Lets get on with more of the business: CANINE PROVERBS "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I
think that is how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up
all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" -- Unknown "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers." -- Unknown "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got
the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." --
Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne
Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -- Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents
a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." --
Unknown "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James
Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets." -- Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful." -- Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -- Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-- Edward Abbey "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of
his tail.." -- Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does." -- Christopher Morley "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook
Jackson "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are
his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to
the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion" -- Unknown "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the
better for it." -- Abraham Lincoln "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went." -- Unknown "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain "Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
Great Dane." -- Smiley Blanton "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." -- Rita
Rudner