Angry Anderson in
"SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER"

 

Fed up with constant ranting emails from Anderson, I've given him his own page to allow him to express himself, the therapist says it'll help him. Please note the views expressed here are not those of Roddell management.

 

Hello people, lets not beat around the bush, it all started Saturday I was out with some so called friends at the Rugby League cup final at Twickenham, on one of my weekly releases from the local hospital. Things were going well then in one moment I just snapped, like a Jacobs Cracker. They played the national anthem and this bloke/yob didn't bother to stand up, argh. SNAP. I WAS OFF ON ONE, WHAT WAS HE DOING JUST SITTING THERE? OH, IT MAKES ME SO MAD. SUCH DISRESPECT I JUST FLEW INTO ONE, ARRAGH ! IT ALL KICKED OFF BIG LEAGUE, POLICE, STEWARDS, FAT NORTHERNERS. DON'T GET ME STARTED,  ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY IS "PEOPLE WHO DON'T STAND TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SMELL MY CHEDDAR YOU MOTHER !"

Picture of some cheddar cheese

 

Picture of some Doppelrhamstufe cheese

In the back of the Police Van leaving Twickenham this poor excuse for a human being then had the cheek to inform me he doesn't vote either ! WHAT!, OH DEAR! NOW HE WAS REALLY WINDING ME UP "YOU ARE JOKING I SAID?", "NO" WAS THE REPLY. SNAP. IT ALL WENT OFF AGAIN. FIGHT CLUB RULES APPLIED. EVEN THE POLICE DOG SAW SOME ACTION THIS TIME. FOR CHRISTSAKE, PEOPLE WOULD AND HAVE DIED FOR US TO GET DEMOCRACY AND THE VOTE, THE LEAST  YOU CAN DO FISH IS SPEND TWO MINUTES OF YOUR POXY LIFE VOTING, ARRAGH ! JES ! All I've got to say is  "PEOPLE WHO CAN VOTE BUT CANT BE BOTHERED SMELL MY DOPPELRHAMSTUFE YOU MOTHER !"

NEXT WEEKS TOPICS
 (if AA is allowed to make his one phone call)

1. Those ruddy people who take their phone to the gym and carry it round with 'em, you ain't that important -you losers

2. People who don't wear a belt with trousers - have you not got any mirrors in your house? What do you think them loops are for? - you losers

If you have some suggestions for topics or wish to air your views drop Angry Anderson  a line or two

Here's a 'cute' animation just to relax you after all that negative/angry energy

TAKE ME HOMO

This page is sponsored by the Cheese Museum of Australia, as visited by the Hot Rodd and Ivan while on tour down under - if you is passing, definitely worth a visit