Lets get on with more of the business: HOW CORRUPT ARE YOU The infamous, "HOW CORRUPT ARE YOU?" survey! For each thing you answer YES to, add the designated amount of points.
Ever laugh at someone else's misfortune? 1 point Ever laugh at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points Ever tried alcohol? 1 point Ever been drunk? 2 points Ever play drinking games? 2 points Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points Ever participated/finished in a pub crawl? 5 points Do you drink regularly at least 3 times a week? 3 points (+1 bonus point
for each additional day) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points Ever try pot/hash/mushrooms? 4 points for each one try Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points (bonus--at least 4 times a week--4
points) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points Ever sell drugs? 8 points Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points Ever use barbiturates? 8 points Ever use hallucinogens? 8 points Ever use narcotics? 10 points Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hrs? 8 points Ever been on a date? 2 points Ever been felt-up, groped? 2 points (bonus -- to orgasm -- 2 points)
Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points Ever paid for sex? 8 points Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4
points Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8
points Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points (bonus - to orgasm- 2 points) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points (bonus - to orgasm- 2 points) Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points Ever contracted STD? 12 points Ever had unprotected sex? 4 points Ever had or been knowingly responsible for an abortion? 12 points Ever had sex with 2 or more partners in a week? 4 points Ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? 9 points Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
Ever practice bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8
points Ever use sex toys? 6 points Ever pass out during sex? 5 points Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball -- 1 point toes -- 2 points
ears -- 1 point Ever had sex with a relative? 5 points Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? 20 points Ever been arrested? 8 points (if convicted 7 points) SCORING 0 - 20 A life with the church is too good for you. 21 -40 You barely make our scale. 41 -60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61 - 100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101 -130
Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt . 131- 160 You are enjoying life to the MAX! 161- 200 You are a danger to society, who let you out?! 201+ YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Boy's how well have you scored, email me and tell all the hidden secrets
to me.