8 elegant garments worn by Jonathon Ross

1 vest made of pigs.
2 glass gloves.
3 satchels made of leaves that he carries for handy things.
4 Lions pelts that he wears in the manner of a trouser.
5 ridiculous crests in different colours.
6 artificial humps.
7 folding sleaves.
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8 powered muscle suits made of special bronze.