8 facts about Jeremey Clarkson

1: Jeremy has five legs. Kind of like a spider.
2: His favourite car is Ethelred the Unready.
3: He likes to ski on broken glass using skis made out of his own feet.
4: If Jeremy falls out of bed he doesn't ever hit the ground.
5: Jeremy's favourite word is "cackle".
6: You don't know him as well as you might imagine you do.
7: There are seven different ways to spell "Jeremy".
8: Nobody lives in Jeremy's house.