Lets go on our travels: BIMBO SPEAK MORE FUNNY SIGNS Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going
through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation : "Belt
your family. It's the law." Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula : "Broken English
spoken perfectly" At an Applebee's restaraunt : "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new
6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!" Fitness Center sign : "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself -
regardless of the facts." In restaurant : "Open seven days a week and weekends." On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets
and bridges, ect : "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would
have hired their contractor." A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway,
Philippines : "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii : "Caution:
Nuts crossing road."
Bimbaffled
reaction of bimbo to any change in her environment
Bimbang
the act of banging a bimbo
Bimbank
bank with low interest rates but with beautiful blonde
staff
Bimbar
bar full of bimbos
Bimbattle
two bimbos fighting over a hunk in a bimbar
Bimbeaver
body part a bimbo thinks with instead of using her
bimbrain
Bimbette
immature bimbo (bimbos are mature at age six)
Bimbikini
very tiny and sexy bikini
Bimbino
young, innocent and lovable bimbo
Bimbintelligence
semantically inconsistent term
Bimbiology
study of the biology of bimbos
Bimblabla
what comes out of a bimbos mouth
Bimblooper
general result of a bimbos actions
Bimblowjob
the best a bimbo has to offer
Bimbooze
favourite drink of bimbo (margarita)
Bimborg
malfunctioning but sexy cyborg robot
Bimboss
a bimbo who is the boss (happens only in her dreams)
Bimbozo
a male bimbo; identifying mark: uses rear-view mirror
(to admire himself/comb hair)
Bimbra
apparatus to support a bimbos most valuable assets
Bimbrain
least-used word in the English language
Bimbrand
the type of bimbo (Irish girls make excelllent bimbos)
Bimbulb
light bulb producing 1% light and 99% heat
Bimburger
cheapest snack at McDonalds
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