Me in the garden looking cute

Hi I'm Locutus and this is my life story so far ^. .^ Biography Age 3 Living in York, England. Hobbies :- Chasing birds, annoying humans, sleeping, Climbing trees, psyching out dogs and looking cute. Favourite Meal :- Tuna and fresh cream Marital status :- single

My mother Haybob

I was born in the a small village called Green Hammerton in the late summer of '96. My mother is Haybob and father, well he's a bit of an unknown quantity, he left before I was born so mum had to bring up me and my brothers and sisters alone. All we do know about dad is that he is a bit of a Romeo, who has dated most of the local female population around Green Hammerton. We do know he is a jet black, probably explains most of my brothers and sisters fur colour. My first memories I can recall were thinking what a strange place to live in a small cupboard with the rest of the family, it was a few days before I realised that the world was a lot bigger outside the airing cupboard, that was when we all decided to begin exploring, under the watchful eye of mother all the time.

We had a lot of fun in the first few months of our life as the house we were in was in the country side and there was lots for us to see and do, plus mother taught us all how to hunt and chase things down, the basic rule of any cat I'm sure you will agree, in fact the morning I was collected by my Human I bagged a mouse as a kind of leaving gift for my mum. I was the last to leave home and was pretty scared let me tell you, but I soon got settled into the new pad where I am today.

Haybob and the rest of the siblings

My brother, "Big Bri" When he wasn't so big !

Not actually sure what happened to the rest of the family, we all went our separate ways to different homes, I don't really remember much about them, except we used to have fun fighting and stuff. My brother "Big Bri" does still live at home with mum, maybe one day I will go back to see the family, see how they are doing.

Family shot of all my brothers and sisters, we think I'm the one second from left at the back !