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Monica
Monica's Surgeon
Monica's Cleaner
Monica's Reply

MONICA

A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl. They go back to her room and start to discuss prices.

She says, "It's $100 for a blow job, $200 for straight sex, and $250 for a Monica."

"What's a Monica?," he asks.

She answers, "That's where I blow you now and screw you later."

MONICA'S SURGEON

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine Miss Lewinsky" he said.

She asked "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor."

The surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

MONICA'S CLEANER

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and says to the clerk, "I've got another dress that needs to be cleaned."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk says, "Come again?"

"No," says Monica, "Mustard."

MONICA'S REPLY

Monica, in a statement released today, in response to the President's testimony:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face."

"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet the challenge the only way I know how, head on. "I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again."

"No one will ever be able to say that Monica isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair."

"I will not be stained by it."

"Thank you."