Part Three A: It costs 10p to use a telephone. A: The Essex girl has the higher sperm count. A: Because you can dump your load in a washing machine, and it won't
follow you around for a week. A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. A: They're both empty from the neck up. A: They both wriggle when you eat them. A: They both have black roots. A: Sweet Fuck All... A: So she could lip read. A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool. A: Don't tell her to swallow. A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the swimming pool. A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. A: Proofreading. A: For throwing out the W's. A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. A: "I'm an Essex girl, I'm an Essex girl, I'm an E.S.S....ah, oh
well...I'm an Essex girl, I'm an Essex girl..." A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." A: She threw it off a cliff. A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. A: "Nice tits!" A: She smacks herself in the forehead. A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: Have you seen the mess slugs make? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a
television. A: The Essex girl! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. A: Flattered. A: They always forget the 9 in 9-9-9. A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' A: Frosted Flakes. A: Frosted Flakes. A: A 69 interrupted by a period. A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" A: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A: Because they always burn their niples. A: To cover up the valve stem. A: Spot.Essex Girls
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a telephone?
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
Q: Why is a washing machine better than an Essex girl?
Q: What do Essex girls and cow-pats have in common ?
Q: What does a screen door and an Essex girl have in common?
Q: What does an Essex girl and a beer bottle have in common?
Q: What do Essex girls and spagetthi have in common?
Q: What do peroxide Essex girls and black men have in common?
Q: What do you call an Essex girl with a bag of sugar on her head ?
Q: Why did the deaf Essex girl sit on a newspaper?
Q: How do you drown an Essex girl?
Q: How do you drown an Essex girl?
Q: Why did the Essex girl drown ?
Q: Why do Essex girls have square boobs?
Q: How many Essex girls does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
Q: What job function does an Essex girl have in an M&M factory?
Q: Do you know why the Essex girl got fired from the M&M factory?
Q: How do you tell if an Essex girl did your landscaping?
Q: What did the Essex girl's mum say to her before the Essex girl's date.
Q: What's the Essex girl's sing when she's drunk?
Q: Why does an Essex girl only change her baby's nappy every month?
Q: How did the Essex girl try to kill the bird?
Q: Why did the Essex girl get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
Q: What do you say to an Essex girl with no arms and no legs?
Q: How does an Essex girl high-5?
Q: Why aren't there many Essex girl gymnasts?
Q: Why do Essex girls have legs?
Q: Why did the Essex girl go half way to Norway and then turn around and
come home?
Q: What is the irritating part around an Essex girl's vagina?
Q: How do you describe an Essex girl, surrounded by drooling idiots?
Q: Why do Essex girls always die before help arrives?
Q: What did the Essex girl say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by
'the fuzz'?
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of Essex girls?
Q: What do you call 20 Essex girls in a freezer?
Q: How does an Essex girl interpret 6.9?
Q: What did the Essex girl say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
Q: Why do Essex girls have two more brain cells than a cow ?
Q: Why don't Essex girls breast feed?
Q: Why do Essex girls put their hair in ponytails?
Q: What did the Essex girl name her pet zebra?
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