Tales from The Ponderosa
WHY THE BARMAN DOESN'T WEAR SOCKS

 
Up on Glenshane we're used to assisting  travellers. During the winter we provide food and shelter for stranded motorists. At the height  of summer we do a steady trade in water for  overheating  radiators. A few years back we come to the aid of a distressed traveller in  a rather unusual way:

It  was a moonless, autumn night. One of  our  neighbours was riding his brother's bicycle across the Glenshane Pass to a  dance  700ft below us in Maghera. Now it  must  be  said that  this  old bicycle had seen better days.  The  handlebars were   slack,  the brakes worked only some of the  time,  and the  dynamo  wasn't   working at  all. Consequently  he  was having  difficulty  seeing and staying on the  road.   This  was before  the modern road across Glenshane was all it's  catseyes and reflective markers was built.

A few hundred  yards before  the  Ponderosa  he and  the  bicycle  abruptly  parted company,  and they both ended up in a drainage  ditch.  The bicycle survived the immersion, but not so our neighbour. With  his  big night of dancing apparently in  ruins  he  staggered  sodden  into the Ponderosa, leaving behind  a  trail  of wet  footprints.

For the resourceful staff  in  the  Ponderosa this catastrophe was all in a day's work, and help was  soon at hand. As his own socks hung steaming in front of the  big turf  fire to dry, we sent him on his way again,  wearing  the barman's socks!

The  next  time  you  visit the Ponderosa, have a quick  look  to  see  if  the barman is wearing any socks. If he isn't, you can probably guess the reason why!


This occasional series is published in Northern Ireland at the famous pub on top of the Glenshane Pass. Look out for further tales, available free at the Ponderosa. (c) 1997 Karlka Ltd - The Ponderosa