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Shopping Compatibility Quiz

SHOPPING COMPATIBILITY QUIZ

One sure way to test a relationship is to shop with your mate. Not only is joint shopping stressful, but it amplifies differences in temperament and taste. It can even lead to bickering, brawls, and mayhem. So take this compatibility quiz now. Or risk being thrown out of your favorite boutique.

When you arrive at the mall he:

• Says "Let's shop together. It'll be fun !"
• Says "Meet me in hardware"
• Vanishes

In men's clothing he:

• Asks your opinion and compliments your taste
• Buys a tie he already owns
• Bemoans the demise of the leisure suit

In lingerie he:

• Says you look sexy in an oversized robe
• Asks you to model see-through garments too small to identify
• Hands you a Wonderbra

While checking out men's underwear he:

• Agrees to try argyle socks
• Balks at replacing torn shirts because "They're broken in just right"
• Doesn't know his size. ("Mommy always buys my shorts")

When you try on a dress he:

• Tells you everything looks great
• Checks the price before giving an opinion
• Snores

At the jewelry counter he:

• Admires a pair of his-and-her gold rings
• Claims to prefer flashy trinkets
• Promises to buy you something nicer "Off the truck"

In electronics he:

• Helps you choose a home computer
• Asks for easy-to-use software for the "little lady"
• Watches the game

At the video store he:

• Finds a classic film you'll both enjoy
• Hides out in the "adults only" department
• Suggests you buy a work-out tape

In the book shop he:

• Walks you to fiction where you discuss favourite authors
• Becomes transfixed by the latest "Magic Eye"
• Sprints to the swimsuit calendars

In the record store he:

• Finds you a long-sought cd on the discount rack
• Heads for hard rock or rap
• Asks for the 45's

At the toy mart he:

• Helps select a game for your nephew
• Plays "People" non-stop on the electric piano
• Elbows children aside to play video games

At "Pets R Us" he:

• Oohs and aahs at kittens and pups
• Sneezes violently
• Mentions a childhood mishap that involved parakeets and snakes

At the supermarket he:

• Says "You do aisles 1 to 8 and I'll handle 9 to 16"
• Spends hours selecting beer and chips
• Appears stunned by the invention of scanners

If the supermarket line is long he:

• Offers to save your place while you look around
• Pressures you to leave
• Wanders off to munch on "free samples"

If something you bought is defective he:

• Offers to return it
• Tries to convince you it "Isn't all that bad"
• Hides to avoid "a scene."

When you're finished this quiz, total your 1's, 2's, and 3's.

• If you have ten or more 1's, you two may safely attempt a trip to the mall.
• Fewer than ten 1's, seriously consider leaving him home.
• And if you have more than ten 3's, check his parents' refund policy. Perhaps his folks will take him back.