Watcha kids! After years of gambling my life away on fruitless bets (Don't tell Mrs Ashforth) like my 50p wager with Craven that Wheeler isn't my next door neighbour - which of course he is, so I lost !- the Hot Rodd has asked me to channel my 'expert knowledge' into an income generating site on his website, so here it is !

Each month there will be a different competition with a super-duper prize. All you need to do is just phone and you can win win win.

In addition to the competitions I will also be displaying various odds, which if you wish to place a bet on, you can by phoning the YouCantLose HOTline. 

This months competition is a version of the spot the ball, with an added twist !

SPOT THE MOLE

Rules

A mole has been surgically removed, by the NHS, from the picture below.  For your chance to win a cake baked by Mrs Ashfrorth, all you have to do is choose the square with the missing mole. It's as simple as that.

  So if you think you know the answer call The Ashforth Gambling YouCantLose HOTline on 0898 696966969 *

* Oh yeah by the way, calls cost shed loads so make sure you do it at work or on your mates mobile, which is gonna cost way more than a shed, probably a small semi somewhere up north  in fact. Calls are also likely to last for sometime so make sure you have a cuppa with you.

In order to help you out, here is a picture taken of one of the people in the photo above, a few years before the above operation took place - think you know now?

££      Good luck and may the forth be with you     ££

NEXT WEEK

"ODDS ON"

We give you the chance to have a flutter on the Brotherpool Tour:

What are the chances of Dunkly sorting out accommodation for us?

What are the chances of Chesney making north past Birmingham?

and

What are the chances of Greesham only get three STDs this tour?

more next week.............................