8 things to do with your own arms

1: Wave at atarfish in order to get them to stop doing the stupid things they keep doing.
8 stupid things a starfish might do:
a: Get it's little legs caught in five doors simultaneously.
b: Try to tap dance on land mines.
c: Grow a shell like a crab.
d: Wear a really stupid hat.
e: Cross a sea lane without looking.
f: Amble about without a care in the world.
g: Mike up a bit of coral.
h: Fuck itself.
2: Help a road accident victim.
8 things a road accident victim might be wearing:
a: Bra over face.
b: Blood.
c: Blouse.
d: Bits of lace.
e: Bavarian pants.
f: Bolts through neck.
g: Bodice (ripped).
h: Stupid grin.
3: Hold a phone.
8 openings from phone conversations:
a: Excuse me.
b: Good afternoon.
c: I'm camp!
d: Hold onto this.
e: Hoops.
f: Mufff me twice.
g: I want double.
h: Mother? Now.
4: Punch a person.
8 people you could not punch:
a: Gandhi.
b: Elvis.
c: Tutankhamoon.
d: Kennedy (that guy?).
e: Hope SAndoval.
f: Murphey Blocknests.
g: Guth Muth.
h: Shobiz Gozzler.
5: Shake a new kind of condiment over food.
8 new condiments and food you could shake it on
a: Pish :: Chips.
b: Garney :: Steak.
c: PB smearo :: everything.
d: Kangit :: Chips again.
e: Struts :: Cheesey biscuits.
f: Foltch :: Bulls scrotum and anus.
g: Pubble minch :: Ham.
h: Salt strings :: Anything at all! It's the cool new thing!
6; Gesture rudely.
8 ways a person might respond to a rude gsture.
a: Throw soap at you.
b: Dance at you.
c: Smack your face with their own hands!
d: Take a leak.
e: Pick up a penguin.
f: Fold you all over the place.
g: Pretend not to notice.
h: Stove you all the way in.
7: Barge people out of your way.
8 things that might inspire you to barge someone.
a: Injustice.
b: arrogance.
c: greed.
d: envy.
e: stupid lanes. To walk in.
f: baseness.
g: sexual taunting.
h: yeast infection.
8: Cut them off.

8 tight places

1: Armpit when properly clamped.
2: Between 2 brick walls.
3: Duck's arse.
4: Duck's beak.
5: Hawks crotch.
6: Doves squeaker.
7: The moons craters and valeys.
8: The goddess aphrodite's vagina.

8 holds

1: The underneiath tree hold.
2: The Scallywags thruster.
3: The Imobile Imp.
4: The UpJacksee.
5: The fingerslip-in.
6: The Round the Back Total.
7: Mudging.
8: My Cocks grabbed.