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The French Fighter Pilot
Adam And Eve
Three Rabbits

THE FRENCH FIGHTER PILOT

Pierre, the French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and passionately splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat , I like to have red wine!" His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So he says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre, what are you doing?!" "Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear: "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over. He grabs a match and lights it on fire. Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams: "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"

ADAM AND EVE

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?'"

So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, "What is a 'caress?'"

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam. Now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?'"

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache?'"

THREE RABBITS

There are three bunny rabbits living in the forest, named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot. They were happily bounding around the forest when one day Foot states that he isn't feeling well.

Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot take him to visit the doctor. Foot goes into the office and a few hours pass.

Finally, the doctor comes out and speaks to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot. Doc says, "I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your friend Foot."

As expected, several days later Foot passes away. Again, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot are happily bounding around the forest. Suddenly, Foot-Foot doesn't feel good, so Foot-Foot-Foot takes him to the doctor.

Doc gives Foot-Foot an extensive examination, and when finished says to Foot-Foot-Foot, "I'm afraid it's the same diagnosis as Foot...I don't expect him to make it."

Foot-Foot-Foot is deeply concerned and says, "Doc, you gotta do something...I've already got one Foot in the grave!"