8 things that could hover over a beach

1: Winston Churchill.
2: A kite.
3: Deckchairs tied to a kite.
4: A special high-tech helium donkey with a squeakey bray.
5: The spector of imminent dissapointment as the woman with the bikini turns out to be a man with a potato problem.
6: A frisbi thrown by Noel Redding.
7: Leopards in trees. Beach trees.
8: Stephen Fry's corpse.