Lets get on with more jokes: A SANDWICH IN SWEDEN An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a Swedish gal out to
the movies. They settled in, started some light petting, and the American
says, "Now in America we call this hamburger." The gal says, "Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too." The movie continues and they go a little further. The American says, "Now in America, we call this pastrami."
The gal says, "Yah, yah vee call dis pastrami in Svedin too." They decide to leave the movie and go park. They get in the back seat
and really go at it. Afterwards, the American says, "Now in America we call this a
sandwich." The gal says, "Yah yah, vee call dis a sandvich in Svedin too. Only
we put a little more meat in it." BIG DEAL A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey,
I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and
white bra. You know, these are the colours of my favourite football team.
Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when they come home her wife asks, "How was your day?" The man says, "Fantastic! It’s not only her bra that is red
and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really
feels good!" The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his
wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His
dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it’s not a big deal
but hell it feels good!"
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