Lets get on with more jokes: A DOG STORY Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German
Shephard and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's
two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I ripped out her throat. Now
they are going to put me to sleep." The German Shephard said "I chewed up my master' shoes yesterday
and now they are going to put me to sleep." The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old
woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of
me, so I mounted her and did my thing." "So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others.
"No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!" THE SINGING DOG A talent scout is walking down the street and comes across a man and his
dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout
says, "Come to my office. I want to sign you and this marvelous dog
to a contract. This dog can make us both rich." The man brings his little dog to the talent scouts office. The little
dog is just about to finish singing "La Donna E' Mobile" (and
sounding like Luciano Pavarotti), when a large dog runs into the room and
grabs him by the scruff of the neck. She (it's a bitch) runs away with him
in her mouth. The talent scout yells, "Stop her. She's taking away our fortune!"
The man replies, sadly, "It's no use. That's his mother. She doesn't
want him to be an entertainer. She wants him to be a doctor."
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