Lets go on our travels: WAYS TO CELEBRATE SPRING HOLLAND: Annual Easter Clog Toss ("Watch out, Hans!"). RUSSIA: Get off the mile-long line for firewood; get in the mile-long
line for umbrellas. VATICAN CITY: The Pope presides over the ceremonial casting out the
first sinner. ISRAEL: Throw cute little stuffed animals filled with rocks at the
Palestinians. LIECHTENSTEIN: Send annual "we're still a country"
notification to the U.N. JAKARTA: Child-Labour Factory Number Four switches from making Kathie
Lee scarves to Nike running shoes. CHERNOBYL: Night Parade Of the Glow-In-The-Dark Chickens. TEHRAN: Can now attend "Death to America" rally in shorts.
BAGHDAD: Before inspectors begin their hunt, replace anthrax eggs with
slightly less nauseating Cadbury eggs. TOKYO: Godzilla turns his fancy from a path of destruction to thoughts
of love. FRANCE: French Army stocks up on white flags at annual White Sale. PRAGUE: Tank tops (with real tanks). ENGLAND: Leichester Larry comes out of his flat and smiles. If any teeth
are straight, six more weeks of rain, otherwise, five more weeks of rain.
IRELAND: Swimsuit issue of "Soccer Hooligan Illustrated" hits
news stands. BOSNIA: Annual switch to "Daylight Bombing Time" requires
setting your quality of life back another decade. GERMANY: Order the flowers to bloom.
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