What a lovely day this has been.
I found a nice, fresh cowpat and had a lovely roll in it.
This is where they sent me to wash the cow mess off me.
There was smoked trout and scrambled eggs for lunch,
and then we went for a drive and a long walk, all three of us.
Mom and dad were not impressed,
they did not really want to take me back home with them.
They told me to fetch the ball, but it was stuck
to the bottom of the lake. When we came home I got shampooed
so all the lovely perfume has gone.