8 cures for invented diseases

1: Hold a load of eels in a jar against your skull and make a sort of flapping sound with your mouth. Cures "resiliance".
2: Put your hands into a bucket. Just an empty bucket. In it. Cures "basking sharks".
3: Hover over lava. Cures the common cold.
4: Do a dance that looks like chickens rutting with penises that, in reality, they don't even have. Cures RUSKS!
5: Bother you lodger. Cures "lodger felt".
6: Have a cartload of berries delivered to you. Cures "nasal musuumusuu".
7: Climb wonkily over a fence into a garden. Land like a ninja in the well cut, aromatic grass. Do a slealthy ninja role. Pivot. tiptoe...along...the...garden...path. And finaly throw a cheese slice into the dogs fur. Cures "mash".
8: Bugger more rams. Cures "the berserking kind".