Lets get on with more of the business: Fart Identification FART IDENTIFICATION The SBD "Silent But Deadly" - Can be defined only by the
strange and sudden odour appearing without a sound. Sonic Boom - The name says it all. This is the loudest of them all.
Though it often has little smell. The HSS "Hot, Steamy and Smelly" - This is one of the worst.
It's the smelliest of them all. The quieter it is...the worse the smell.
Sudden Death - Those which can not be predicted nor held for a later
time. They are sudden and sometimes smell like you have just shit
yourself. Ghost Faced Killer - This one, that kills all life, including plants.
This is a mysterious stench. It seems to come from nowhere when no one is
around. The Ripple Effect - It is caused by one fart, which in turn causes a
whole reaction of smaller more rapid ones. Dear God - An unexplainable noise followed by a bad odour. Holy Shit - When one expects a fart and gets a load of shit. If this
should happen to you, do not move, repeat do not move or you will suffer
severe drippage. The Mexican Specialty (aka The Montezuma)- this usually follows a meal
where Mexican food is present. WARNING AVOID THE WATER AT ALL COST! The Higher Level - This occurs only at great altitudes like at the top
of a mountain, or in a plane for example. Rather refined and elegant, as
farts go. WHO FARTED The Vain Person: - One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person: - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person: - One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: - One who farts loudly and then laughs. The Scientific Person: - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned
about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: - One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
instead. The Nervous Person: - One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: - One who admits he farted but offers a medical
reason for it. The Dishonest Person: - One who farts and then blames the dog. The Foolish Person: - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person: - One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: - One who excuses himself and farts in complete
privacy. The Strategic Person: - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person: - One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed
covers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: - One who determines from the smell of his
neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: - One who farts at the slightest exertion. The Miserable Person: - One who would truly love to but can't fart at
all. The Sensitive Person: - One who farts and then bursts into tears. The Bruiser: - One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt
checks.
Who Farted