Lets go on our travels:

Even More Funny Signs
Product Labels

EVEN MORE FUNNY SIGNS

A sign in the local opportunity shop says : "If your going to steal, then smile for the camera."

In an office : "This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises,bonses and promotions."

While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a sign that read "Will work for food." If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read "Now hiring."

Seen on a truck : "I am as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!"

At my University's Student center Bathrooms : "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police."

Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah : "Rest Area Next Right" - the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery.

In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey : "Our School : Commitment Responsibility Attitude Persistance."

Red light district in Galvaston Texas : The light was on but the ladies were not home. A sign on their door read: "Closed for the weekend, beat it."

A sign in Earl's Bar-Indiana : "A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey."

PRODUCT LABELS

These have been seen on labels:

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding : Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron : Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boots children's cough medicine : Do not drive car or operate machinery after use.

On hairdryer instructions ; Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos : You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap : Directions: Use like regular soap.

Frozen dinner that says : Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box : Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

On Sainsbury's peanuts : Warning: contains nuts.

On Nytol : Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts : Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw : Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a Korean kitchen knife : Warning: keep out of children.

On a Japanese food processor : Not to be used for the other use.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights : For indoor or outdoor use only.