Lets get on with more of the business: BUMPER STICKERS yuck fou
WARNING! Shoplifters will be beaten to death.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put a skirt on a truck driver
Parents of University Student. Don't honk, throw money!
If They Can Put a Man on the Moon, Why Can't They Put Them All There!
Visualize Whirled Peas
If we can send a man to the moon, why can't we send Newt?
He who hesitates ... must be stoned!
I'm a bitch because men like you made me one.
Help! The paranoids are after me!
When is the shit going to stop happening?
Mean people suck
Will Rogers never met Hiliary!
It's not a hot flash, it's a power surge.
Caution, I am naked under my clothes.
Husband and dog missing, reward for dog!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Wife and dog missing, reward for dog!
The closer you get, the slower I go
Just say no.... To turn signals.
Horn Broke... watch fof finger.
Guns don't kill people, I do
I still miss my ex...but my aim is improving
No Radio - Already Stolen
Cover me: I'm changing lanes
All generalizations are false
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Never mind the damn whales. Save the people!
Remember you're unique, just like everyone else
I'm out of bed & dressed. What more do you want?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
Women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net
If we're not to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Forget about Karma... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
My wife drives lke Lightening - she keeps striking things
Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here
I am the one your mother warned you about
Get over it, it was just a lane change (viewed on a LARGE vehicle)
Join the army; travel to exotic distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people
and kill them.
The keys are in the front seat... Next to the Doberman.
The other one's a peice of shit too
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with
ketchup.
Assassins Inc., we aim to please
YOU! Out of the gene pool!
Stop crime. Shoot back.
My Wife's other car is a broom.
Warning UFO's Disguised as Helicopters are circling the earth!
Support Mental Health, or I'll Kill You!
My Wife Says If I Go Hunting One More Time, She'll Leave Me . . . Boy, Will
I Miss Her!
Nuke the Whales!
Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them!
We brake for nobody
Wok your dog
Women are natural leaders, and you're driving behind one
I may be drunk, but in the morning, I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly
Get off my tail or I'll flick my booger on you!
The more I learn about men, the more I like my dog.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
I miss my Ex, but my aim is getting better.
Brain off duty after 6 pm
Unuther Brilyunt Mind Distroyed Bi Thuh Publik Educashun Sistim
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
Dont steal, the government hates competition....
If you were driving an F-14 you'd be home by now.
Keep honkin' I'm loadin' my gun!!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
There's nothing worse than a know it all, especially to those of us who do.
No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
Cats Flattened While You Watch.
I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight.
Quit Sniveling.
Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.
Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray
Happiness is Coming.
Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.
Shhhhh! This sticker is really Odo.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere
Blood Sun Earth
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
Disarm Rapists
Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
I brake for Hallucinations.
Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
Welcome to Yorkshire - Now Go Home
If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk
I'm OK. You're So-So.
Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
"Telling an Old Person He's Useless Is Abortion on the Other End"
Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]
Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco
If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
Jesus- Protect me from your followers
Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
I will kick your ass if I have to!!!
All Women are Goddesses
Life's a beach and then you dive
186,000 miles per second-it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Black Holes Suck.
If your close enough to read this than BACK OFF!
Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers.
God is coming . . . AND IS SHE PISSED!!!
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go!
I love cats, Dead ones