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Banana Cake Recipe
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BANANA CAKE RECIPE

Ingredients:

• 2 x laughing eyes
• 2 x well-shaped legs
• 2 x loving arms
• 2 x firm milk containers
• 2 x nuts
• Fur-lined mixing bowl
• Firm Banana

Method:

• Look into laughing eyes
• Spread well-shaped legs slowly
• Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger.
• Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm banana
• Add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl gently. Work in an out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.
• As heat rises plunge banana deep into fur-lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak (preferably not overnight).
• Cake is cooked when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat method or change mixing bowl.
• If in unfamiliar kitchen be sure to wash utensils carefully.

NOTE: DO NOT LICK MIXING BOWL AFTER BANANA SOFTENS. IF CAKE 'RISES', LEAVE TOWN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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