8 "fish out of water" TV shows

1: "Pludge" in which Jack Pludge is forced to leave his beloved ice juggling job in Iceland to work in Africa with a village of bees.
2: "McNackers" in which Jack McNackers is forced by his wife (the Chief Constable of all of Scotland) to leave his beloved job as a DI in Glasgow to go and work in London selling fudge in tiny finger sized boxes.
3: "Sparles" in which Sparkles the pony is forced to walk on its hind legs and do a dance on a bar.
4: "Those things are eating me" in which two shark experts must adapt their skills to combing a sleeping mans head.
5: "The swollen foot" features a circus acrobat and midget getting into all manner of dangerous scrapes. In barns and everything.
6: "The clingiest kitten in the batch" in which Rolf Harris is thrown into a dark wooden box full of panthers and told to get on with it.
7: "Ed the fish" in which a fish called Ed is lifted literaly "out of some water" into a new life showing people the weather.
8: "Gene Crock" knows whats what. He does the things even if he's moved about!

8 ways to cram a parrot down your throat

1: Use a funnel. It's what god made funnel trees for!
2: Smack it into your fat mouth with a plate.
3:Tell the parrot that it's mates are living inside you. But not up your ass.
4: Shine a light into your mouth and say that you are a train.
5: Kill the parrot and jam it between some rocks and take a flying sort of run.
6: Have a juggling accident.
7: Eat the parrot.
8: Fall on it with your mouth.