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Become A Native Southerner

BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

How to talk native Southern in one easy lesson:

Aig - what a hen lays

Aints - He's got aints in his paints

Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

Bag - He bagged her to marry him

Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub - the light bub burned out

Cheer - what you set in

Crick - a small stream

Chiny - country over in Asia

Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

Clum - he sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

Cyow - Animal on Farm

Deppity - He helps out the shurf

Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

Dainz - Satidy night social

Ellum - A graceful tree

Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

Fanger - what you put your rang on

Far - what get the brandin arn hot

Furred - He got furred from his job

Flar - a rose is a purdy flar

Frash - them aigs ain't frash

Furiners - All non-'bamans

Further - hits ten miles further to town

Grain - She was grain with envy

Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain

Hail - where bad folks go

Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

Hilbilly - People in the next county

Hollar - whats between the hills

Hard - got a brend new hard hand

Laymun - a sour fruit

Laig - Most folks have two of them

Lather - what you climb up

Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin

Mailk - what you get from cyows

Mere - what you see your self in

Minners - Live bait

Misrus - Married woman

Nar - Opposite of wide

Nayk - Your head sets on it

Nup - No

Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

Ormy - What the sojers go in

Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin

Pank - a light red color

Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

Petition - What separate the rooms

Poke - a paper bag or sack

Pokey - what the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in

Poke Salit -a green vegetable

Puppet - what the preacher is in

Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

Rang - you wear it on your fanger

Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

Rainch - A big cow farm

Rat - Do it rat now!

Rench - rench the soap yourself

Roont - She plum roont her shoes

Rut - that there tree sure has long ruts

Salary - A stringy vegetable

Shar - A light rain

Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

Sody Pop - a soft drink

Soardeens - small canned fish

Sprang - Water out'n the ground

Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

Storch - this here aprn has to much storch in it

Tar - his core blew a tar

Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

Tho -tho me the ball

Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

Toad strangler - A heavy rain

War - a bobbed war fance

Worsh - go worsh your face

Warter - what you worsh your face in

Yurp - a continent overseas