BRAZILIAN SQUAD

 
                              Pinnochio
                               
                                Libero
                                                                    
                     Vimto  Memento  Borneo   Tango

                           Cheerio   Subbuteo

                    Scenario   Fellatio  Portfolio

  SUBS:  Placebo
         Porno
         Polio
         Banjo
         Brasso
         Stereo (L)
         Stereo (R)
         Hydrochlorofluoro (GK)
         Aristotle

SERBIAN SQUAD

                              Itch

 Annoyingitch        Hardtoreachitch          Scratchtheitch

           Hic (k)         Sic             Spic         Pric

             Digaditch           Fallinaditch        Sewastitch


  SUBS: Mowapitch
        Letsgetrich
        Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD

                     Whodyanicabolicov

             Ticlycov    Chesticov     Nasticov

   Slalomsky                                Downhillsky

            Risky       Swedishshev     Mastershev

                   Fuckov         Taykitov


  SUBS: Rubitov
        Whisky
        Pastyshev
        Najinsky
        Desert Orchid

ROMANIAN SQUAD

                   Chatanoogaciouciou

        Atishiou        Blessiou        Thankyiou

Busqueue                                        Snookercu

         Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

              I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

  SUBS: U
        NonU
        ManU
        Stuffyiou
        Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD

                          Toomanigoalssen

         Tryandstopussen     Crapdefenssen     Haveagossen

      Firstsson            Seccondsson              Thirdsson

              Legshurtssen                   Notroubleseeingussen

                Wherestheballssen    Getthebeerssen


  SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen
        Finallygaveupcountinssen
        Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
        Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD

                Baloni

Potbelli        Beerbelli       Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli     Toonsgotkenni   Onetoomani

        Legslikejelli     Havabenni

        Wobblijelli     Spendapenni


  SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!
        Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD

                     San Francisco

Costa Brava     Hopelez         Juan Andonly    Manuel Gearbox

Don Cryformeargentina   Bodegas         Luis Canon      Sombrero

        Chihuahua       Jose Canyouseebythedawnsearlylight

  SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key
        Burrito
        Speedy Gonzalez
        Tequila
        Caramba

REASONS WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX

It's legal to play hockey professionally.

The puck is always hard.

Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

It lasts a full hour.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

Your parents cheer when you score.

A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

Periods only last 20 minutes.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

THE TYSON FIGHT

You have probably heard of the Tyson-Holyfield incident. Here are some newspaper headlines;

"Sucker Munch" - The Sun

"Undisputed Chomp" - USA Today

"Ear-Responsible" - Forth-Worth Star-Telegram

"From Champ to Chomp" - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.

"Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow" - Providence Journal-Bulletin

"Biting Back: Evander has public's ear" - Daily News, NY

"Pay Per Chew" - Philadelphia Daily News

"It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat" - New York Post

"Bite of the Century!" - Arizona Republic

"Dracula" - New York Post

"Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" - The Baltimore Sun

"Lobe Blow for Boxing" - The Tennessean

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