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Fishing Terms Explained
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FISHING TERMS EXPLAINED

Catch and Release A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

Hook (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.
(2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel.
(3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).

Line Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.

Lure An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.

Reel A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.

Rod An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.

School A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your £20 lures and hold out for spam instead.

Tackle What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.

Tackle Box A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.

Test 1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range.
(2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.

ITALIAN GOLF

The Italian had never played golf before and so he asked for some tips before starting the game. The American decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball.

The American said, "You take this stick and hit the balls so that they roll into the hole." The American putted away and sank the ball from twenty feet in a single stroke.

The Italian replied, "In America, you leave your sticka outta and a putta your balls in da hole, but in Italia, we put our sticka inna da hole and leave our balls out!"

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Catch and Release		A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.
Hook		(1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).
Line		Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.
Lure		An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.
Reel		A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.
Rod		An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.
School		A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your £20 lures and hold out for spam instead.
Tackle		What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.
Tackle Box		A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.
Test		1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.