8 lies you could tell to your husband/wife

1: I have a cat hidden in the chimney.
2: I love you.
3: I don't want you're tongue near me.
4: I'll cook lots of food!
5: My fishing sticks aren't well.
6: My mother thinks you smell nice. She said so!
7: You look great in that coat.
8: Shimmying is my new career!

8 names for months in an 8 month year

1: Coldytime
2: Spritebury
3: Hazust
4: Bakember
5: Rash
6: Org
7: Coolster
8: Fucktember