Christmas Day 1999

"I found this under a tree. I'll just check it out in private."

"Hm, that smells interesting."

"Is it mine?"

"Something green and fluffy."

"It is a frog and it makes strange noises."

"Better see what is inside this froggie.""

"Where is that turkey? I can smell it."
Note from "mom": It took Tess less than an hour to remove all the "stuffing" from her new toy and get to the whistle, which we had to wrestle from her before she chewed it. It took Tess and her family less than three days to eat up a 7 kg (14 pound) turkey. Tess ate most of it.
and just one more . . .