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The Points System For Women

THE POINTS SYSTEM FOR WOMEN

In response to the points list for men, here is the points list for women. Relationships are two way streets, you know.....

Simple Duties

Don't whine about the bed being made .... +1

Don't whine about the toilet seat being up .... +5

Using tissue when the toilet-paper roll is empty .... +2

Remembering to buy pantyliners when you're shopping .... +5

Returning with 20 frivolous items .... -5

Returning with Cosmopolitain .... -10

And tabloids .... -15

Filling out the quiz .... -20

Asking him to fill out the quiz .... -30

Ask him if the women in Cosmo are attractive ....-40

Hogging the covers .... -20

Social Engagements

You stay by his side the entire party .... 0

You hang on his arm the entire party .... +10

You let another woman hang on his other arm .... +20

You stay by his side for a while, then leave to chat with a friend named Antonio .... -4

Antonio is a model .... -6

Antonio is a stripper ..... -8

When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at him lovingly .... +1

When mingling, you don't get jealous if he hugs another female .... +5

Or kisses her on the cheek .... +10

Or pecks her on the lips .... +20

When another man looks at you and you kiss your mate to show the other man that you're taken .... +30

When another man looks at you and you wink and wave .... -20

And walk away from your mate .... -30

And act like you don't know him .... -75

When mingling, you introduce him as "my old man" and rub his baldspot .... -25

When you point toward a hot-looking woman and ask him if he thinks she is attractive .... -10

When you get angry if he says yes .... -20

When you realize that he only noticed her because you pointed her out .... +5

You have one drink, and that's it .... 0

You have more than a few, and get loud .... -5

And start dancing .... -10

On the table .... -30

You have more than a few, and accuse other women of looking at him .... -15

You have a lot of drinks, and pick fights with men saying "My husband can kick your butt!" .... -60

You point out another woman's cleavage .... 0

And get mad at him for looking .... -20

Saturday Afternoon

You go to the mall together .... -5

You go to the mall and walk through the computer, electronics, & tool sections .... +10

You go to the mall and drag him through the lingerie department .... -10

You go to the mall and buy new lingerie .... +15

You spend the day shopping for furniture .... -2

You buy new furniture .... -5

And return it the next day .... -20

Then go buy more .... -50

You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .... +3

Most of it items reserved for you .... -10

Items that you'll never use .... -20

You visit his parents .... 0

You visit his parents and actually make conversation .... +3

You visit his parents and sulk because you hate them .... -10

You spend the afternoon watching cable shopping channels .... -6

You buy things .... -15

On his credit card .... -30

His Birthday

You take him out to dinner .... 0

You take him out to dinner at a nice restaurant .... +5

You take him to Denny's for a free meal .... -10

You take him to a French restaurant .... -20

You give him a gift .... 0

You give him a gift and it's a tie .... -10

You give him a gift and it's not a tie .... +2

You give him a gift and it's underwear .... -20

Tighty-whities .... -50

You give him a gift that he'll actually use .... +20

It's a tool .... +30

A power tool .... +50

You wait until the last minute and buy him a gift that day .... -10

With his credit card .... -30

And whatever you bought is actually for you .... -40

Thoughtfulness

You forget his birthday completely .... -20

You forget your anniversary .... -30

A Night Out With The Girls

Go out with a girlfriend .... -5

Go out with a male friend .... -30

You go to Danny's (male strippers) .... -40

You go to a bachelorette party ..... -5

With Antonio, the vampire-seduction stripper .... -20

And you've got his business card .... -40

And his jock-strap .... -75

You have a few drinks .... -9

And miss curfew by an hour .... -12

You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call .... -20

You get home at three am .... -30

And not wearing any panties .... -50

And wearing different clothes .... -75

And spend the night in front of the porcelain god .... -90

You're too drunk to make it home .... -100

And have to stay with a male friend for the night .... -400

Is that a hickey?! .... -600

His Night Out

You stay home while he goes out with his annoying friend from work .... +5

He goes out with his annoying work friends, and he comes home late .... +10

You wait up .... +15

He goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put him to bed .... +20

A Night At Home

You watch TV together .... 0

You rent a movie .... +2

It's got violence .... +3

And nudity .... +5

Lots of nudity .... +10

Showgirls .... +15

And you don't care .... +20

A Night Out

You take him to a movie .... +2

You take him to a movie you like ..... -2

You take him to a movie he likes .... +4

It's got violence .... +5

It's a horror film .... +7

And you snuggle up to him in fear .... +20

Your Physique

You develop flabby thighs .... 0

You develop exercise to get rid of it .... +10

You complain about your weight .... -10

You complain about your weight while eating ice cream .... -20

You don't ask if he thinks you're fat .... +20

You dress to flatter yourself, no matter what your weight is .... +30

You dress in tight clothing .... +10

And the fat rolls out .... -50

Finances

You forego something expensive to save money .... +20

You spend a lot of money on something impractical .... -15

Something he can't use .... -20

An expensive decoration .... -30

And it's tacky .... -50

Driving

You get the directions for a trip .... +4

You get the wrong directions for a trip .... -10

You forget to mention an exit .... -15

Because you were too busy checking your makeup .... -20

The Big Question

You ask, "Do I look fat?" .... -25

You get mad if he answers .... -30

You get mad if he doesn't answer .... -40

Communication

When he wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression .... 0

When he wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes .... +5

You take the problem seriously .... +25

You laugh and say "You're worried about THAT?!" .... -45

You say "Men are all alike!" .... -60

You say "Women don't worry about such things." .... -75

When you offer a solution to the problem .... +10

Blame him ..... -20

Blame all males ..... -40

Offer a comprimise ..... +25

Asking him to do something for you .... -5

While he's watching TV .... -10

While he's sleeping .... -20

While he's doing something else for you .... -25

Yelling at him if he doesn't do it that moment .... -50

Complaining about how he never does anything .... -75