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Pups
Who is Jack Schitt?

PUPS

A father gave his teenage daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.

An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the centre of the kitchen.

"My pup," she murmured sadly, "runneth over."

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The Lineage Revealed...

Many people are at a loss for response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of knee deep Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children, Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced Noe later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name, she was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt, and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the happens brothers in a joint ceremony.

The Schitt Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.