case it
makes an article in the Guardian called "How
to get the punters in the pews" by Colin Sedgwick, pastor of
the Lindsay Park Baptist church, even more repellent for promoting the
view that churches which "... tend to lay stress on
the Bible as both authoritative and relevant - something that needs to be
engaged with, not simply read and then left." are to be admired and
encouraged. The tales of possession by spirits in the primitive Gospel
stories are no different from the beliefs imported from Africa that played
a part in the abuse of the little girl. Society needs to be rid of such
pernicious nonsense and the primitive and magical tales in the Christian
bible recognized for what they are. It is indicative of the widespread
nature of the danger to children and others of these superstitions that
the London Metropolitan Police are to establish a "faith-based crime"
unit. So much for the offensive and oft-repeated claims by religionists
that one needs faith in order to be a moral person. All the while that
supernaturalism, in the primitive form espoused by fundamentalists or the
supposedly more sophisticated version peddled by the likes of the
Archbishop of Canterbury or Pope Ratzinger, is held up as something
admirable and worthy in our society there will be an excuse for abuse of
various kinds, mental and physical. This BBC article on the torture case
and its background is titled "Abuses
masquerading as religion" As usual this is mealymouthed
pussyfooting - it is no masquerade, it is the real thing. Organized
religion is nothing more than the employment of superstition to build
hierarchies of power. (If you have the stomach for it check out
Faith-Based News for
a litany of evils caused by religion in today's world)
"You believe in a book that has talking animals,
wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food
falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need
help?" Mark Twain
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction." Blaise Pascal
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think
wrongly is better than not to think at all. To teach superstitions as
truth is a most terrible thing."
Hypatia, Librarian of Alexandria
June 7th 2005
African
Shame - it is
reported in the Guardian that "The
International Criminal Court said yesterday it was considering bringing charges
of genocide against government officials in Sudan because of the atrocities that
had occurred in the western region of Darfur." Considering? It is common
knowledge that the murderous Janjaweed militias have the backing of the Sudanese
government. It is over 8 months since then US Secretary of State Colin Powell
labelled what was happening as
genocide. How many more people have be
murdered, raped and tortured before these bastards are brought to trial?
Meanwhile George "Culture of Life" Bush repays Tony Blair's unwavering support
for his botched invasion of Iraq by failing to give any backing to the push to
double aid for Africa. As this New York Times (reg rqd)
editorial puts it "President
Bush kept a remarkably straight face yesterday when he strode to the microphones
with Britain's prime minister, Tony Blair, and told the world that the United
States would now get around to spending $674 million in emergency aid that
Congress had already approved for needy countries. That's it. Not a penny more
to buy treated mosquito nets to help save the thousands of children in Sierra
Leone who die every year of preventable malaria. Nothing more to train and pay
teachers so 11-year-old girls in Kenya may go to school. And not a cent more to
help Ghana develop the programs it needs to get legions of young boys off the
streets." Thanks a lot George. The same piece reveals how ignorant the
American people are of how much the world's largest economy gives in foreign
aid. "According to a poll, most Americans believe that the
United States spends 24 percent of its budget on aid to poor countries; it
actually spends well under a quarter of 1 percent. As Jeffrey Sachs, the
Columbia University economist in charge of the United Nations' Millennium
Project, put it so well, the notion that there is a flood of American aid going
to Africa "is one of our great national myths." " Bush badly needs to
improve his image around the world but his miserly inaction has done the exact
opposite. The American public need to made aware of this kind of penny-pinching
hypocrisy - it may be representative of the government but not the people, who
surely would feel embarrassed and angry if they knew the truth.
Magic
Talisman - to aid exam students. Apparently wearing a wristband with a
magic phrase written on it is not cheating and it would "...give
young people courage and hope at such a demanding times (sic)
of their lives as exams represented." The real question though is not
whether it is cheating, or even whether it works, but just which irresponsible,
creepy bunch of
supernaturalists is pushing this weird idea?
Carnivorous Hypocrites - here is an
article in the Guardian that highlights the
yawing void between many eaters of meat and acknowledgement of what has to occur
before the steak hits their plates - an animal has to be slaughtered. Now that
most meat can be purchased either pre-packaged for cooking with the minimum of
preparation, or as fast food for immediate consumption the carnivores among us
are becoming even more divorced from the reality of how that chunk of animal
reaches them. The BBC are planning to air a one-off documentary about a
family-run abattoir called "Slaughterhouse - the Task of Blood" and are already
bracing themselves for the inevitable outcry from a squeamish British public.
Yet the same anthropomorphists that made
sentimental heroes of a couple of pigs who
absconded from an abbatoir didn't seem to give a damn for all the other porkers
who don't make it over the wire - or not enough to put them off their bacon
sandwiches and pork scratchings. BBC executives are already reported to have
asked for cuts "... to be made to the footage after they
became nervous about the content." The documentary will also be shown
after the watershed hour so that children won't be put off their Big Macs and
KFC by learning about where their favorite fast food actually comes from. There
is no doubt that animals experience fear and pain and to pretend otherwise is
rank hypocrisy. A trip to an abbatoir (especially a
kosher
or halal one) should be part of the school curriculum and form part
of a wider debate on our exploitation and treatment of animals, wild and
domesticated. It is obscene to see the likes of George W Bush and Tom DeLay
emoting over a few human cells when our nearest cousins are being slaughtered
to the point of extinction for
bushmeat. By all means eat meat - just be aware
of the steps taken to put it in front of you. If you can't stomach the
unpalatable truth and refuse the
red pill then 80 has a nice tofu burger waiting
for you.
June 9th 2005
Bible
Bashing - in both the US and
UK recently there has been a fuss over the
provision of Christian bibles in hospital rooms, the reason being their possible
role as a carrier of antibiotic resistant infections, in particular MRSA. The
incident in the UK triggered the inevitable whining from Gideons International
who assume they have a god-given right to place these collections of myths and
stories in sick people's rooms. In the face of Gideons' hysterical outbursts
that this was "political correctness gone mad" the
University Hospitals of Leicester NHS Trust has
backed down. Whether the MRSA bug will respect Gideons
International's wishes as well is not known. Another factor supposed to have
contributed to the fuss was that some people were quoted as saying the bibles
would be removed, not on health grounds but because of offence caused to
followers of other faiths (or perhaps even Christians that don't happen to like
that particular version of the bible). The only answer to this is to provide
larger patient lockers which can accommodate all the religious writings
available, in the interest of fairness. To help with this spiritually
egalitarian project 80 would like to suggest the inclusion of a copy of
Friedrich Nietzsche's
The Antichrist for the comfort of those
unburdened by religious belief. Alternatively the cheaper and easier option
would be to provide no superstitious scribblings of any kind - if you must read
such stuff bring your own copy.
Reference
This - this week Ben Goldacre, in his excellent
Bad Science column, looks once more at
irritating pretend nutritionist Gillian
McKeith. To be accurate he does not look so much at the
bullshitter herself but at her latest attempt
to appear scientific by giving references for points made in her newsletter. The
result is more than a little sad. McKeith does not seem to understand that the
purpose of citing references is for them to be relevant and accurate, whether
they are surveys, peer-reviewed papers or whatever. Instead, like a child
pretending to a be grownup, she mimics the form of supplying references without
grasping that it is the content that it is important. If a child, say, plays
"shops" with pretend money then this can be endearing - when an adult does the
same it arouses concern for their mental health. Goldacre is, quite rightly,
merciless in his skewering of Channel 4's very own charlatan - if she wants to
mix with the adults she will have to learn how science really works - pretending
is just not good enough. (Some of Goldacre's Bad Science columns are archived
here,
see the left margin)
A Win for
the Whiners - here is a perfect example of how the all-inclusive,
multicultural agenda can be so easily hijacked to suit the purposes of
religionists. Tulsa Zoo, in Oklahoma will feature a creationist exhibit "...depicting
God's creation of the world in six days and his rest on the seventh, as told in
Genesis, the first book of the Bible." This moronic move follows
agitation (read whining) from Christians who felt slighted that the zoo
reportedly features a statue of Ganesh, the Hindu elephant god outside the
elephant enclosure and a marble globe inscribed with a Native American saying, "The
earth is our mother. The sky is our father." Perhaps the answer in this
case should be not to include the Christian creation myth in the zoo but merely
to dump ALL displays perceived as having religious connotations - they have no
place there at all, although a nice statue of, say, Charles Darwin would be
perfectly fitting. The Tulsa resident who initiated the whining for "fair play",
one Dan Hicks, (not the
excellent musician) said "I
see this as a big victory, it's a matter of fairness. To not include the
creationist view would be discrimination." A victory for dunces like
Hicks maybe, who have recently learned to manipulate and subvert the ideals of a
fair society to push their narrow little world view. This
article from CNN notes that the elephant
exhibit is "...meant to show the animal's image among
cultures. The same exhibit includes the Republican Party's elephant symbol."
Can we now expect the Democrats to push for a statue of an ass? The assumption
that the Genesis rigmarole, with all that it implies, especially in the America
of today, is somehow equivalent to the Ganesh figure or the Native American
saying is plain ridiculous. But if that is the ploy adopted by the
fundamentalist knuckle-scrapers then, so be it, away with any symbol that is not
directly associated with zoology. The exhibits will be all the poorer for such a
move, but at least we would know who to blame.
Let's
Talk Blasphemy - or at least when Joan Bakewell can keep you on subject.
At the
Hay Festival in England Christopher Hitchens
and Stephen Fry met, ostensibly to debate the subject of blasphemy with other
guests, particularly in light of the Blair government's misguided
religious hatred legislation. As it turned out
there were no other guests and much more than blasphemy was covered, but this
matters not at all, it is a joy to hear three intelligent people discuss their
own lack of belief and their concern regarding the increasing intrusion of
religion into society. The whole thing can be heard
here - the sound quality leaves a lot to be
desired and broadband is probably necessary but it is worth the trouble -
particularly just to hear Fry's closing speech, which is as superb and
passionate a summation of humanism as you are likely to hear. There is much more
from the festival archived on
site
including interviews with Terry Pratchett and Philip Pullman. Highly
Recommended!
Hating
Religion - On the subject of the proposed British religious hatred laws
read comic actor Rowan Atkinson's excellent
speech to the House of Lords on the subject - "..I
question the inarguable nature of the phrase “religious hatred”, afforded by the
use of the highly emotive word “hatred”. So I thought I would modify the name of
the proposed measure, by changing the terminology but retaining the meaning and
use the dictionary definition of the word hatred, which is: intense dislike.
Incitement of Religious Intense Dislike. Isn’t it strange how that small change
makes it seem a much less desirable or necessary measure? I then found my self
asking a strange question. What is wrong with encouraging intense dislike of a
religion? Why shouldn’t you do so, if the beliefs of that religion or the
activities perpetrated in its name deserve to be intensely disliked? What if the
teaching or beliefs of the religion are so out-moded, hypocritical and hateful
that not expressing criticism of them would be perverse? The government claim
that one would be allowed to say what you like about beliefs because the measure
is not intended to defend beliefs but believers. But I don’t see how you can
distinguish between them. Beliefs are only invested with life and meaning by
believers. If you attack beliefs, you are automatically attacking those who
believe the beliefs. You wouldn’t need to criticise the beliefs if no-one
believed them." Also see 80 on
Religionist Hatred.
June 11th 2005
Legislative Lunacy - The Blair government has achieved something of a
miracle with the introduction of a bill to outlaw incitement to religious hatred
- it has managed to unite humanists, atheists and many religionists in
condemnation of not only its obvious shortcomings but also in questioning the
need for any such legislation in the first place. Adjustment to existing law is
all that is necessary in the view of many. The major group who are in favor
would appear to be those Muslims who misguidedly believe the laws would protect
their religion from criticism - it won't. This BBC
page has comments (scroll down) from readers of
all kinds of faiths and none, and the general impression given is that the laws
are far from welcome. Another BBC page has
statements from the Muslim Council of Britain in support of the bill
and the National Secular Society against. One paragraph from Inayat Bunglawala,
speaking for the Muslim side, 80 finds particularly chilling. "It
is not the prosecutions that are important, it is the symbolic value of the law
itself and the culture that it creates." (Reminiscent of the Inquisition
finding it necessary only to show Galileo the instruments of torture - the
threat alone was sufficient to secure recantation.) A culture that is stifled,
that cannot speak its thoughts for fear of prosecution, whether that prosecution
is brought to a successful conclusion or not, has no place in Britain - or
anywhere else in the world for that matter. The idiotic results of prosecutions
under such legislation in a parliamentary democracy can be seen in the
example of Australia - a fiasco which Blair,
Clarke, Goggins and the other fools have ignored. It seems that they think the
need to court the Muslim vote (if such a thing exists in Britain) in the wake of
joining Bush's invasion of Iraq, outweighs commonsense. For an eloquent and
damning assessment of the whole sorry mess do read Polly Toynbee writing in the
Guardian, in which she defends "My
right to offend a fool". In the Daily Telegraph is another
condemnatory
article by Joshua Rosenberg, the paper's legal
editor. It is far less effective than Toynbee's piece and contains much
nonsense. In complaining that the Bill fails to define "religious belief"
Rosenberg descends into tabloid hyperbole by claiming that this would mean that
the exorcist churches
currently in the news in Britain over instances of cruelty to children could not
be prosecuted. To put it bluntly, this is crap - laws already exist covering
child abuse, regardless of motivation. Another silly statement in the same vein
is "Satanists, pagans and atheists would be protected."
Why he has singled out these three groups in particular is a puzzling, unless it
is to frighten his right-wing middle class readership. Satanists are entitled to
their beliefs, which are no dafter than those of any other religion, so long as
they do not harm others - such harm, again, is covered by existing legislation.
The same goes for pagans, who in 80's view, are a lot less offensive than
fundamentalist Jews, Christians or Muslims. If you are a polytheist the live and
let live ethos would seem to be an integral part of your belief, the very
opposite of the Abrahamic faiths. The inclusion of atheists in this list of
believers reveals the government's misconception that atheism is a belief
(despite wording to the contrary) - the whole point of atheism is that there is
no belief. So-called hate crimes rarely, if ever involve atheists (or humanists)
- they are the preserve of religionists. Atheist suicide bombers, agnostic white
supremacists, humanist queerbashers are thin on the ground, even nonexistent.
t looks as though this bill will become
law as the government has stated its intention of ramming it through the House
of Lords, the only body that could have opposed it. This, of course, will not be
the end of the matter as those who have a low opinion of religions, 80 included,
will not shut up. The culture of cowed silence to which Inayat Bunglawala looks
forward will not prevail. We are all asked not to offend others but organized
religion by its very nature is offensive. Take the three big ones, the so-called
religions of the book, the Abrahamic gang of three, Islam, Christianity and
Judaism. They each claim to have THE answer, which of course means the others
are wrong, even wilfully so. Yet so divisive is this practice that the reference
above, to a mere three religions, is wrong - even under a microscope of moderate
power it is obvious that they are each composed of smaller components, sects,
heretics, different communions, all still proclaiming they alone are the ones
who have found the truth - whatever that means. 80 is reminded of the words of
Mark Twain, "Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only
Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of
them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his
throat if his theology isn't straight".
Even in communities where differing
religious doctrines are no longer the real cause for division the labels remain,
as in Northern Ireland, in order to conveniently identify the others, the ones
who are not us. This perception of different religious groups as other, as
wrong, as deliberately erring, as outside your special revelation is, as so
often in the past, the first step in dehumanizing those seen as different, and
so becomes an excuse for their persecution. In 80's view organized religion
deserves no respect whatsoever for continuing the propagation of cruel myths and
superstitions. The "book" (actually a fairly haphazard collection of writings)
that supposedly links the big three, and which survives in various forms as the
Christian Old Testament, the Torah and in garbled versions in the Koran, is full
of violence, cruelty, bigotry, misogyny, racism and homophobia. There are some
beautiful and admirable things as well, but their benign influence is more than
outweighed by the rest. 80 will continue to criticize and mock the myths in
these books. If these "scriptures" were viewed merely as interesting and
valuable ancient texts (though nowhere near as ancient as believers like to
think) there would be little problem, but they are taken literally by many
religionists, religionists who wish to make their beliefs law, or at least make
a law that attempts to render their superstitious nonsense unassailable. (For
more see 80's
Rant For the Day
and here is a roundup of
newspaper editorials condemning the
legislation.)
June 13th 2005
Say
It With Flowers - whether what you say is sense or nonsense is
bound up with how easy it can be to fool yourself. This is nicely
illustrated by comparing Charles Darwin and Edward Bach, the former one of
the great contributors to the sum total of human knowledge and the latter
a deluded quack whose legacy is worthless in any true sense. This BBC
science report tells us how descendants
of Darwin are repeating a survey made by their ancestor in 1855. In June
of that year he began a study of plants local to his home,
Down House, in Kent, England. He used
this study in support of his theory of evolution and the grounds around
the house became his outdoor laboratory. Gill Stevens, from the Natural
History Museum's department of botany told the BBC, "It
was in this field that Darwin went with the governess - the children's
governess - and simply counted the number of different kinds of plant that
were growing in the field. And he realised that the number and the pattern
made a very important point about how species diverge as they evolve; and
this is the key to the modern idea of biodiversity."
Edward Bach, ex-surgeon and homeopathist,
also made use of the flowers that grew in the fields and hedgerows around
his home in Oxfordshire, but instead of making any new discoveries he
merely found what he was looking for - a form of homeopathic aromatherapy.
He claimed that by merely holding a plant he could "...intuitively
grasp its healing powers. From these intuitions he went on to prepare
"essences" using pure water and plants." No science whatsoever
underpins Bach's conclusions, such as his assertion that illness is the
result of "...a contradiction between the purposes
of the soul and the personality's point of view." His essences are
medically useless (beyond perhaps a
placebo effect) a fact perhaps
reflected in his early death, aged 50. So, one man went into his garden
and the surrounding countryside prepared to learn from observation and
follow the facts wherever they led him. The other went likewise and only
managed to confirm his pre-existing magical beliefs. One man transformed
how we view biology and opened up great vistas of knowledge. The other
added a minor footnote to the study of so-called alternative medicine and
a range of lucrative
quack nostrums, which are sadly peddled to
the gullible and uninformed to this day. Reading Bach's story 80 is
reminded of Richard Feynman's dictum, "The first
principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest
person to fool." (For more on Bach see
The
Skeptic's Dictionary and this piece by
Nicky Garratt. For pictures of Down House
look
here and for
Darwin's writings available on the web see
here.)
June 18th 2005
Not So
Fast - it seems it is not yet time for closure on the Terri Schiavo
affair (see Footnote below). Jeb Bush, Governor of
Florida, wants to keep it going. The President's brother, and sadly, his
intellectual equal, wants an
investigation into exactly how soon after her
collapse did Terri Schiavo's husband Michael call 911. While understandably
vague about clock times given the stress he must have been under, Schiavo in all
his testimony has consistently stated that he ran without delay to make the call
immediately after her collapse. One has to wonder just what Bush is after here -
is he trying to divert attention from the fact that the autopsy shows that his
intervention, and that of the other political and religious busybodies, was
entirely unjustified? Or is it that he is just too dumb to know when to let go
of something that reflects so poorly on his own judgement? When Bush says that
his latest move is not meant to suggest wrongdoing by Michael Schiavo who the
hell does he think he is kidding? His actions suggest that he is supporting the
vendetta by the Schindlers, Terri's family, who do not accept the facts of the
autopsy. Their situation is tragic but the lack of evidence of abuse as
indicated by the autopsy removes any logical reason for the continuance of their
stance. Perhaps in light of this the Bush request for an investigation into the
timing of the 911 call fifteen years ago is just an instance of this dim,
bandwagon-chasing politico helping the Schindlers clutch at a straw. If true,
then by doing so he displays something else he has in common with his brother -
the inability to face fact. (For one of the more bizarre commentaries on the
Schiavo affair is this piece from Slate by Steven E. Landsburg, "Imagine
Terri Were a Toaster … An economist considers the Schiavo case."
Footnote
- to a private tragedy that was hijacked by outside political and religious
interests. An
autopsy of the late Terri Schiavo shows that
"There was massive neuronal
loss. The damage was irreversible." This is according to Jon Thogmartin,
chief medical examiner for Pasco and Pinellas counties, quoted in the
Philadelphia Examiner, He added that "no amount of
treatment" could have repaired her brain damage. While this is no
consolation for those who grieve for her, perhaps, if we are lucky, it will go
some way to shutting up offensive bigots calling for the execution of Judge
Greer, who presided over the Schiavo case. One in particular who can shut his
trap on that subject is the deeply unpleasant individual called David "Pastor"
Brown who writes
View from the Pulpit which is featured in an
unpleasant little rag called
The Valley Citizen. This publication states "Our
editorial content includes an affirmative focus on traditional family values,
business, free enterprise and constitutional government." The
"constitutional government" line sits uncomfortably with Pastor Brown's
hysterical pulpit rant, "Judge Greer is guilty and
deserves the death penalty. Why? Because God's law takes precedence over man's
law!" Brown is one of those people who is obviously so keen to meet his
Maker that you wish he would just get on with it, rather than hang around here
blighting other people's lives. For more see
The Stealing of America.
Outsourcing Censorship - it seems that this
modern practice goes both ways with the news that the hardline oppressive
Chinese government have
outsourced part of their web censorship
operation to evil capitalist Microsoft. It's a funny old world - but all of a
sudden much less funny for Chinese bloggers with a yearning for free speech. On
reflection, it is really little different from media mogul Rupert Murdoch
dropping the BBC's World Service Television
from his Star satellite TV service, which has a large Chinese "footprint". It
seems the BBC kept mentioning taboo subjects (Tiananmen anyone?) so Murdoch,
despite his bullshit about satellite TV changing the totalitarian states of the
world for the better, caved in. Nothing is more important than the ol' bottom
line for him - or, it seems, Bill Gates. (also see
Beijing's Bitch)
June 20th 2005
ID
= Intelligent Dutch - they know a stupid idea when they hear one.
It is not merely the fact that Dutch Minister of Education Maria van der
Hoeven revealed herself to be an
Intelligent Design (ID) nitwit by
suggesting inclusion of this non-theory
in the education curriculum, alongside evolution, would build bridges with
the Muslim community that is so distressing, it is also the ignorance of
those who report the affair. Happily her stupid idea received short
shrift, to quote Radio Netherlands' report, "MPs
from non-religious parties, whether left or right see her suggestions as
violating the separation of church and state, and too close to undesirable
neo-conservative religious tendencies in the US." Talking of Radio
Netherlands it is a pity their reporter was not better informed, although
the silly headline "Dutch minister puts Darwinism in
the dock" was probably down to a sub-editor. It is the short
description of ID that is at fault here and suggests either laziness or
ignorance - 80 favors the latter. Apparently ID is "....a
relatively sophisticated theory that does not pretend to prove the
existence of God, but only denies that the course of evolution is governed
by coincidence: there must be a design behind it, whatever its source."
Two howlers here - ID is not sophisticated but is Creationism tricked out
in some new clothes - no, god is not mentioned, but the deity is lurking
in the background sure enough. Instead of explaining anything it just says
"God/the Designer did it". The number of IDers that actually view this
designer as an alien being rather than a supernatural one suspiciously
like the Judaeo-Christian one, can be counted on the fingers of one foot.
Even more irritating is the description of evolution as "governed
by coincidence" - this is an all too common misconception and to
quote Douglas Adams, a load of dingoes' kidneys. It is the cumulative
effect of small changes (mutation) and the winnowing effect of natural
selection, that is whether such small changes confer greater reproductive
success on an organism, that drive evolution. The idea that such
sophisticated organs as the ear or the eye occurred as a result of
coincidence is to completely misunderstand the whole process. However,
Maria van der Hoeven may not really believe in ID (it is definitely
a faith position) as her stated reason for introducing the subject was
that its inclusion in the schools' curriculum would somehow mollify The
Netherlands' Muslim population, who find that Darwinian evolution
contradicts the Quran. She seems to think that the fundamentalist beliefs
and ignorance of one section of the population are a good reason to
pollute science teaching with religion. Whether that is an accurate
picture of how Muslims feel about the matter is far from proven - it more
closely matches the views of Christian fundamentalists and their
interpretation of the bible. The Dutch can all too clearly see how the
intervention of religious know-nothings is damaging the teaching of
science in the US and don't to want to go down that route. For the Radio
Netherlands piece to call van der Hoeven's suggestion an "innocent
initiative" is ridiculous. If she is a true ID believer she is a
threat to science education and should not hold the post of Education
Minister. If she is just using the ID move as a way to ingratiate herself
with what she imagines are creationist Muslims, her cynical attempt to
introduce a change in the science curriculum for reasons that have nothing
to do with education also demonstrates she is unfit for her office. As for
Radio Netherlands' report, while it does make a fair job of balanced
reporting and queries the prevalence of creationism/ID among Dutch
Muslims, a little more attention to what evolution actually claims instead
of parroting the "coincidence" nonsense would be a vast improvement.
June 21st 2005
The
Exorcist - read in the
Daily Telegraph about exorcist Malcolm
Poussaint who performs frightening rituals on children as young as six. Read
about about his claims of possession by demons, and how for £70 ($128) he will
perform an exorcism in a darkened room. Often the child is shaking and crying.
Possaint claims this is the work of demons. "Sometimes the
child is shaking because there's a bad spirit in the child. The child sometimes
cries and I hold onto the child so the child is not able to move." Maybe
the child is crying and shaking because of demons but more likely the child is
crying and shaking because he or she has been taken into a darkened room where
there is strange man beating a drum and chanting and when the child tries to
move it is restrained by this same strange man. If a child was not disturbed in
the first place this primitive and frightening ritual could very well do the
trick. If the child was already disturbed why the hell is it not taken to see a
health professional instead of a deluded "voodoo priest"? Now 80 is no expert,
but it certainly looks like a claim could be made that Poussaint is committing
an offence, that of practicing medicine without a license. Sadly, given the
state of religious dread his "customers" are in, full of superstitious fear
encouraged by Poussaint, it is unlikely a prosecution case could find any
witnesses - at least not until a child dies or is seriously injured by these
disgusting antics. It is quite proper to ask whether Poussaint pays income tax
on his exorcism payments. Is he otherwise employed? Is he claiming benefit
whilst earning money from exorcisms? Poussaint makes an attempt to attribute
concerns about his highly questionable treatment of children to racial
prejudice. "British people don't understand it. There has
been a lot of animosity towards black people." No, Mr Exorcist Poussaint,
many British people, of all skin colors, understand it only too well - this has
nothing to do with black people and everything to do with superstitious and
dangerous practices involving young children. The concept of possession belongs
to the past as do the potentially fatal and primitive nonsense carried out by
Poussaint and his ilk - they have no place whatsoever in British society (see
Possessed By Superstition). Because of the way
the authorities pussyfoot around the subject of religion little will be done out
of "respect" and the "sensitive nature" of the subject - until a child dies or
is injured. (The use of an unconventional healer employing potentially dangerous
techniques to treat young children is not confined to believers in voodoo - the
recent case of a minor TV celebrity submitting
his child to chiropractic manipulation for what was called "autism" is
comparable, although most likely without the component of fear. The resemblance
is closer than one might think once one realizes that chiropractic itself is not
evidence-based but
faith-based.)
June
23rd 2005
PBS
- the independence of PBS
in America is under attack from right-wing politicians and religious groups for
a perceived bias - ie not following the Bush party line and actually giving
independent and truly-balanced news reporting and analysis. To the White House
in particular this is not acceptable - despite whining about "liberal media" it
is true to say that the administration could not have gotten away with a string
of lies and deceptions (WMD,
Downing Street
Memo,
extraordinary rendition,
false news reports) without a compliant press
and TV news. It is also not too much of an exaggeration to say that for fair
coverage of US and World news the BBC, PBS and NPR are pretty well the only
sources the average American TV viewer and radio listener has - and now PBS is
in danger like
never before. If anyone needs reminding of the
value of PBS and its promotion of a rational point of view take a look at this
page of excellent
short movies excerpted from
Frontiers
and fronted by Alan Alda. They each deal with subjects that have cropped up many
times in 80's pages and the treatment they are given is a breath of fresh air
compared to the credulous
pseudo-documentaries and other pap endlessly
peddled by the big networks. A wide range is covered from chiropractic, dowsing,
herbal medicine to therapeutic touch and Roswell. Each video subjects the claims
made to proper evaluation based upon evidence - no celebrity endorsements, no
flashy SFX just intelligent and informative programming. Priceless. (Update -
good news for PBS in USA Today, although the
battle is far from won, "After a week of furious lobbying
by PBS supporters .... the House of Representatives voted Thursday to restore
$100 million in threatened cuts from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting
funding.") Update - here is a
thoughtful analysis of the threat to public
broadcasting from Frank Rich, writing in the New York Times (reg rqd). "The
intent is not to kill off PBS and NPR but to castrate them by quietly annexing
their news and public affairs operations to the larger state propaganda machine
that the Bush White House has been steadily constructing at taxpayers' expense."
Chilling
Outlook - here is a detailed, well written and very depressing piece from
The Economist on the the religious right in America, called "You
ain't seen nothing yet". If you don't feel deeply worried at
the implications of that title you really haven't been paying attention. The
combination of powerful evangelical groups and what is no more or less than
their political wing, the Republican party and the Bush administration, have
already effected many political and cultural changes, in 80's view not one of
them beneficial, but there is, it seems, plenty more to come. From the
appointment of conservative judges to the harrassing of PBS there is not one
corner of American life that is not affected by this unholy alliance. Already
gays find themselves attacked on many levels and women's reproductive freedom is
under threat. The policy regarding the latter is not an outright ban on abortion
but a steady chipping away at the safeguards and rights that women have gained
in the last 30 years. As George Bush's pal and overseer of the southern
Baptist's public policy, Richard Land, puts it "You eat an
apple one bite at a time." Even if the next administration is Democrat
many of the changes that have been made possess a momentum of their own - The
Economist piece quotes a White House adviser addressing a private gathering of
social conservatives, "The average age of the judges the
president has appointed is 46, they are going to last a long time." In
response it seems the Democrats can either go down the secular route and lose
votes or they can embrace a more moderate religious position, being careful not
to end up in a battle with the Republicans to prove which party is the natural
home of the Christian god. We may yet see the USA become a theocracy in
everything but name and although as this is being written it is a beautiful,
balmy summer day, 80 is aware of a distinct chill in the air.
June 24th 2005
No
Account Bigots - most people would not associate the banking world with
principled behavior but the Co-operative bank in the UK is no ordinary bank. It
has long been known for its ethical stance and a policy "..which
publicly supports diversity and dignity in all its forms for our staff,
customers and other stakeholders." It is because of this that the bank
has given whiny, bigoted, fundamentalist hate group
Christian Voice notice to
close
its account and move on. The reason given is Christian Voice's rabid
homophobia although other activities, such as
threatening a cancer charity would perhaps have
done just as well. Naturally Christian Voice is protesting unfair treatment -
creepy little groups like this always crave the protection of the very civil
liberties they would deny everyone else. The leader of the group (see
here for more) Stephen Green is
quoted in the Guardian as saying "The
Co-op bank, for all its fine words, is discriminating against us on the grounds
of conscience and religion." No, Green, the Co-Op bank, as would any
other civilized institution or individual, finds that your position on
homosexuality is discriminatory and unacceptable. Take your money and go. (If
confirmation is needed of what an ignorant, arrogant individual Green is, read
this interview from
MediaWatchWatch. It reveals him to be typical
of his kind, from his smug certainty in his own righteousness to the quotations
from the Christian bible that he fondly (and risibly) imagines give his archaic,
blinkered attitudes authority.
80 looked at Christian Voice and its unpleasant tactics in
No Still, Small Voice and
Non Vox Populi.) Update - it is noteworthy that
the Gay and Lesbian
Humanist Association take a different view of the Co-op bank's action
"Gays have been subjected to this kind of petty
discriminations in the past, with banks saying that we couldn’t have accounts
because we were socially unacceptable. It is ironic now that it’s the other way
round and fundamentalist Christians are being penalised for being ‘undesirable’.
We are uncomfortable with this decision and much as we despise Mr Green and his
organisation, we cannot call for freedom for ourselves while at the same time
denying it to others. If we want to be allowed to vigorously criticise religion,
we must be prepared to have religious criticism directed at us. So long as he
operates within the law, he should be allowed to protest in his own way, and be
entitled to the same services as the rest of the community." Another view
is that Green, aka Christian Voice, is fully entitled to his prejudices but this
in no way obliges the Co-op to do business with him. It is not the case that he
is being oppressed or denied his freedom of speech - the bank merely wishes not
to handle his business.
Update
- to the above. Here is a
press release from the Co-op bank acknowledging
the support it has received for its ethical stance. "We
have been inundated with messages of support for our stance after Christian
Voice issued a press release, which has received national coverage on radio, TV
and in the newspapers. In response we are vigorously asserting our customers’
ethical policy." Meanwhile the fundamentalist hate group that occasioned
the bank's action is calling for a Christian
boycott of the Co-op. Happily the Brits,
Christian or not, tend to take a dim view of such creepy fanatics. In 80's view
the Co-op has little to fear.
June 27th 2005
The
Wages of Hinn - 80 was highly amused to read in this
BBC report that nauseating faith-healer and
evangelist Benny Hinn, whose greatest gift from his god is the ability to bilk
the ignorant, the gullible and the sick of their money for the greater glory and
bank balance of Benny Hinn, is out of pocket following an African trip. One
country that has a great number of these three aforementioned categories of
people/dupes is Nigeria, which also has the bonus of being home to a
particularly hysterical strain of Christianity. Spotting a lucrative opportunity
Hinn descended on the country via "...a Gulfstream private
jet with a large retinue that included his bodyguards. He was received at Lagos
airport in a motorcade of Hummer jeeps and other expensive cars." He
proclaimed 3 days of miracles - the usual faith-healing bullshit "The
deaf would hear, the blind would see, the lame would jump and walk, barren women
would conceive (perhaps he knows Deya), the jobless
would gain employment, and the enemy - both seen and unseen - would be
vanquished." Of course you have to buy bait to catch fish - the aim being
obviously that the value of your catch exceeds the cost of the bait. Here Hinn
and his minions seem to have miscalculated and numbers for his shows came
nowhere near expectations. Hinn took this as a good, patient, forbearing
Christian should - he lost his temper. In a rant on the final day of his mission
he blamed the local organising committee for overestimating turnout by 5
million, with the result that the huge public address system he imported, from
the US, no doubt at great expense, was unnecessary."Four
million dollars down the drain," he shouted into the microphone from the
huge rostrum. He refused to lay out any more of his cash for the shows saying "...that
the local organisers should pay all outstanding bills from the collections they
made on the first two days." Joining in the blame game the head of the
organizing committee, Bishop Joseph Olanrewaju Obembe accused "...other
Nigerian Pentecostal preachers of sabotaging the crusade and pedalling false
information to Hinn and his aides out of envy, and to discredit him." It
looks as though Nigeria, a world leader in scams and corruption, has beaten the
loathsome evangelist at his own game, leaving him with a large deficit. When
much of the news every day is so depressing this story came to 80 as a little
ray of sunshine. (For more on Hinn do take a look at the collection of links
here)
Deya Free
- regular readers will know of self-styled archbishop Gilbert Deya, the man at
the center of the
Miracle Babies affair. Barren and
post-menopausal women were promised that Deya could make them fertile by
supernatural means - the catch being they had to fly to Kenya for the "birth".
Investigations in Kenya reveal that no miracles took place but baby-trafficking
did and arrests have been made. Now comes the surprising news that Deya himself
has been
released from police bail in the UK and is now
free, although investigations continue into his role in the abduction and
smuggling of babies. The reaction of the Kenyan police who are conducting
inquiries into the whole business is not yet known - one cannot imagine they
will be pleased. It is certainly an odd and very unsatisfactory development.
Check Out
- Tony Youens' Commentary and read about
The complete and utter emptiness of the paranormal where the fatuous
silliness of paranormal beliefs is contrasted with the true feelings of awe
which can be felt experiencing the real, material universe.
June 30th 2005
Tiny
Tom and the Aliens - it is not often that 80 finds himself in agreement
with diminutive megastar and
Scientology evangelist Tom Cruise but on the
subject of alien life there is a measure, albeit small, of accord. Cruise has
been in the media a lot lately promoting his new film War of the Worlds, bugging
the hell out of
Brooke Shields, waxing lyrical over his new
love and, as ever, pushing his nutty cult. The alien life subject came up when
German tabloid newspaper, Bild, asked the small but perfectly formed Cruise
whether he
believed in aliens after he stated that he did
not think human beings were alone in the universe. 80 too does not believe that
life is the sole preserve of planet Earth and that it is likely, at least at a
microbial stage, to be fairly common. To paraphrase Carl Sagan, if it isn't,
it's a hell of waste of space. Whether that life has evolved into multicellular
forms or become what we humans like to call intelligent is a whole other matter
and, in 80's view, far less likely. This is where 80 and Cruise part company as
it is an article of faith for Scientologists that intelligent alien life exists
and has visited Earth. The best capsule description of this belief is from an
article in Wired "Hubbard's
secret scriptures teach that 75 million years ago, an evil galactic overlord
named Xenu solved the galaxy's overpopulation problem by freezing excess people
and transporting the bodies to Teegeeack, now called Earth. After the hapless
travelers were defrosted, they were chained to volcanoes that were blown up by
hydrogen bombs -- and their disembodied spirits continue to haunt mankind today."
Which oddly enough brings us back to the aforementioned Brooke Shields, whom
Cruise criticized for using an antidepressant drug whilst suffering from
postpartum depression. This is in fact part of Scientology's
assault upon psychiatry (and science) in
general which has been going on ever since writer, fantasist and liar, L Ron
Hubbard, (see
Bare-Faced Messiah) dreamed up his own cod
version of psychiatry called
Dianetics. (Dianetics has since been subsumed
into the "religion" of Scientology which appears to be largely a ruse to enjoy
tax breaks in the US and avoid criticism. Playing the religion card allows them
to portray themselves as "persecuted" when their idiot beliefs are questioned.)
Psychiatry, at least as the rest of the world understands it, conflicts with
Dianetics and so it is a Scientologist's duty to attack the enemy at every
opportunity. If Xenu's "..disembodied spirits are plaguing mankind" they are the
real cause of mental ill-health and psychiatry is an evil plot to drug people.
One of Scientology's brilliant ploys is to use media stars who belong to the
cult as spokespeople, thereby taking advantage of Western society's obsession
with celebrities and their views, no matter how nonsensical. (Think Madonna and
the
Kabbalah). Any attempt to seriously challenge
psychiatry would involve the Scientologists revealing just how daft their
religion is. Consequently it is much easier to use mouthpieces such as Cruise,
safely ensconced on the couch in a talk show, protected by his host's sycophancy
(
Matt Lauer is an honorable exception) and the
fear of offending such a big box office draw in order to avoid any serious
criticism of the drivel he spouts. This mixture of celebrities and cultish
activities has led 80 in the past to describe Scientology as sinister yet
clownish - every time Tiny Tom opens his mouth the accuracy of that description
is confirmed. (80 has looked at Scientology in
Hubbard's Bare Cupboard and also in
Narconon is Scientology. For more on the cult
80 recommends Operation Clambake If you meet a
Scientologist be sure to ask them about
Lisa McPherson)
A Strange
Land - the gladiators prepare themselves for combat fully aware of the
danger they are freely facing. But in addition to confidence in their own
prowess they need something else - a blessing from the priest, an assurance that
they will receive supernatural protection in the coming fray. Where in time and
space are we? In the tunnels beneath the Colosseum? In the ballcourt at Chichen
Itza? No, we are at the Infineon Raceway in modern day California, 30 minutes
from San Francisco. Here the NASCAR drivers await the blessing of the chaplains
before the race. The chaplains, according to this SFGate.com
piece, are from an organization called
Motor Racing
Outreach. They seem to have no problem in asking a deity that
presumably has the entire Universe in its care to spare the time to look out for
race car drivers who deliberately place themselves in harm's way for the
purposes of sport and entertainment. More than anything the NASCAR blessings
illustrate what a very strange land the United States has become. A land where a
summer camp that does not push religion to the kids is considered a
newsworthy item. Camp Quest, Ohio, is a regular summer camp with all the
sporting activities and fun one would associate with a summer camp - it is also
a camp, according to the
New York Times (req rqd) that a child of the "Nearly
two million American adults openly identify themselves as atheist or agnostic..."
can go "..to be around other children ..... whose parents
do not go to church or any other place of worship, and who do not necessarily
believe in God." The NYT article quotes kids who have been "...called
names and otherwise harassed." because of their freedom from religious
belief. Such prejudice is everywhere now in this strange land - the recent fuss
over religious prejudice and bullying at the
Air Force Academy is a high profile recent
example. Those of minority faiths and especially those that are unburdened by
faith are finding themselves more and more marginalised in Bush's America. This
does not mean that the religious, evangelist, socially conservative
right-wingers are in the majority but they certainly have a grip on the levers
of power, from the President downwards, a President who claims to talk with the
Almighty on a regular basis. Curiously, the Almighty's opinions seem to match
those of George Bush in every instance. Not everyone is happy with this state of
affairs, none more so than singer Bright Eyes, a singer-songwriter from Nebraska
who appeared on the primetime Jay Leno Tonight show the other day with the song
When the President talks to God. This little ditty while hardly great music,
articulates what many Americans feel about a leader who claims a divine mandate.
(see the
video and lyrics from IFILM) This top down,
oppressive religiosity has many unpleasant effects, and not only on those who
have to put up with prejudice and hate. The turning away from science to a
culture of belief, to a faith-based world view, is doing incalculable damage to
America's standing in the world, not least to the country's position as a world
leader in the sciences.
The Wages of Fundamentalism from the
International Herald Tribune examines the damage being done, and pulls no
punches, "For decades, "big science" - indeed any kind of
science - has been led by the United States. There are warning signs, however,
that American science is losing its edge, and may even have peaked. One reason
is that as religious and political fundamentalism tighten their grip, they are
beginning to sap America's intellectual vitality." The number of
scientific papers published "...by West European authors
had overtaken those by U.S. authors in 2003, whereas in 1983 there were three
American authors for every West European." A strange land indeed, whose
leaders wish to return to a past, to an American theocracy that never existed.
In a faith-based world this doesn't really matter - if you don't like history
then rewrite it until you do. This seems to be the aim of this bunch with their
Declaration of Dependence*. The
declaration, backed by Rare Jewel magazine, "A "user's
manual" for citizens who desire to see America's Christian foundation restored",
seeks to turn the US into Jesusland, something the Founding Fathers would not
have
countenanced, but these dangerous clowns
clearly believe all things are possible if you can manipulate the past. It is
very frightening for those of minority faiths or none to find themselves
strangers in such a strange land. (*thanks
Gerald)
When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?
I doubt it
Bright Eyes