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Little Johnny In Class Again
The Princess

LITTLE JOHNNY IN CLASS AGAIN

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a three day weekend.

So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question,"

Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"

THE PRINCESS

Three men (a white guy, a black guy, and a chinese guy) wanted to marry the princess of their land. The king said if you can pass my three tests, then you can marry my daughter.

The first test is the wall. It is 20 stories high and has no holes or cracks in it and you have to climb up with your bare hands. The second test is the lake. It is filled with man-eating pirannas that will swallow you whole! the third and final test is the cow. You have to bang the cow.

So the chinese guy goes first and hardly gets over the wall and says "I am not swimming through a lake of pirannas!"

So the black guy walks up and gets over the wall pretty easy, hardly gets through the lake, and says "you must be crazy, cuz' I ain't bangen' no cow"

So the white guy gets up, jumps over the wall, jumps over the lake, and bangs the cow. So the king says "Congrats. You have passed all of my tests and my now marry my daughter." The guy says "Man, forget your daughter! How much do you want for the cow?"