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A Woman's Little Instruction Book
Chain Letter For Women Only

A WOMAN'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK

If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it- yourself types.

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.

Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.

Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.

If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.

All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.

If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.

Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.

CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY

This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired, discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to twelve of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or partner, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.

Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain, and got the old son-of-a-bitch back again.

At this writing, a friend of mine already received 384 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers to get the smile off her face, and two days to get her legs together, so they could close the coffin.