And to prove it, one kind member of the Cult has written our very own official Cult of Maybourne song - thanks, Judith!

'Dirty Harry' by Judith Proctor
tune: My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean

They call me a devious bastard,
They call me a right SOB,
But you can call me Harry Maybourne,
I'm the man from the NID.

Refrain: Trust me, trust me. I'm the man from the NID, NID,
Trust me, trust me. I'm the man from the NID.

I'd like to get hold of a Stargate,
And alien technology,
I'm not really fussed how I get it,
I'm the man from the NID.

They tell me I haven't a conscience,
I certainly won't disagree.
I'll shoot you without hesitation,
I'm the man from the NID.

I spent six months locked up in prison,
For treason and treachery,
I blackmailed my way out to freedom,
I'm the man from the NID.

I notice you've got a small problem,
Your friends are in danger, I see,
Do you think you can gamble and trust me?
I'm the man from the NID.

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