8 phases of a dream that might be provoked by excitement over the new Star Wars film

1: You're riding you kickin' hover cycle down a sheer incline with your droid buddy floating alongside you when your legs turn into leaves and you can't bake the omlet in your hands...
2: That black capped fella is standing near you with his hands out. You're sliding near to him when he notices you and his big brown, saucer eyes begin to melt.
3: Princess Leia is standing naked with her firm stomach pressed against your head when some sort of furry beast climbs out of her neck and writhes all over your body.
4: The orb is moving slowly away from you but your beard is too rough for you to get your head over the parapet.
5: Princess Leia and Padme Amidala are watching hunky Anakin flex his oiled muscles when a white substance emerges from their mouths but their mouths are your crotch.
6: Trees surround you and you look up for the sun but you can't even see the top of the tree's because of the clouds. And you fall over into bracken.
7: Light sabers are whiring. Back and forth on the clothesline. It's too dirty.
8: Space ninja with their laser heads start beating drums. And then you cum.

8 things that burn well

1: Hair.
2: Petrol
3: Bread.
4: Swans. If they're made out of wood.
5: A dozen little plastic smurfs.
6: Felt.
7: Dead lice.
8: Human corpses, covered in petrol and thrown into a bonfire.