Part Two A: An interpreter. A: "Have another beer." A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. A1: Introduces herself. A2: Walks home. A: Unfertilized. A: Have you seen the mess slugs make? A: Opens the car door. A: She opens the car door. A: More head room. A: More leg room. A: Bucket seats. A1: Thanks boys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you all play for the same team? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? A: *Who cares?* A: So they know when to stop having sex ! A1: She drops her nail-file!!! A2: Who cares? A3: She says 'Next' A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. A8: She drops her chips A: "Thanks for the refill!" A: Not everybody's been up the Blackpool tower. 59. A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Bacardi, and one to yell, "Daaady!" A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Eee-bee-zah!" A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit. A: Not everyone has been in a 747 A: Duh, are you sure it's mine? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" A: A wind tunnel. A: A dope ring. Essex girl are walking down the street when they spot a 10 pound note.
Who picks it up? A: The dumb Essex girl! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus,
the tooth fairy, or a smart Essex girl. A: To see what was on the other side. A: Pull the pin and throw it back. A: So they know what day of the week it is. A: Because it kept falling out. A: Because her boyfriend was also from Essex! A: The brick. The Essex girl has to stop to ask for directions. A: Her IQ goes up! A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. A: Butter is difficult to spread. A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can't fit the Essex girl in the bowling ball. A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". A: Bigfoot has been spotted.Essex Girls
Q: What do you call a London girl with an Essex girl on either side?
Q: What do you say to an Essex girl that won't give in?
Q: What do Essex girls do with their arseholes in the morning ?
Q: What's the first thing an Essex girl does in the morning?
Q: How does an Essex girl like her eggs in the morning?
Q: Why did God give Esex girls legs?
Q: What's the first thing an Essex girl does after sex?
Q: How do Essex girls turn the light on after sex ?
Q: Why do Essex girls like tilt steering?
Q: Why do Essex girls drive cars with sunroofs?
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with an Essex girl?
Q: What do Essex girls say after sex?
Q: What important question does an Essex girl ask her mate before having
sex?
Q: Why do Essex girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Q: Why do Essex girls have orgasms ?
Q: How do you tell when an Essex girl reaches orgasm ????
Q: What does an Essex girl say when you blow in her ear?
Q: What's the difference between the Blackpool tower and an Essex girl?
Q: How many Essex girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: What's an Essex girl's favourite wine?
Q: What does a peroxide Essex girl and a 747 have in common?
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a 747?
Q: What does a dumb Essex girl say when she gives birth?
Q: What did the Essex girl say when she found out she was pregnant?
Q: What do you call 10 Essex girls standing ear to ear?
Q: What do you call 15 Essex girls in a circle?
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Essex girl, and a smart
Q: Why did the Essex girl scale the glass wall?
Q: What do you do when an Essex girl throws a hand grenade at you?
Q: Why do Essex girls take the pill?
Q: Why did the Essex girl stop using the pill?
Q: Why did the Essex girl have a sore navel?
Q: If an Essex girl and a brick are thrown off a building, which hits the
ground first?
Q: What happens when an Essex girl gets Alzheimers disease?
Q: Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a Porsche?
Q: What is the difference between butter and an Essex girl?
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a bowling ball?
Q: What do a bowling ball and an Essex girl have in common?
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and "The Titanic"?
Q: What is the difference between a smart Essex girl and Bigfoot?
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