The Basketball Player
The Jogger
How To Play Cricket

THE BASKETBALL PLAYER

A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt and she sees that on his arm is a tattoo which reads "Reebok." She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.

He says "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.

Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "Aids" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has Aids!" He says "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "Adidas."

THE JOGGER

A man out jogging in running shorts comes up on a couple of new looking tennis balls. He thinks to himself : they look new, may as well take them home to use next time I play.

However wearing only running shorts, he does have anywhere to put them, so he stuffs them down the front of his shorts, and continues jogging.

A short time later he sees a beautiful girl jogging toward him, and seeing a puzzled look on her face, he points to his shorts and says "Tennis balls". She replies "Oh dear, I had tennis elbow once, that must be really painful!"

HOW TO PLAY CRICKET

Some people find the game of cricket difficult to understand. Perhaps the following will help:

The game is played by two groups.

The first group is in and the second group goes out.

Some of the group which is in, go out.

The group that is out, tries to get the group that is in, out.

When one of the group that is in, is out, he goes in and the next one goes out.

Then when all of the first group (except one) that is in, is out, the second group that is out goes in.

The first group now goes out and tries to get the second group, who now are in, out.

Only when both groups have been in and out twice is there a conclusion.