"I love going for rides in our car. First I was supposed to stay in the back, behind a dog guard. I did not like that, so I just demolished the dog guard. Now I have the whole back seat to myself."

"Going to the beach is a special treat. I can smell the sea quite a way off, and begin carrying on and howling for them to stop the car and open the doors. And then I bolt for the beach and I just run and run."

"Now, what's all the fuss "dad." It was only junk mail - and the postman brings new ones for you every morning anyway."